12/27/08
Curious
Case Of Benjamin Button - easily fincher's worst film yet. from
a technical standpoint the film is intriguing and successful, but from
an enjoyment standpoint the film is dull, overblown, uninteresting, and
sinks under its own weight. the best thing about the film's script is the
conceit of a man born old and aging backwards throughout his life. it's
a great idea full of (unrealized) potential. pitt isn't very good and blanchett
was also uninspiring. pitt's character was interesting for a while and
then just slipped into obscurity. it was almost as if he was sleepwalking
through the film at times. the character had no presence, i honestly couldn't
tell you what his (or her) motivations were. i also didn't see the point
in having the voiceover narration. this just marks another great contemporary
director laying an egg (p.t. anderson being the other). C-.
General's
Daughter - not an entirely bad film that was reminiscent of a few
good men, "with a little sex in it." madeline stowe is good looking, but
not a very good actress. C+.
12/26/08
Doubt
- better than i expected from a film made as much for the academy as anyone
else. it's got big time actors, a star editor, casting director, cinematographer
and composer...all of whom i'm pretty sure have been involved with academy
nominated films in the past. all three of the stars did fine jobs with
the roles, but the real star is the writing. shanley does a good job of
leaving the doubt as perfectly centered between streep and hoffman as possible.
in this way there is some artifice to the film - it's a purposefully ignorant
omniscient point of view that we get. i suppose some could be bothered
by this, but it's just part of the fun. a good conversation film. B+.
12/25/08
A
Christmas Story - best christmas film there is. it's also probably
the best film about childhood. it starts with the writing, but everything
else is damn good as well. A+.
Bad
Santa - great christmas film for those who don't have a conscience,
like me. A.
Naked
Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear - funny enough slapstick movie. some
jokes only make sense if you were around at the time to get the pop culture
references. B.
12/23/08
Step
Brothers - really funny apatow production. it's about family and
following your dreams and staying in touch with that immature side of yourself
that keeps you grounded. of course it's also about john c. reilly and will
ferrell being wacky. they play really well off each other and mckay knows
how to let them loose in just the right way. richard jenkins got some oscar
buzz with his performance in the visitor, but he's basically just as good
as the father in this film. great performances. B+.
12/22/08
Freaky
Friday - definitely a disney picture because of the happy ending
and peachy outlook on life, but it's not a boring or overly sweet pic either.
the leads (jodie fisher and barbara harris) are both quite good. it's a
nice idea for a film, wish it could happen. B.
12/20/08
Sudden
Fear - great noir starring joan crawford and jack palance. crawford
is great as a wealthy playwright who fires a young actor (palance) for
not being good looking enough. she meets this actor later, on a train on
her way from nyc to sf, and they become bonded despite their initial meeting.
it turns out that palance is playing her the entire time and has his eyes
set on her money. gloria grahame plays a femme fatale who is an old fling
of palance's who shows up mid-film to move his plans into fast forward.
crawford becomes aware of the plan and comes up with a plan of her own.
it's great stuff with some nice performances and fine direction. never
heard of the film until i pulled it out of my noir stack and popped it
in. underrated gem from a director (david miller) who hasn't done much
i've heard of (lonely are the brave is the only other film of his i've
seen). B+.
12/19/08
Advise
& Consent - starts off slow and far too full of names and positions.
preminger is trying to give us the impression of energy and movement, but
it's just overwhelming, especially for someone like me who isn't very good
with names. after the first 30 minutes, though, the film settles into the
political thriller/commentary film that it is. it gets into the red scare
stuff that was big at the time as well as gay scare (?) stuff that is more
relevant today. plenty of big names in the cast. pidgeon, fonda, and charles
laughton are all very good. laughton was an actual homosexual, but was
playing a southern senator who was using mccarthy-esque tactics against
fonda in the hopes that he wouldn't be approved as secretary of state.
good film if you can get through the first 30 minutes. B.
Beach
- unfortunately this film was essentially what i thought it was going to
be. other than the hot french chick this movie doesn't have much going
for it. i decided to watch it because slumdog millionaire made me remember
how good danny boyle can be so i figured i'd give this one the benefit
of the previous doubt. leo didn't do much and the script meanders about
without really engaging the audience. the ending is completely flat. boyle
usually does a good job with music, but this one featured some standards
off of moby's "play." C.
12/15/08
Willy
Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - best musical ever? worth asking
the question. wilder really makes the film amazing. wilder and the set
design, that is. the carpenters should be commended for custom making some
truly wacky sets and devices. visionary. A+.
12/14/08
Wings
- the first academy award winning best picture and the last of the 80 that
i needed to see. it's a good film. a bit long and i'm not in love with
silent films in general, but it's enjoyable with a good story. like many
best picture winners after it, it takes place during a war and is longer
than the average film released at the time. gary cooper is in it, which
i didn't know, but he is on screen for about 4 minutes before he dies.
it's directed by william wellman. clara bow is great. it's a precode film
and you can tell, but it's not over the top. there's some great camerawork
and even better effects in the film that really make it enjoyable and modern
beyond its 1927 production date. it shows the ills and honors of war with
equal balance and i don't have any problem with it beating out metropolis
for best picture. B+.
12/13/08
Forgetting
Sarah Marshall - one of the better films of the year. it is generally
seen as a lesser apatow production, but i think it belongs in the same
breath as knocked up and 40 year old virgin because of the unfunny parts
of the film. some films are hilarious and nothing else, but i think that
apatow follows in the hughes tradition by making his funny films about
something more than just laughs; and is able to pull it off. whether it's
family or friends or relationships, these comedies are held up by more
than just laughs.
the breakup scene in
this one is a classic. the feelings that seigel's character has throughout
the picture regarding his ex are, i think, true to life for the most part.
things are exaggerated and some of the plot is literal for comedic effect,
but it touches upon the real feelings real people have when they go through
a breakup like this. the film effectively captures both sides of the breakup,
too, which is seldom seen in the standard chick flick or guy flick. B+.
English
Patient - it's not awful, but it's not the best picture of 1996
either. it's a bad film with bad writing and acceptable acting. somehow
it pulled off 12 nominations and something like 9 wins that year. one of
them was for costume design, which is funny because this film is the only
film where i can recall having seen an open stitch on a garment (about
half way through when thomas fakes fainting so she can go fuck fiennes).
go figure. fiennes manages to look remarkably good in spite of the fact
that he's tramping through the north african desert all day long. he's
always got the same perfect 5 o'clock shadow and slicked back hair with
plenty of body. it's hilarious. at 2hrs 40mins it's a tough one to get
through, but it's not the toughest cinematic opponent i've faced.
i'm one film away from
having seen all 80 academy award winning best pictures. D.
Day
The Earth Stood Still - the problem with remaking amazingly good
films like the original version of this film is that you're screwed no
matter what you do. if you remake it as closely as possible (as van sant
did with psycho) then you're just wasting energy redoing what has already
been done better than you can do. if you alter it drastically (as this
one does) then you're going to get questions about why you screwed with
a perfect formula. so the obvious answer is to just stop remaking films
that have been done well. you don't play monday morning quarterback after
phil simms goes 21/25 in the superbowl and wins the game. so, how about
you asshole writers out there start remaking films that had good ideas,
but didn't execute them well? just a thought.
reeves is no rennie,
that's for sure. he's cast well enough for some of the (big) changes they
made to the character, but he's still no rennie.
there are several big
changes that they made over the original: the ending doesn't leave with
the same ambiguous ending that the original does. sure, our fate is still
unknown, but the original film's ending is almost a question to the audience:
what will our future be? in this version the ending is more like a statement:
you're getting a second chance. doesn't have the same effect, not by a
long shot. another big change comes in klatu's character. in the original
he's much less menacing and far more inquisitive. in this version he's
more destructive and on a mission. it completely changes the dynamic between
him and the kid (smith) and the woman (connelly). in this version the kid's
character is written like a spoiled asshole. in the original he's written
like a typical kid who is just curious about this new father-figure in
his life. this version had a lot more special effects and explosions than
the original and actually says a lot about filmmaking then vs. now. C+.
Frost/Nixon
- fairly boring flick about the interview between nixon and frost in the
late 70s. the film's essential thesis is that we should watch the last
two hour interview between nixon and frost. the film all but explicitly
states that the first three were worthless and that even the last one was
meaningful only because of the way television distorts reality by allowing
us to remember people and events in the context of sound bites. too bad
howard didn't save me two hours by just telling me to watch the last interview
of the series. i'll save you the time: skip this and watch the last interview
which is available on dvd right now. C+.
12/11/08
Black
Angel - good noir about an alcoholic (duryea) who unwittingly kills
his wife in a drunken rage. the film is all about him realizing what he's
done by investigating her murder in order to free the husband of a woman
(vincent) he's interested in. duryea is solid, vincent wasn't stellar.
had the female lead been played by someone like bacall this would be a
really great film. B+.
12/10/08
Cavalcade
- another academy award winning best picture. this one reminded me a bit
of mrs. miniver or all quiet on the western front. it's an anti-war film
told from the perspective of a british family. none of the characters really
grabbed me which hampered the film's ability to resonate with me. gabriel
over the white house was the real best picture of the year, this one wasn't
even close. C+.
12/09/08
Milk
- at its core it's a film about human rights and a grassroots political
movement; that's the interesting part. all the personal stuff with milk's
various lovers and white's possible closeted homosexuality are fairly uninteresting.
penn was better than expected and brolin was decent, most of the other
performances were fine enough. van sant over-directed it at times for my
tastes, but it's a solidly written story by dustin lance black (former
mormon who wrote some episodes of big love). disappointed by exclusion
of homosexual women in the film and, apparently, in the movement at the
time. also didn't know some of the specifics of milk's rise to power -
his selling out vis a vis his image, the re-writing of the districts which
allowed him to finally win an election, etc. the film also painted dan
white in a more sympathic light than the documentary
did. showed him as a more reasonable person who grew angry with milk's
rise to power. the implication here is that white was a closeted homosexual
who felt castrated by the mayor and flamboyant homosexual in harvey milk.
in the end he kills himself after a short stint in jail. a tragic story
all around. B.
12/08/08
Brute
Force - less than stellar jules dassin noir. it has some great
moments, but i wasn't in love with the characters so it never reached the
level of night and the city or thieves' highway. interestingly, one of
the scenes is filmed in the same location as black angel (another universal
noir) which i started re-watching last night. liked the themes and the
direction, but the characters needed work. B.
12/07/08
Where
The Sidewalk Ends - noir about a cop who uses his strong arm tactics
one too many times and ends up killing a guy. in a panic, he covers up
the crime and spends the rest of the film trying to dig himself out of
the hole. it's a familiar plot executed well by andrews, tierney, and preminger.
of course you know how it ends, but it's great seeing andrews squirm at
first and then change in the end. tierney is beautiful and soft at usual.
B+.
Money
Pit - this pic used to be on basic cable all the time. watched
it again in anticipation of a home purchase on the horizon...i'm rethinking
this whole home ownership thing. seriously, though, it's a really funny
film in the middle. the beginning takes a while to get warmed up and the
end is all about wrapping up the loose ends of the plot. hanks is great.
B+.
12/06/08
No
Way Out - good noir about a black doctor (poitier) who has a patient
die on his watch and is then accused by the patient's brother (widmark)
of deliberately killing him. it sinks its teeth into a lot of racial stuff
and gets pretty ugly at times (widmark is pure vitriol), but i think that's
how racism manifested itself at the time. B+.
Die
Hard - not as great as the last time i saw it. A+.
12/05/08
Boy
In The Striped Pajamas - at its core it's just another film about
the holocaust. the twist that everyone seems to love about this one is
that it's told from the perspective of a little boy. schindler's list,
as i recall, was told from the perspective of just about everyone and that's
why it's the definitive picture on the much-filmed about topic. the ending
is at least halfway predictable (all the jews die), but it was surprising
to see the non-jew protagonist die as well. ultimately, i was never very
invested in any of the characters. the boy and the mother were the most
interesting because they were either innocent or caught in the middle of
the extremes. that's the problem with a lot of these films - they tend
towards the easy stereotypes: the humble victimized jew and the evil blond-haired
nazi. das boot is a film that recognizes that not all germans were jew-burning
nazis. C+.
Twilight
- directed by catherine hardwicke (thirteen, lords of dogtown), this teeny
flick does absolutely nothing for older or intelligent viewers. i thought
thirteen was pretty good, but lords of dogtown looked pretty crappy and
this one was truly crappy. it glorifies stupid teenage love and the animalistic
urges that we all have when we're at our most ape-like (our teenage years).
i went into the film hoping i'd like it and glean something from the vampires
as societal outcasts theme, but i didn't. i've never been much of a fan
of the vampire genre and this one certainly didn't win me over. vampires
seem like a good vehicle for social commentary, but i've yet to see one
that really maximizes the potential. D-.
12/04/08
Slumdog
Millionaire - great film. it's occurred to me that many of the
films i love are just outside of realistic. my top three could be considered
lies of some sort and this one tells a lie in its own way. sure, they're
all plausible on some level, but they each stretch the truth or stylize
it to dramatic effect. that's one of the things that film can do so well.
danny boyle is one
of those directors whose work falls into the must see category. whenever
he has a new film i do my best to check it out. i haven't seen beach or
millions, but i've seen the rest of his feature films, including the made
for tv "vacuuming completely nude in paradise." i love what he does in
part because it's always something new. horror, straight-up comedy, junkie
brit grit, etc. word has it that his dream is to make a musical; i'd even
watch that if it came to fruition.
it's said that everything
you've done in your life has led to this point. it's true and can be occasionally
depressing, but this idea is at the crux of slumdog millionaire. boyle
weaves the past and present together well and, for the most part, maintains
the momentum. films about fate can sometimes come off as trite, especially
if the characters aren't well presented. here, though, boyle presents us
with great characters and uses the game show as an interesting plot device
to bring about a familiar ending. it's a life-affirming film with a great
balance of comedy and the kind of drama no one i'll ever meet will know.
one of the three best of the year. B+.
12/03/08
Hamlet
- i don't think it was the best film of the year, but it is the best film
version of a shakespeare work that i've seen. actually, i can't imagine
any rendition of the play being any better than this. olivier is old for
hamlet, but he's olivier and there probably isn't anyone better at shakespeare
than him. the language and plot are shakespeare's so i won't review that
here. the film, though, is olivier's and is the only thing that should
be judged in this case. he moves the camera well and gives great breadth
to hamlet's character. i can't recall the play very well, but it felt as
though olivier played hamlet as more of a punk than the play let on. i'm
not sure about the ending in the film, i think it differs slightly from
the play in that he kills the king with his sword. could be wrong there.
excellent use of depth of field and camera movement are what set the film
apart as a film rather than just a filmed play.
i've seen all but three
academy award winning best pictures at this point. A-.
12/02/08
Somewhere
In The Night - reminded me of memento, but is also like moontide
and black angel in that the protagonist can't really remember his role
in a dastardly deed. the film is primarily driven by the mystery caused
by the protagonist's amnesia and it keeps things interesting throughout.
the acting isn't great. hodiak reminds me a bit of a poor man's vincent
price. richard conte is reliable as usual. part of the film takes place
by the waterfront and the lead man ends up being a private detective (though
we/he don't know this until the last scene). nice noir. B+.
12/01/08
Sands
Of Iwo Jima - felt like a john ford-directed film. what was the
point of clint eastwood making two more films on this? best line: "that's
what war is - trading real estate for men." B.
11/27/08
Moontide
- like black angel or the lost weekend. not very good overall in spite
of the good performers. gabin turns in a dud and lupino's character is
flat. interesting only because it falls into the subgenre of alcohol noirs.
in this one we know the protagonist gets drunk the night of a murder, but
we're not sure whether he committed the murder or not. C.
Pushover
- like rear window meets double indemnity. novak isn't as good as stanwyck
and the writing isn't nearly as good, but it's a solid pic nonetheless.
solid noir. B.
Paradine
Case - fairly average hitchcock flick. it felt a bit like rebecca
when peck goes to mrs. paradine's home. the twist in the end wasn't all
that fantastic. C+.
11/26/08
Four
Christmases - good idea with so-so execution. wasn't thrilled by
witherspoon's performance. vaughn did a decent job, but the writing wasn't
up to snuff. more potential here than was realized. B-.
Transporter
3 - not as good as the second one, don't think i've seen the first
one. the villain is pretty good and that's always key in these films. yuen
povides some good fight choreography. the female lead was more annoying
than attractive. C+.
11/24/08
Love
Story - great film that wasn't quite as good the second time around.
sappy to some and brilliant to others. i think that the main musical theme
is the back bone of the film. i liked the use of profanity, especially
from ali macgraw. the chemistry and abrasive relationship they have is
fun to watch. the film also happens to be funny. it's a cousin of the graduate
because of the themes of love and breaking away from your parents. B+.
11/23/08
Shop
Around The Corner - pleasant comedy almost romance of the 40s by
lubitsch. i'm learning to like the guy. the camera in the film has a great
mind and personality of its own; they don't film em like this anymore.
the plot was a bit shakespearean in that it uses what the characters don't
know to good effect. margaret sullavan is excellent. B+.
11/22/08
Young
@ Heart - nice enough documentary about a group of elderly singers
who sing rock songs. it's the humorous juxtaposition of punk rock and old
people that attracts most. it's got a sad storyline (hint: the subjects
are between 70-92 years old). i didn't find it to be anything spectacular,
but you might. B-
11/18/08
Baraka
- first full length film i saw on my blu-ray player. it's got some of the
best cinematography you'll ever see, but i still don't think it's as good
as koyaanisqatsi. for some the overt socio-political message of koyaanisqatsi
is too much, for me it makes that film even better. beautiful presentation,
supposedly one of the best blu-ray discs around. A.
11/15/08
Quantum
Of Solace - not as good as casino royale and a bit long, but a
strong pic nonetheless. this is bond for the steroid generation, but craig
is more than just bravado - he has a seriousness that first came with dalton,
but hasn't really been pulled off by any of them until he came along. i
think that the 007 series with craig has lost its cheesy edge, but has
gained a brooding and menacing figure in the process. much has been made
about the bond woman, but i didn't find her to be too out of the ordinary.
the biggest difference is that she doesn't get it on with bond and that's
a rarity for the series. B.
Rachel
Getting Married - jenny lumet (daughter of the great sidney lumet)
pens this pile of garbage. demme directs. hathaway is decent enough. i'm
not sure how long the film is, but i know how long it feels (too long)
and know that it could use some trimming. it stinks of one world liberalism
that makes it seem like demme is trying to be too hip for his own good.
it's a black guy marrying a white woman and they're dressed in indian garb
and speak yiddish from time to time. they listen to dub and world music
and jazz and hip-hop and rock. they're just so cosmopolitan and worldly.
this, though, is a minor issue. the writing and direction are the most
bothersome elements. everything is too in your face and the camera moves
too much. it's as though demme thinks he can take you into the characters'
heads by showing you every pore on their face. the sweet moments are saccharine
and best left out. blah. D.
11/14/08
RocknRolla
- best guy ritchie film ever? maybe. it's another pulp fiction homage with
the guy ritchie look and there's nothing wrong with that. ludacris and
jeremy piven weren't very good, but everyone else in the cast was, especially
toby kebbell who plays johnny quid and takes on an increasingly important
role as the film unfolds. show up on time and pay attention or else you'll
be lost real fast. B+.
Role
Models - fun slacker duo pic. nothing new for the genre, but it
carries the time well and has an interesting plot that keeps it fresh.
mclovin (does anyone know that guy's real name or care?), rudd, and scott
are all fun. B+.
11/12/08
Battle
Royale - highly touted fukasaku film based upon a famous book.
it's become somewhat of a cult favorite and is often considered fukasaku's
best, but i didn't think so. my favorite of the few i've seen is blackmail
is my life, though even that isn't an amazing film. he was a good director
with a lot of films under his belt and will probably be well remembered.
the story is probably
the most notable element of the film. it's about a futuristic japanese
society wherein school children are forced to fight for their lives on
a deserted island. some of the film didn't make much sense. if there was
social commentary i didn't get it. i would expect such a thing considering
the film's plot, but i didn't find it. often a film that takes place in
the future that features the breakdown of society has some comment on how/why
the society got to that point. B-.
11/11/08
Decision
At Sundown - sundown is the name of the city that randolph scott's
nemesis has taken over (in classic western style the nemesis owns the law
and the citizens are afraid of him). scott comes into town with his sidekick
(who provides some comic relief) in order to avenge the death of his wife.
things get more complicated as the the film unfolds and it gets more seedy
than you might expect. it's a good film to show on election night because
of some of the themes of bullies running the town and the citizenry having
to step up and run the bully out themselves. tcm aired several films with
"decision" in the title on 11/4 and this was the only one i saw. B.
11/06/08
Benny's
Video - haneke lets the camera rest and would rather have things
unfold in front of it, rather than movie to the action. he does this a
lot here as well as in key scenes in cache and funny games. it's another
good film from the director, but it's not great. B-.
11/02/08
Fall
- visually impressive film that was a bit reminiscent of the princess bride
because of the fairy tale being told to the child aspect. not entirely
sure what was going on at times, but i think that there were some surrealistic
aspects woven into the film to show the interweaving of reality and fiction.
B.
10/31/08
Changeling
- good, almost unbelievable, story, but left something to be desired in
the execution category. there were a few cliche moments in eastwood's direction
that reminded me i was watching a movie that was supposed to have an emotional
impact on me. jolie may be remembered as a talented actress 30 years from
now, but i'm a bit too close media circus that surrounds her to not be
distracted by it. she's a good crier, but that doesn't make her a good
actress. i liked the character, just not as interpreted by jolie. some
of the cliche moments were things like a close up of ashes falling off
a cigarette during an intense police interview, or jolie telling the police
officer at the end that another child's interview gave her the one thing
she didn't have before: hope. ah, how sweet. of course eastwood did a mostly
good job and took on the corrupt 20s lapd. it'll get a ton of nominations,
but probably shouldn't win anything outside of costume design or art direction.
B-.
Zack
And Miri Make A Porno - funny film with a predictable and tired
plot line. the twist here is that the two life-long friends hookup for
money, not because of one crazy night or any other contrivance. elizabeth
banks is charming and good looking and seth rogen is the classic comic
everyman, but you knew that already. look for a cameo from pittsburg native
tom savini. there's some good gross out humor and sex jokes mixed in so
it never gets to heavy. solid flick overall. B.
10/27/08
Game
- life-affirming film that put you through the paces. a tour-de-force performance
from michael douglas. when you watch it a few times knowing about the ending
some of the things along the way are questionable, but it's a movie and
most of it can be explained away. A.
10/26/08
What
Just Happened? - watch the player first. this has some of the same
stuff that that film has, just in a different form. it's a funny film with
a good little performance from deniro. B.
Frontrunners
- a solid fly-on-the-wall type documentary about a high school presidential
election. there are some interesting characters in the film and it serves
as a better view into the world of the teenager than american teen. films
like this can make even a grouch like me feel decent about the prospects
of the future of america and the world. though the kids weren't fully formed
intellectuals, you see the beginning stages of a thoughtfulness that will
likely guide them to successful lives. B+.
10/25/08
Mist
- darabont adapts another stephen king novella to less stellar effect than
shawshank redemption. some of the special effects left something to be
desired, but the character dynamics were pretty good. wasn't in love with
the ending, but i suppose it was better than the alternative cliche ending.
a lot of actors you've seen before, but don't necessarily know off the
top of your head. fun flick. B-.
10/21/08
Body
And Soul - it seems like william conrad made a career out of looking
tough and leaning up against walls. one of the best boxing flicks i've
seen; need to see raging bull, but have to say that i liked this more the
first time than that one. garfield looks like paul muni and has the physical
acting style of james cagney. not as good as either, but a fine performance
here. his african-american trainer is played by canada lee and he does
a very nice job with a tortured character; should have been nominated for
a best supporting actor award. possible influence for the butch boxing
scene in pulp fiction. shows the dirty business side of boxing years before
north dallas forty did basically the same thing for football. B+.
10/20/08
His
Kind Of Woman! - decent enough film noir with robert mitchum. he's
joe average who gets roped into going to mexico to be a fall guy for a
gangster. it's more complicated than that, but that's a good enough synopsis.
nothing really grabbed me, but it has a couple good lines and it's a film
noir so you can't go wrong. vincent price plays an actor who goes on the
hunt to help mitchum. his character goes through the film reciting shakespeare
and pontificating about this and that. too long and too much shooting/action.
B-.
10/19/08
Max
Payne - never played the video game, but i think i recall the interesting
thing being the "bullet time" feature that put it above other first person
shooters like quake and doom. the film employed a bit of this, but only
a couple times and not to the same effect as the matrix, which is the first
medium i recall using bullet time in any way. wahlberg comes off as a bit
wooden, not showing the same zeal as he has exhibited in some of his better
performances. overall, the film felt like a lot of other films of this
ilk - constantine, crow (to a lesser extent), etc. it also brings in elements
from films like robocop 2 (the new drug sweeping the city) and the generic
cop drama you've seen a million times. C.
W.
- not quite as i had predicted, which was nice at first. i liked that it
wasn't a complete smear piece because there are plenty of those around
already. unfortunately, the worst stone seems to have to say about bush
is that he's an innocent buffoon, a victim of his father's success, jeb's
shadow, and those around him - chiefly rove and cheney. i think a better
film would have shown the idiotic parts of bush for comic relief, but also
revealed his part in the fiasco known as the bush administration. jumping
around in time was interesting, but i didn't find much reason to the scenes
that were juxtaposed. this marks another dud in stone's recent filmography
if you ask me. he had as much material to work with as one can have with
a biopic yet his pissed it away by telling a sad little story about an
idiot with daddy issues. colin powell comes out looking like a saint. oh
wait, he lied in front of the u.n. good job. C.
10/18/08
Quarantine
- reminiscent of the blair witch project for more reasons than the shooting
style. a good, scary flick, but i have a bone to pick. the trailer is god
awful, for two reasons: it makes the film look less interesting than it
actually is and, most importantly, it gives away the final shot. if you
plan on watching the film, don't watch the trailer because the final shot
will be ruined for you. very lame.
nice acting all around.
straight forward idea that takes it to another level late in the film.
some good comic touches mixed with true scares. recommended. B+.
10/17/08
Verdict
- solid flick all around, but not on the same level as cool hand luke or
butch cassidy and the sundance kid. newman turns in a good performance
- you can see the him change from lifeless to lively as the film progresses
and this is probably the best aspect of the film. it's an early mamet script
and lumet does a good job with direction. B+.
10/14/08
Cat
On A Hot Tin Roof - pretty typical tennessee williams southern
melodrama. personally, i think this one is better than streetcar named
desire, but i guess i'm in the minority. i'm also in the minority in thinking
that paul newman was a better actor than marlon brando. this is like a
sirk film without any of the easing into the steaming hot bathtub, rather
williams jumps right into the sordid affairs of this fucked up family.
good ending, most of the rest was just decent. ives and newman were good.
B.
10/12/08
Flash
Of Genius - two sad biopics tonight. this one's about a detroit
inventor who comes up with the intermittant windshield wiper and tries
to sell the idea to ford, but they steal his design and dump him. he becomes
so obsessed by his quest for justice that it tears his family apart. the
end gives you mixed feelings, but suffice it to say that you feel for greg
kinnear's character. they do a good job of developing his character as
well as the chemistry that the family has. i guess there is some justice
in the world, though, because ford isn't exactly rolling in the dough anymore.
B+.
Express
- fine sports biopic about ernie davis, the outstanding syracuse running
back who became the first african-american to win the heisman trophy award.
of course his life was cut short. anytime i hear about one of these guys
i think about steve prefontaine or james dean or hank gathers as well as
the poem "to an athlete dying young" by a.e. housman. there is a mixed
emotion with these great athletes - obviously there is the sense of loss
the questions about how great they could have been, but there is also something
to be said about dying before your fame dies. or, as housman puts it: "Now
you will not swell the rout | Of lads that wore their honours out, | Runners
whom renown outran | And the name died before the man." it's easy for the
naysayer to say that prefontaine was overrated or that ernie davis never
would have been as good as jim brown, but we can never know. what if lance
armstrong had been killed by his cancer rather than beating it and then
the world in the tour de france, seven times, in a row? what if jordan
had retired on top after winning his sixth nba championship instead of
coming back and being just good on a crappy team?
i don't know how accurate
the film is, there's certainly some fiction peppered throughout to make
things more compelling, but the facts seemed basically in line with what
i know about the guy and what i've learned since watching it. B+.
10/11/08
Body
Of Lies - good, not great, ridley scott espionage film centered
in the mid-east. there's a lot going on here and the film drags a bit as
a result. the overly serpentine plot serves a purpose, i just don't know
that it's entirely necessary that things be this complex to essentially
show how self-serving and manipulative all the top level characters are.
good performances. B.
10/10/08
Safety
Last! - first time i've seen this great harold lloyd flick. all
sorts of good gags, too many to list or remember. a true classic. A-.
10/07/08
Religulous
- documentaries are different than when i learned to love them. the fly-on-the-wall
documentary is basically dead at this point, having been replaced by the
visual essay of michael moore, anti-bush amateurs, and various other people
with an agenda. i prefer the maysles brothers style of exploration and
reportage instead of the point-of-view film. most of them seem to come
from the left, but there are some (like ben stein's "expelled" documentary)
that come from the right. regardless of their author, these types of documentaries
have a singular point of view and impose it throughout the film. religulous
falls into this category.
bill maher happens
to be funny and i agree with his point that we can't really know if there's
a god and what he says or wants from us. however, maher's biggest fault
here is that there is only one type of religion to him - fundamentalism.
he doesn't acknowledge the reality that there are some who practice religions
of various kinds in peaceful and fairly intelligent ways. the times he
does encounter people who choose to ignore many of the ridiculous elements
of their religion he challenges their religion anyway, saying it's impossible
to separate the good ideals of a religion from many of the contradictory
or silly stories that accompany it. i respect his doubt and wit, but we
have to acknowledge and respect the choice of others to believe in the
god of their choosing. B.
Choke
- interesting writing and uniquely palahniukian in many ways, but it falls
flat somehow. gregg's direction didn't do it for me. B-.
10/02/08
Helvetica
- documentary on the font, but also typesetters, design, and more. it's
interesting to a point. for the most part people are talking about the
simple elegance of the font, though there is one critic of the font, and
i found his voice to be the most interesting. helvetica is a good font,
but i'm not in love with the capital "r." C+.
09/30/08
Ghost
Town - quite a good performance from ricky gervais carries the
film to hilarity. the writing is also very good because all the plot elements
fit well together. it's a thoughtful and life-affirming film (as my dad
put it) with a feel good ending. B+.
Eagle
Eye - spoilers ahead. this one has the feeling/themes of a bunch
of other films you've probably seen/heard of. stuff like 2001, i, robot,
minority report, the game, and more. i like shia labeouf's delivery of
snappy, smart ass dialogue and there's a decent amount here to give balance
to the otherwise non-stop thriller fare that makes up the film. a lot of
times reviewers will write about a film being "an edge of your seat thriller"
or they'll talk about how much it keeps you guessing and how exciting the
film is, but rarely do those things actually apply to thefilm. here many
of those descriptions actually apply. it's not an amazing film, but it
does keep you guessing and it does ratchet up the action to a fever pitch.
d.j. caruso is a solid
director having done disturbia, salton sea, and two for the money. i would
describe all of those as enjoyable and thoughtful in some way, but not
A-grade films. here he brings us another of that ilk and i'm just fine
with that. B+.
09/29/08
Road
House - widmark is devlishly good as usual. wilde and lupino are
fine as well. the plot is decent enough. this is another fox noir, but
isn't numbered as the other dvds are; not sure why. B-.
09/28/08
Big
Country - sometimes the academy gets it right. burl ives's supporting
performance won an academy, and deservedly so. as good as gregory peck
was, ives was even better and he was a clear standout for the supporting
actor category. they also did well in nominating the score for an academy
as it was quite enjoyable. aside from peck, ives and the score the film
was pretty damn good too. of the films that were nominated that i've seen
(only two of the five), this is the best and it wasn't even nominated.
gigi won that year. huh? interesting dynamic with peck's fiance and her
father. another solid william wyler film. sarris was wrong about this guy.
B+.
09/27/08
Reds
- truly an epic film. tells the story of john reed and louise bryant, two
communist revolutionaries living in the u.s. in the 1910s. it feels a lot
like many other biopics and period/history films, especially those that
deal with revolutionaries and artists. one interesting wrinkle with this
one is that beatty weaves in documentary interviews with people who knew
reed and/or bryant.
oddly, much of the
film feels as though it takes place in the 60s, not the 10s. of course
it could very well take place any time because many of the issues are as
salient today as they were in the teens. overall the film was too long
(194 mins) and heavy to do it for me. C+.
09/26/08
Saw
IV - wonder how deep this series will go. the first two were solid,
the third saw (no pun intended) a big drop off. this one was even worse
that the third. things that need work: writing and acting. things they
did right: gore level, twist at the end. the contraptions weren't as thoughtful
and there was only one actual scare. much of the plot was a prequel of
sorts that explains how jigsaw's life derailed. it goes beyond the initial
explanation of mere cancer patient turned sour. they drag his wife into
the story for the first time and it didn't do much for me; this plotline
felt more like filler than anything else. it is what it is. C.
09/24/08
Illegal
- interesting edward g. robinson noir. interesting primarily because of
his character's arc. the ending was a bit flat. solid script. another film
(decoy was the other that i saw recently) that addresses the death penalty,
though this one showed the repurcussions of an incorrect verdict, whereas
decoy used the death penalty as more of a plot device. B.
09/23/08
Fury
- quite a good film. my only complaint is that it's occasionally overly
dramatic, but i attribute that more to lang's roots in silent film than
anything else. the few shots where characters look straight into the camera
are haunting. it has the potential to be a bit like i am a fugitive from
a chain gang, but pulls its punch a bit. it's not the same caliber of film,
but it does have that dark social element to it. as is true in "m" lang
exposes the mob mentality that characterizes much of our justice system.
B+.
09/22/08
What
Would Jesus Buy? -
the idea of a stop shopping campaign is a good enough one, but the documentary
follows reverend billy and the stop shopping choir on their cross-country
tour and it just isn't very interesting. at times it feels as though the
choir is actually a little insane, rather than just a dedicated group of
social crusaders. C.
09/21/08
Mrs.
Miniver - good, not amazing film about the beginning of ww2 in
england. wyler directs. sarris thinks wyler lacks emotion and style, but
the academy seemed to love him (12 oscar nominations for best director)
and you have to admit that the guy made some quality films. his style is
no style which works fine for me, but doesn't fit sarris' affinity for
the auteur. greer garson does a fine job, about 80% of which comes from
her infectious smile. the bomb shelter scene was a standout. the cute kid
certainly didn't hurt the film's adorability factor. ben-hur was more epic
and best years of our lives was more impactful (all three won for best
picture/director). four best picture winners left to see. B.
Decoy
- great plot with nice ending. gangster is going to the gas chamber, but
finds an antidote and his girl gets in with the prison doctor who will
administer the drug afterwards so that the gangster will be able to escape
prison - in a casket. definitely a second billing type picture with a bunch
of no-name actors (for a reason), but it's good nonetheless. viva la noir.
B.
09/20/08
Crime
Wave - great, sleeper noir with a solid cast. sterling hayden is
the detective overseeing a robbery turned murder. gene nelson gets swept
up into the dragnet because of his spotty past (he did time with the actual
perpetrators of the robbery/murder). charles bronson (one of his first
film roles), ted decorsia, and timothy carey are among the gang members
who use nelson and his wife while the cops are on their trail. it's one
of those wrong man noirs that gets worse for the protagonist as the film
wears on. it does a good job of setting the scene in that the city becomes
its own character - the noise, the surrounding unlawfulness, etc. seeps
into the story. i also appreciated the sound design which makes it seem
as though the film was shot almost entirely on location. the acoustics
are such that every space feels small, as if it were filmed in a tin can
rather than a controlled sound stage. great stuff. B+.
Burn
After Reading - subpar coen brothers pic. in fact, other than john
malkovich and an occasional laugh from brad pitt or frances mcdormand,
the film is unfunny and uninteresting. i'd have to see hudsucker proxy
again to be sure, but this is probably in the bottom two or three of all
coen brothers films - man who wasn't there, this and the hudsucker proxy
would probably comprise that list for me. yes, ladykillers and intolerable
cruelty were both better than this one. C.
Lakeview
Terrace - great thriller. i think that samuel jackson has had some
great roles in the past, but until i saw this one i thought that his serious
acting career was all behind him. this one, while not as good as his part
in jungle fever or pulp fiction (which was a different kind of role completely),
is a scary good role for him. on the other side, patrick wilson balances
out the film with his performance. it's a bit like training day in that
you have a cop who plays both sides of the law. whereas denzel's character
in that one only gives the appearance of goodness, jackson actually has
some compassion here. of course, things eventually spiral out of control
and he has to commit to a drastic course, but this is out of self-preservation
rather than simply being an evil character. loved the impending wildfires,
the racial stuff, and the general discomfort that the film had. B+.
09/19/08
Out
Of Africa - gotta call this one a chick flick. i like redford,
but i think of him as a simple actor in a lot of ways. and the movie is
the same way - there's not much mystery to it. every scene is predictable,
it's as if i've seen the movie before. it's sort of the equivalent of that
poster that describes the perfect woman: it shows a hot looking chick in
lingerie and has multiple quotes like "do you want a blowjob before or
after i make you dinner?" and "my hot friend wants a threesome with you
and me, is that okay with you?" redford is basically the same thing in
this movie. in one scene streep and redford are on a safari and two lions
rush
them, shortly after dispatching one of them (the inspiringly-strong-streep
gets the other) redford looks at streep and wipes the blood off her lip
(she bit it while shooting the first lion) with a handkerchief. in the
next scene his hair is slicked back and he is neatly dressed and they have
a full dinner (china and all) under the stars, in the middle of the fucking
african bush; then they make out for a while. it isn't as crude as the
ideal woman portrayal, but it's the same shit.
in a way it's like
romancing the stone, only more dramatic and longer. perhaps that (superior)
film was influenced by this one. liked some of the stuff about the not
trying to tame africa and its people. good cinematography. also liked redford's
character's philosophy. otherwise not my sort of thing. C.
Tension
- good noir with a great femme fatale. all femme fatales are measured against
stanwyck in double indemnity and marie windsor in the killing. audrey totter
isn't quite as good here, but she does a great job nonetheless. cyd charisse
plays the opposite of the femme fatale, whatever you want to call that,
and is also great. she's a looker who counters totter's coniving and manipulation
with steadfast loyalty. B+.
09/18/08
Rocky
- yesterday i watched a documentary about a guy named roky (sic) and today
i watched a film about a character named rocky. one of the better sports
films ever. i think one and two are about even, two may be better actually.
it has a slow pace, but it has some great stuff about the working class,
the underdog, and americana in general. conti does a great score as well.
conti and avildsen got together again on karate kid which is actually better
than any of the rocky films. A-.
09/17/08
You're
Gonna Miss Me - if you've seen one troubled artist documentary
then you've seen them all. this one is a lot like the devil and daniel
johnston, even the setting (austin, texas) is the same.
they start with a brief
view of the artist's genius (perhaps some footage of them when they were
sane and insanely good, or their music will play while snapshots from their
childhood are shown on the screen). then you'll hear from other artists
who you likely respect (or at least have heard of) about how brilliant
this artist was and they'll talk about how when this person was at their
apex they were the most influential or ingenious or groundbreaking talent
around; this person defined a genre or did things no one else could ever
dream of doing, etc. then they the director tells you (through a collage
of interviews, clippings, music, etc.) about the artist's unfortunate downward
spiral which always includes: family, drug, financial, and legal issues.
inevitably it's either pointed out, or it becomes obvious, that the person
had little control over their situation - drug abuse was a disease, family
members kept them down in some way - and that their genius came at great
personal cost. they would have been even better if not for...fill in the
blank. most of these films will then end with a semi-uplifting recap of
the last couple years - the person is doing better, playing shows, starting
a family, they're as popular as ever, whatever.
frankly, the success
of these films, for me, is about two things: how far from this formula
they stray and how much i like the subject's music/art. C+.
09/16/08
Written
On The Wind - another sirk masterpiece. if i were a filmmaker he'd
be one of my major influences. the themes and motifs that he works with
are inspired and thoughtful without being too oblique or too literal; they're
right in the middle. sirk is to mirrors as kurosawa is to weather.
there's a lot to this
film - the class issues within rock hudson, the impotence of richard stack,
the twisted sexuality of dorothy malone, and the maternal, dutiful lauren
bacall. i love that when people are welcoming bacall into the hadley family,
after she marries stack, people say "welcome to hadley." it's a reminder
of the institution of the hadley family - the town is named after them
and it just reinforces the weight that stack ultimately feels as the male
heir. the music is very good and uses source music in the score which is
an interesting touch. A.
09/14/08
Where
Danger Lives - pretty
good noir with robert mitchum. has a decent femme fatale and a good plotline.
mitchum is a doctor who is enticed by a young lady, one thing leads to
another and they're on the lam. slowly he discovers things about her, but
everything is heightened because he's suffering from a concussion. B-.
09/11/08
Warriors
- classic pic that i finally got around to seeing. didn't do a whole heck
of a lot for me, but i can see its appeal. the comic book style, the futuristic
hell hole that is nyc, the warring gangs, and the realism all make for
a good film. a lot of films that take place in the future take things too
far, but this one keeps it believeable enough to have an impact. B.
09/10/08
Side
Street - farley granger and cathy o'donnell star in this anthony
mann noir. she plays the innocent woman role as well as anyone and he's
got such a green look that you really believe it when his conscience gets
the best of him after lifting $30k from some murderer. it's a good one.
B.
09/09/08
Idiocracy
- the first 45mins. or so of the film is really brilliant social commentary
and probably why the film was blackballed by fox even before its release.
the plot sort of gets in the way in the last half, as usual. dax shepard
is good as a total moron, maybe because that's not much of a stretch for
him. luke wilson plays joe average quite well. this one might become a
bit of a cult classic because it's a mike judge film and because of fox's
treatment. B+.
09/08/08
Birds
- one of hitchcock's more overrated films in my opinion. the process shots
are distracting and the film itself doesn't seem to have a purpose like
his others. it is compelling because of the obvious question: why? but
beyond that core question the film doesn't do much for me. the first 40
minutes is basically a lot of build up and some weird freudian stuff. that
said, it's still well-filmed and the central question and open ending make
it good enough for a B.
09/07/08
Ping
Pong Playa - should be the asian napoleon dynamite, but probably
won't be. about a suburban asian guy who acts like an urban black guy.
when his family hits hard times he needs to step up and play ping pong
in a tournament that could be good for the family business. besides the
good sense of humor, the film brings a realistic view of second generation
asians growing up in america. trying to fit in while pleaseing their parents
at the same time. it's a good little film with some nice performances.
B.
Transiberian
- a bit like hitchock's lady vanishes meets hostel. anderson does a good
job of ratcheting up the suspense as the film goes on which is good because
it starts a bit on the slow side. performances were all fine. there's nothing
here that really blows me away, solid nonetheless. B-.
09/06/08
Last
Emperor - 74 down, 6 to go. nice, artistic film that drags in the
second half. there's some beautiful photography and the costume design
(acheson) is top notch. watch this one with blue kite for a double feature
about this portion of china's history. frankly, i don't know enough to
fully appreciate either. B-.
09/05/08
American
Pie - this one is all about the writing. sure there are cheesy
moments, but the characters are drawn in a way that draws in most anyone
in this age range. it's basically the same as most films of the genre so
it's not different, but it did help revive the genre and stifler defines
the male "mook" as well as anyone since belushi in animal house. the unrated
version doesn't really have any extra tn'a or shocking language. B.
09/04/08
Loneliness
Of The Long Distance Runner - good film with a solid ending. actually
predicted the ending, but not sure if anyone would believe that. i've thought
about athletes doing such a thing in the past (during the olympics, most
recently) as a political/social commentary, but i hadn't seen it until
this movie. felt like a cross between kids, chariots of fire and band of
outsiders. B.
09/03/08
Big
Combo - yet another noir with a title that has nothing to do with
the film itself. this is one of the darkest noirs i've seen, ever. it plays
like a b film, but has an a-list cast with conte atop the heap. it's got
some real dark and seedy plotlines and the characters are a mix of gangsters
and desperate souls. it's a billy wilder or jim thompson rewrite away from
having a great script. loved conte and how dark the film was. the exterior
stuff felt like sweet smell of success, only darker and less well shot.
B+.
09/02/08
Witness
For The Prosecution - spoilers ahead. good courtroom drama with
a satisfying ending. recalls primal fear and every episode of law and order
ever. it's sort of the anti-anatomy of a murder in that that one went out
of its way to be void of drama and this one hoped to achieve high drama.
marlena dietrich and charles laughton were brilliant, tyrone power was
also good. B+.
08/31/08
Traitor
- a pretty good, but unspecial film. don cheadle does a good role, but
doesn't really stretch himself as the first part of the film portends.
C+..
Death
Race - not at all similar to the original; actually quite a bit
more like running man. C+.
08/30/08
Steel
Helmet - perfectly reasonable little korean war film, but nothing
spectacular. reminded me of a cross between a walk in the sun and full
metal jacket, both of which are better than this one. B-.
08/29/08
Great
Ziegfeld - much lighter and less interesting version of sweet smell
of success. instead of tony curtis you get the lesser william powell and
instead of seeing the dark underbelly of the industry, you see a humorous
representation of a guy who tells little lies and plays little con games
to get his way. the serious moments in the film are awkward and gross rather
than telling and poignant. down to seven unseen best picture winners now.
did i mention that this one is over 3 hours long? jeesh. has about a million
musical numbers on the stage (the show within the show). some of the music
is well blended, but nothing spectacular. ray bolger (scarecrow from wizard
of oz) has a small role as himself. pretty blah movie overall. C.
08/28/08
Fight
Club - even better this time than the last time. the writing, performances
and directing are all top notch. the core of the philosophy is finding
your own way in a sea of consumerism and that probably won't ever get old.
the cultish fervor of the followers had been a downside in the past, but
i think that the film ultimately indicts that part of the narrator's persona;
after all, that's what the death of tyler durden is all about. i also think
that this is one of the most misunderstood films of the last ten years
in that people take it as a glorification of fighting and brutality and
mischief. in fact, i think the film acknowledges the existence of the id
and allows us to see the good and bad of it. we also can't take things
overly literally with this film, the whole idea of a split personality
manifesting itself to this degree is a bit absurd so we should view it
as a parable in some ways. great film, great comic relief, great soundtrack.
A.
Dangerous
Crossing - nice, short psychological-esque noir. felt a bit like
an episode of the twilight zone. it's about a woman who boards a cruise
ship with her husband, who then disappears. everyone seems to think she's
crazy, though, because there's no record of his existence. michael rennie
plays the ship's doctor who is trying to get to the bottom of her issue
(psychosis? hallucinations? conspiracy?). good film. B.
08/27/08
Broken
Arrow - sort of a precursor to dances with wolves. stewart stars
as a white man who learns about native americans and befriends them in
order to achieve some peace. a love interest ensues and the rest you'll
have to see for yourself. westerns sometimes get an unfair rap as racist
or plain in their depiction of natives, but there are many that are equitable.
some, like this and cimarron, show some whites to be intolerant of indians
while balancing that point of view with characters who appreciate indians
as equals. B.
08/26/08
Broadway
Melody - starts as a light-hearted little comic musical, but actually
turns into an enjoyable drama of sorts. it's got a bit of showgirls in
it in that it shows some of the darker elements of show business. it has
an unexpected degree of poignancy in the second half and the characters
seem to flourish as the film progresses. not a bad best picture winner.
B+.
Changing
Lanes - a more thoughtful thriller than you might expect going
in. touches upon a lot of issues such as racism, classism, privilege, luck,
the breakdown of civility and more. jackson and affleck were still decent
actors when this came out so that's a bonus as well. might feature more
cross-cutting than any film i've seen. B+.
08/25/08
Cimarron
- 1931 best picture winner which is also the first western to receive a
best picture win. it's basically a cross between birth of a nation and
there will be blood. it also happens to be more entertaining and watchable
than either. birth of a nation is more important and there will be blood
is more overrated. cimarron is the kind of film that has somehow slipped
through the cracks a bit, but should be considered an early classic. it's
a great early western that establishes a lot of the genre themes of the
untamed west, burgeoning cities, lawlessness, cowboys vs. indians (in a
surprisingly balanced way), etc. i wouldn't have voted it the best picture
of the year, but it may have been the best american film of the year. B+.
Falling
Down - sort of a modern classic for me. shows the urban distopia
that i relate to so much and allows you to live vicariously through douglas'
character. there's some cold war themes in there and probably something
to be said about the character arc and the inevitable ending and how that
relates to his job (defense contractor) and larger themes of american militarism.
fades a bit towards the end. A-.
Shock
- mid-40s noir that looks at psychology (similar to whirlpool, but not
as good) and the human mind. the twist with this one is that the wife,
who witnesses a murder and goes into shock as a result, is actually a foil
for her husband's psychological shell shock (he's a recently returned veteran).
vincent price is good as the shrink. B.
08/24/08
Greatest
Show On Earth - basically a season in the life of the circus. too
many process shots, not sure why. one scene shows the star of the circus
coming back after an injury, everyone else in the circus is greeting him
as he walks by the tents. one woman is getting her hair washed and she
says to the person washing her hair "why am i always wet when he comes
around?" the person washing her hair says "in more ways that one" and then
dunks her head into the water. not the wholesome 50s comedy/drama you might
think.
charlton heston does
a good job in his own over-acting way. the ending is surprising and doesn't
seem to fit the rest of the film, but whatever. B-.
08/23/08
House
Bunny - actually a somewhat clever film that makes fun of some
of the stereotypes of bimbos and geeks alike. there are some good laughs.
most of the plot derives from the animal house mold that we're all overly
familiar with by now. anna faris does a good job with the breadth of the
role. she's a naturally funny actress who will hopefully get some real
comic roles in the future. C+.
Tropic
Thunder - very funny film that makes fun of just about everything
in a clever and referential way. the two highlights are the performances
from robert downey jr. and tom cruise (a performance that might bring him
back into the public fold). downey has a second career highlight in 2008
(ironman being the other). just a funny, irreverent film with the stiller
touch (like a more refined, film-length version of his show). B+.
08/20/08
Daisy
Kenyon - really good noir with dana andrews, henry fonda, and joan
crawford (about the time she started getting the crazy look). all the stars
do a really good job and each character has a compelling depth that is
lacking in most films. dana andrews is a rich lawyer with a family, but
he's got crawford on the side. fonda comes calling and steals crawford
away, but she is still drawn to andrews for reasons she can't understand.
sure, it's your basic love triangle film, but it goes into some dark areas
and does so in a thought-provoking and offbeat way. it never falls into
the realm of melodrama in part because fonda and andrews never seem to
take things too seriously.
leon shamroy does a
really good job lighting crawford. it gives her a really appealing and
sympathetic look which helps sell her as the central character that the
two men are so interested in winning over. preminger does his usual good
job. B+.
08/19/08
Tell
No One - hitchcock-esque in its plot of the "wrong man" looking
to clear his name. left something to be desired in its execution. it ran
longer than it should have and the plot was a bit serpentine for my tastes.
the ending was too syrupy sweet. would like to see the original french
version as i think this version had the music changed to accommodate american
audiences. C+.
08/17/08
American
Teen - "documentary" about the high school experience in a small
indiana town. much of the documentary is typical mtv "hills" style bullshit
and almost as staged/produced. if you look carefully at the way things
are shot you can see that some of the scenes were shot again for the sake
of the camera, though this alone doesn't make a documentary bad. after
all, nanook of the north is similar in a way and that is a great film.
what makes this film bad is the cliché and amateur filmmaking. i
also suspect some of the props may have had product placement tie-ins.
for example, they didn't blur mcdonald's soda cups, but they did bother
to peel off the labels of coke brand soda bottles. the product placement
seemed conspicuous. in this way the film felt like it was geared towards
other teens, rather than serious film people as "hoop dreams" or wiseman's
"high school" were.
one good thing about
the film is that it points out the fallibility of teens with a humanity.
it's easy when you're older to write off teenagers as stupid hormone-addled
kids, but the truth is that we've all been through that stage and we shouldn't
forget that fact. at this point these kids are still basically embryos,
just meaner and less confident. C.
08/12/08
Whirlpool
- good psychological noir about a wife who has deep seated daddy issues.
these issues manifest themselves in the form of her kleptomania which gets
her in trouble. she's caught stealing one day, but is rescued from a tarnished
image by a suave psychologist of sorts who uses his power of suggestion
to put our protagonist in such a trance that she does his bidding - including
becoming the fall guy for a murder he actually committed. richard conte
is solid as always, but the real star here is the svengali jose ferrer
(father of miguel ferrer, and obviously so). he such a slimy and manipulative
character; it's great stuff. gene tierney is also good in the starring
role. she gets her mind all twisted up throughout the picture and does
a nice job. directed by preminger. B+.
08/09/08
House
On Telegraph Hill - robert wise directs. it's got a bit of citizen
kane in the beginning (wise was the editor) and a bit of the haunting (directed
by wise) and rebecca in the middle. it's about a polish lady who assumes
the identity of her prisoner of war friend who has a rich aunt in america.
ends up marrying the benefactor of the estate and things get weird. it's
a good movie with some good direction. the comeuppance in the end is a
good one. B.
08/08/08
Woman
In The Window - good lang noir that uses the oldest trick in the
book to have its cake and eat it too (think of sandler's "click"). robinson,
duryea, and bennett (who acted in at least one film every decade from the
1910s to 1980s) all do a good job. it might be the noir with the most whimsical/humorous
ending. B.
08/07/08
King
& I - not sure why i saw this one. it's got one good song and
yul brenner's performance is noteworthy. the lead woman (kerr) won an academy
for her performance. i thought it to be fairly awful. the most notable
element of the film, though, is undoubtedly the set pieces and the cinemascope
photography thereof. other than this eye candy and the occasional laugh,
the film doesn't have a whole lot to offer me. there are certainly musical/theater
lovers out there who would disagree. C.
08/06/08
Pineapple
Express - an unusual film for at least two reasons: it's an action-comedy
and it peaks at the end, rather than in the middle, as most comedies do.
it's also odd because david gordon green is the director and he's considered
more of an indie darling than a director of stoner comedies. i happen to
think he's overrated and this film didn't sway my decision. his use of
music left a lot to be desired. there were only a couple songs in the film
and some original music written for the film, but none of it really lifted
the film. a good soundtrack would have made the film a good deal better.
franco is a standout
and shows his range. B.
08/05/08
Boomerang!
- docu-noir complete with the opening sequence as if the credits are part
of a police file, on location shooting, etc. kazan does a solid job and
the ending is amusing. it's another wrong man film, a lot of the time i'm
hoping for a darker ending on these pictures. oh well. lots of big names
and familiar faces. tough to find this one because the dvd was pulled before
it was officially released, i got a copy though and you may still be able
to find it on netflix or something. B+.
08/03/08
Exodus
- about 3.5 hours of dealing with middle eastern politics - what a way
to spend an evening. newman is fine and the camerawork is notable. written
by redlisted, er blacklisted, writer dalton trumbo who also worked on spartacus
in 1960 and lonely are the brave, which i saw recently. sort of a cross
between ben-hur and the battle of algiers. C+.
Gigi
- begins and ends with the song "thank heaven for little girls." pretty
gross if you ask me. it's about an older dude who courts a young lady in
turn of the century paris. the sets are nice and the songs aren't too obnoxious.
that said, this isn't my kind of film. there are little laughs from time
to time, but when i wasn't grossed out by the near-father figure courting
the titular young lady, i was bored by the music and slow pace. it has
an inevitable ending that i suppose is a crowd pleaser so long as i'm not
in the crowd. according to the academy this film is better than vertigo.
uh, i think not. maybe the worst decision in the academy's history? i'll
try to do some sort of recap of my quest to watch all the aa best picture
winners. C-.
08/02/08
Go
West - pretty solid, but not upper tier marx brothers pic. the
bit with the ten dollar bill and giving $9 change was good and reminiscent
of the bit in another marx brothers pic where chico sells books about horse
racing to groucho. B.
07/31/08
Once
Upon A Crime - so-so comedy directed by eugene levy who makes a
cameo. it's a whodunit of sorts where the butler(s) actually did do it.
basically, a bunch of tourists in monte carlo are questioned for their
role in a murder, in the end all the separate storylines come together
and the true murderers are revealed. john candy is the highlight, most
of the rest of the cast is forgettable. C.
Man
From Planet X - came out the same year as the day the earth stood
still. darker look, which is expected from the director of detour (ulmer).
some of the dialogue is right out of a cheesy 50s sci-fi flick. oh wait,
that's kinda what this is. engaging enough and a few good artistic touches,
not cheesy enough to be really good. C+.
Black
Widow - one of the rare films that calls itself noir but is a)
in color and b) in cinemascope. i suppose it's a noir in that it's a twisted
and depraved tale of deceit and murder and the like, but the stylistic
touches aren't there, especially when put up against true 40s noir. it's
a good film nonetheless and i enjoyed van heflin. couldn't help but feel,
though, that the film could have been better. it has the dragnet/wrong
man plot going for it, but things never get dire enough for heflin and
the ending sees the audience's least favorite character get what's coming
to her so we're not too broken up about it. B-.
07/30/08
A
Man For All Seasons - scofield's performance and the historic story
are the highlights of this best picture winner. as usual the academy dropped
the ball here, but not as badly as in some years. the good the bad and
the ugly, battle of algiers, el dorado, and who's afraid of virginia woolf
all came out this year and were better than this. drags a bit in spots.
considering the time period, though, the film was fairly enjoyable. generally
speaking i don't enjoy films that takes place before the civil war. sarris
writes that zinneman is capable, but boring. he indicts his lack of creativity
and willingness to move outside of realism. can't disagree, but also have
to note that he turned out some good, though unamazing, films. B.
07/29/08
Vicki
- poor remake of "i wake up screaming" another fox noir, which was already
a mediocre film. in the original cregar and mature do a solid job and so
do carole landis and betty grable. not sure why they remade the film to
be quite honest. the best part of the film was cregar's performance as
the obsessive detective. in this film the role is played by richard boone
who isn't bad here, but his performance doesn't have the same dark touch
as cregar's. in pretty much every way this is an inferior film. too bad
because the story has some potential with the my fair lady aspect and the
obsessed dirty cop and the love triangles...oh well. might be the lowest
grade i've ever given to a noir. C-.
Sherlock,
Jr. - club foot orchestra's annoying 1993 score, which steals from
koyaanisqatsi and james bond music, detracts from this decent longish keaton
short. some really cool stunts, one of which actually broke keaton's neck
(unbeknownst to him). when you talk about all-time best athlete actors
you have to start the list with keaton and include guys like gene kelly
and jackie chan. B.
Battle
Of Shaker Heights - i don't know that most people over age 20 would
give this a second look, but the film actually has some good bones. shia
lebouf is good and the script has some meat that the conventional teen
flick doesn't. i hope i don't ever become one of those old guys who doesn't
remember what it was like to be a teenager. sure, now i realize that the
guys think with their dicks too much and the girls don't think at all,
but being a teen is rough in a lot of ways and this film captures some
of those rough patches. it's about a teenager dealing with a first love
of sorts, a hippie artist mom, and an ex-junkie dad. labeouf is about as
good as any other young actor at delivering snappy dialogue. his more serious
moments could use some work, but that'll come along with time, and hopefully
some good role selections.
it's the result of
the project greenlight thing that affleck and damon put together. the film
is most notable for me, though, because it's one of many that was filmed
at my old high school.
incidentally, it's
one of my general guidelines that a film not end with a crane shot, it's
just so damn cliché. B-.
07/28/08
Visitor
- good, but a bit overly done film about a professor who finds two people
living in his seasonal nyc apartment. haaz sleiman, who plays tarek (one
of the people living in richard jenkins' apartment), is a bit too happy
and pleasant to be believable. though it does add to the sad feeling we
get when he is detained, i thought it unrealistic. his girlfriend, played
by danai gurira, does a better job than he. richard jenkins does a very
good job and has been getting a lot of oscar buzz, but i don't know if
the movie is popular enough. then again what's her face won last year for
la vie en rose so... B.
07/27/08
Oliver!
- pretty crappy version of a good story. here's a funny story: this film
is on a double-sided disc because it's so goddamn long. i put the dvd in
on side a and started watching it. the film seemed to lack characterization,
but i just kept watching. an hour later the film was over and i knew something
was wrong. flipped the disc over and get the first half of the film. dvd
is labeled wrong, oh well.
the makeup is good,
the lighting is bad. carol reed is way overrated, even if he did direct
the third man. D.
07/26/08
Lonely
Are The Brave - spoilers ahead. the themes are simple and popular
- the death of individualism and freedom. this is a favorite theme of mine
and is manifested in many films from this to vanishing point and the shootist.
in my opinion there's really only one way these films can end: the death
of the protagonist. in this one the horse that kirk douglas rides is shot
after it and douglas are hit by an 18 wheeler carrying toilets (that's
progress for you). douglas, though, is driven away in an ambulance with
his fate unknown. the original inspiration for the film is an edward abbey
book and that makes perfect sense since he's all about the wild west and
the downside of "progress."
the music seems to
have inspired some of morricone's work on the good the bad and the ugly.
this was kirk douglas' favorite film that he was involved in and he said
was the only film script that was perfect after only one draft.
walter matthau plays
a tommy lee jones in no country for old men type of character. i wouldn't
doubt it if jones drew some inspiration from matthau's performance. douglas
turns in a very good performance with an authentic feel to it. you actually
get the impression that douglas has spent significant time on a horse,
on the road, and dealing with the law in various ways. douglas was wrong,
though, his best performance and the best film he was in was paths of glory.
a bit slow, but that seems to be the nature of the on-the-run film genre.
good supporting cast with a lot of people you'll recognize (like archie
bunker and george kennedy). B.
Step
Brothers - a hilarious romp. it's got a good "message" too, if
you want to call it that. basically, the undercurrent of the film is that
grownups lose sight of their youthful exuberance in their quest to plan
out the rest of their lives and accumulate money. the film doesn't preach
at all, but the theme is there if you are willing to think about it between
laughs. as is always true with these films, the plot ends up getting in
the way of the comedy in the latter third of the film, but that happens
in even the best comedies (planes, trains, and automobiles, for example).
basically didn't stop laughing for the first half of the film so it's definitely
recommendable. B+.
Mongol
- best part about this one is the scenery. other than that the film is
a long look at genghis khan's early life and rise to power. wish i liked
films like this more - the epic biopic complete with sword play, betrayal,
and whatever else these films have. as it is, though, lord of the rings
is probably the only film series that's like this that i really enjoy.
C.
07/25/08
Executive
Suite - ahead of its time film about a corporation whose owner/president
dies in the first scene (filmed in the first person for some reason). ernest
lehman (sweet smell of success, who's afraid of virginia woolf?) writes
the film and proves again that he's one of the better writers of the era.
another robert wise directed film, second in two days. solid cast anchored
by william holden and barbara stanwyck (in a supporting role). always nice
to see paul douglas as well. the reason it's ahead of its time is because
it foresees the downfall of companies as purveyors of quality goods and
the emergence of penny-pinching math majors running (in this case) furniture
businesses. in the era of cheap/disposable chinese products and a distinct
lack of craftsmanship this film is in many ways more relevant today than
it was when it was made. B.
Kiss
Of Death - noir well-known for widmark's breakthrough performance.
widmark's performance may very well have inspired ledger's interpretation
of the joker - he has such a devilish smile and laugh and voice here; unforgettable.
hathaway is a lesser known, but capable workhorse of a director who did
a lot of docu-noir stuff and is pretty reliably good. victor mature also
has a good turn here and plays the good guy and the thug with equal skill.
coleen gray isn't a great actress, but is somehow likable in her simplicity
(she's especially effective in the killing). ends like a noir should. B+.
07/24/08
Anatomy
Of A Murder - a fine and watchable film, but nothing extraordinary.
it has a dreary ending, but it isn't at all dramatic or impactful - it's
just empty. perhaps that's part of the point - all this (all 2hr 40mins,
the whole trial) is for nothing; such is life. fine enough, but not real
compelling for me.
the best courtroom
dramas aren't simply good court room films, they expand the themes to contemporary
society in some way - inherit the wind comes to mind. this film didn't
seem to have that in any clear way. one could probably extrapolate some
meaning from certain elements like the country vs. city theme or larger
themes of justice in the mccarthy era or something, though those would
be stretching quite a bit. it's a "realistic" courtroom drama in that there's
only one "twist" in the plot and the lawyers aren't overly eloquent and
witty. no witness breaks down under cross-examination and admits that they
were the murderer, or anything like that. the title is fitting of the tone
- it's very clinical and detached, it has no heart, it has no opinion;
it just is. this is probably what divides most people on the film: some
people love its clinical tone and the way the film deals with the subject
matter in a frank way, while others are bothered by the lack of "resolution."
i'm in the middle. i would have liked the film's conclusion to have a period,
instead it felt like a sentence cut off short (and not to the same effect
as the ending in sayles' "limbo"). at the same time i liked the realism
and frankness of the film.
stewart did a fine
job, though the character lacked pop. joseph welch played the judge and
i found this performance to be the most entertaining. george c. scott would
have been more likely to receive an academy award nomination from me than
stewart, but it doesn't matter because they were both nominated. interestingly,
the film was nominated for seven aa awards and didn't win any of them (ben-hur
was the big winner instead). B.
Body
Snatcher - not a bad film, but not great either. it's got the grave-robbing
element that these frankenstein, mad scientist films seem to always have.
this one's directed by robert wise which is normally a good sign, but this
one isn't much to write home about. C.
07/23/08
Turnabout
- hal roach directed film that feels at times like a marx brothers pic.
it starts off as very old-fashioned in its depiction of the sexes, and
this ends up being to good effect because, about a third of the way through,
feuding husband and wife change bodies and are forced to live in the other's
shoes for a while. in this way it's a precursor to films like freaky friday
and trading places. it's also a good precursor to hepburn/tracy collaborations
like adam's rib and pat & mike which were battle of the sexes comedies.
it ends up being a nice little sweet comedy in the end. adolphe menjou
has a good turn as a curmudgeonly old business man who has to hide his
drinking from his wife. B-.
Sweet
Smell Of Success - mackendrick doesn't get a whole lot of credit
for his direction here, and i'm not entirely certain why. people say things
like "it's such a good script that no one could have screwed it up," or
they attribute the visual impact entirely to james wong howe. sure, the
script is great and howe is a giant in the world of cinematography, but
mackendrick does a very solid job here and shouldn't be overlooked. he
stages people well and moves them in and out of the frame well. he obviously
worked well with the actors, composer and cinematographer. he knew to keep
his hands off the script, etc. it's about as seedy a film noir as you're
likely to see. from curtis pimping out his part-time squeeze in order to
get ahead to lancaster's whole existence. the power lancaster wields with
his little pencil and pad. the dog eat dog world. it's a great little film.
i'll get an email from pops if i don't mention the fact that there's a
character in "diner" who recites lines from this movie throughout the picture.
A-.
07/22/08
Chariots
Of Fire - not the most stunning best picture, but not in the class
of chicago and tom jones either. the single thing that kept me most interested
was the running, which makes sense since i was once a runner. if the story
was about swimming instead i think the film would have been rather marginal.
frankly i'm surprised that this one won best picture for two reasons: it's
not that great (raiders of the lost ark and on golden pond were both better
[and nominated that year for bp]) and it's british. to me that seems to
indicate that people really liked this film. i think that if it were a
close call the voters would gravitate towards the domestic film, but apparently
it wasn't close enough here.
i'm finding overall
that the academy doesn't do a very good job of picking the best picture.
most years they don't even pick a film that belongs in the top five, in
my opinion. oh well. for the record, my top five from 1981 are (not in
order): das boot, evil dead, raiders of the lost ark, road warrior, and
my dinner with andre. C+.
07/21/08
Bullitt
- more complex than i remembered. the car chase is the highlight of the
film, though the visual nature of the film was also a joy. so much in the
film is shown, not said. when mcqueen has his girlfriend drive him to a
crime scene she walks in and sees the dead body. she looks at him and he
sees her looking at the body so he walks between the camera (representing
the dad body's pov) and her to shield her from the sight. the next shot
is of him driving her car. the sequence shows the emotions of the characters
without crying or talking or anything else.
the toll that the job
takes on bullitt himself is also conveyed visually and otherwise. the film
is about a lot of different things and it keeps you thinking - about the
plot, the characters, etc. the film was made only a year after in the heat
of the night yet i've never heard anyone mention the black doctor who plays
a minor role in the film. it's easy to overlook now, but that was probably
fairly progressive to just drop a black guy in the role of a doctor. there
is a scene where robert vaughn asks for the doctor to be replaced citing
"inexperience," but we know what the real reason is. in this way, and many
others, the film is as much a marker of the time as it is an entertaining
and engaging film. it's very much about the common people - the cabbie
(robert duvall), the aforementioned doctor, the nurses, the onlookers at
the airport in the final scene, etc. A.
14
Hours - another fox film noir. this one is about a guy who walks
out onto a ledge threatening to kill himself. over the course of 14 hours
cops, shrinks, and family members try to talk him down. it's about personal
relationships and the importance of the family unit. since it tackles the
issue of divorce i found it to be ahead of its time. it's a intriguing
and captivating film, but i wanted the end to be darker. some nicely filmed
angles. hathaway delivers another solid pic. B-.
07/19/08
Dark
Knight - currently #1 on imdb.com's top 250 of all-time. this is
generally a sign of overly-hyped movies - i've seen a lot of films shoot
to the top 20 and then fall off the top 250 altogether once the films go
to rental and more and more people watch the film. this one has also gotten
as much critical hype as anything since there will be blood and no country
for old men. usually that makes me play the voice of reason and dissent,
but not in this case. this film is epic and great and worthy of the praise
it's getting. simply put it's one of the best action films i've seen since
the matrix and possibly the best comic-based film ever.
why is it so good?
1) heath ledger as the joker is reason #1. every great action/adventure
type film needs a great villain and this one has one in ledger. the makeup
transforms him realistically - the scarring, the clown makeup, the oily
hair, the wardrobe all add to the slimy character. but it's his acting
that truly makes the character. the slithering tongue (recalls the snake
and original sin), the voice, the jerky movements all make up a performance
that's at least as good as daniel day-lewis' performance in there will
be blood; a performance that has been over-rated recently as one of the
best in the history of cinema.
2) the writing is excellent.
jonathan nolan (who also co-wrote memento with his brother) is a great
writer and david s. goyer (blade) was probably responsible for some of
the darker touches in the film. they made a good three-man writing team.
batman's character is more compelling and darkly drawn than he is in any
previous incarnation that i've seen. the themes of chaos, darkness, evil,
good, light, etc. are so well developed and explored, yet not too obviously
done, that you forget you're watching a "blockbuster."
3) the music. two of
the best pieces of original film music in the last five years have come
from hans zimmer - one in the third pirates of the caribbean film and the
other in this film. the main theme is so well treated here that it just
keeps reaping benefits. zimmer's main theme is used in small pieces, or
leitmotifs, through the majority of the film and isn't allowed to fully
bloom until the last half hour or so. great music used well, doesn't get
much better than that.
4) nolan's direction.
david edelstein poo-pooed nolan's direction, but, then again, he's about
as worthless as most film critics. nolan's direction is actually quite
good - his cross-cutting, the building of suspense, his work with the actors,
writers, and musicians to bring the whole affair together are all commendable.
it's rare to see a
trailer as good as this and have the film actually deliver on the promise.
the last time i saw a trailer as good as the one for the dark knight was
the teaser for the hills have eyes 2. in that case the teaser was awesome
and the film sucked. great film, watch it. A-.
07/17/08
Terms
Of Endearment - pretty standard 80s weeper here. reminded me a
bit of sophie's choice, beaches, and a lot of other weepers of that era.
brooks may be best known for his work with the simpsons, but he had a great
deal of success before that with films like this and broadcast news. 1983
saw scarface and a christmas story being released, yet neither was nominated
for a best picture academy. pretty lame year. C.
House
Of Strangers - one of the better fox film noir i've seen from the
fox film noir series (these don't include the dassin films released through
criterion). this one stars richard conte and edward g. robinson and is
as much about family as anything else. it actually felt like a prelude
to the godfather in that it's about an italian immigrant family that goes
into banking and then faces legal troubles as a result of some poor business
practices on the part of the patriarch - robinson. the ending wasn't as
good as it could have been, but the film is solid overall and it goes places
the average noir doesn't. B+.
07/15/08
I
Wake Up Screaming - i have trouble remembering whether or not i've
seen a noir or not. one reason is that a lot of them are essentially the
same, but the other reason is that about half of the titles have nothing,
or little, to do with the content of the film. naked kiss, i wake up screaming,
act of violence, etc. of course there are exceptions like maltese falcon
or key largo, but the point remains.
this one is an early
noir (1941) of mediocre quality. of course a mediocre noir is better than
most. C+.
07/14/08
High
Noon - about 75 minutes worth of foreplay in this classic. a parable
for the cold war era and it works well with gary cooper's on-film persona
of the lone man against the changing times. B+.
Hard
Candy - hard candy is a term to refer to young children who are
difficult to attain sexually; it's used by pedophiles. so that explains
the title and subject of this movie, but not the title of the new madonna
album. she's just so damn desperate for attention. diatribes aside, this
is a great film where i first saw ellen page and gave her a best actress
award a couple years before juno. self-horn-tooting aside, the film is
certainly worth checking out if you don't mind the graphic nature. it creates
an unease and world of gray area that is realistic even though the story
isn't. B+.
07/13/08
Tom
Jones - one of the worst films to win an academy award for best
picture. tough to get through, an utter bore. D.
Bringing
Up Baby - classic screwball comedy that finds grant and hepburn
working outside of their normal selves: grant is geeky and overly sensitive
and hepburn is girly and accident-prone. it's a fun film overall, but not
the great film that philadelphia story is. that said, the writing here
is full and fun; they don't make em like this anymore. B.
07/12/08
Philadelphia
Story - very solid film all around with a good cast and excellent
writing. it also happens to be a more introspective film than you see in
the romantic comedy genre. i'm not talking about the faux epiphanies you
see in films like "what happens in vegas," where the protagonists suddenly
realize they're assholes who are meant for each other. no, in the philadelphia
story hepburn realizes that she's put up certain boundaries to make loving
her impossible. through an unlikely series of events over a few days she
opens herself up to cary grant and all is well. good film. A-..
07/11/08
Going
My Way - another best picture winner down, more than a dozen to
go. bing crosby plays an unbelievably good priest who comes to a new church
with the job of running it more smoothly (creditors are threatening eviction).
there are too many musical numbers for my taste and the church themes don't
really do it for me. it's a nice enough little movie, but not my taste.
perhaps the most interesting element is the evidence of the role the church
once played in the neighborhood. there's a lot of stuff here that shows
kids getting into trouble and the church helps them right the ship, so
to speak.
C+.
Dr.
Jekyll And Mr. Hyde - great story that inspired several filmed
adaptations. the effects in this one weren't too bad and reminded me a
bit of an american werewolf in london. tracy and bergman do a great job
with their respective roles. the film is good, but i think it benefits
most from the power of the story. B.
07/10/08
Jewel
Of The Nile - sequel to the awesome romancing the stone. this one
doesn't have the same spirit as the first, but adds a nice twist by taking
a post-modern view of the romance genre. it picks up after turner and douglas
essentially sailed off into the sunset in the last film. it reveals the
reality of relationships and uses turner as a romance novelist to effectively
comment on the genre. this aspect of the film is noteworthy as are the
three leads, but it could have used some work otherwise. C+.
07/09/08
Witness
To Murder - came out a few months before rear window so i guess
rear window the movie could have taken some cues from this one. stanwyck
plays a single woman who witnesses what she believes to be a murder in
an apartment across the street. the murderer also happens to be an ex-nazi
(played by george stevens). the twist of this one is that stevens, rather
than simply killing stanwyck to shut her up, convinces the police that
she is insane which lands her in an asylum and all but clears his name.
of course the bad guy doesn't get away with it in the end, but the ending
did fall a little flat for me. good other than that. B.
07/08/08
Funny
Games - not as good as the original, which has better actors across
the board. this version just didn't do it for me for some reason. C+.
Crime
Story - pilot for the tv show of the same name. had some potential,
but wasn't all that impressed. abel ferrara really isn't very interesting.
C+.
07/07/08
Around
The World In 80 Days - there was a ny times article recently about
people who do the same thing as the guys who get the whole premise of the
movie rolling. it was about the idle, super-rich who made bets with each
other that they couldn't get back to their college weight or eat a hamburger
(for one of the vegans), etc. this film is about a guy who bets he can
travel around the world in 80 days. the rules aren't all that clear which
is kinda lame, but i guess they're all gentlemen so it's understood that
niven will follow the spirit of the bet. more interesting than naked prey
in that it goes a lot of unusual places and films wildlife and local cultures.
the camera is located in unusual places as well - it goes in a dumb waiter,
on top of an elephant walking through the jungle, and more. fun film which
could have been shorter, but there was a lot of local culture interest
in the film that added to the running time. B.
07/04/08
Hancock
- an interesting film in that it could be read as a parable for modern
america - reluctant hero who inflicts a lot of collateral damage and needs
a good pr person. the twist isn't difficult to predict, though it does
make the point of the film (if there is one) even more muddled. not really
sure if the film has a point or just seems like it might. some of the better
pieces of work are the ones that skirt an issue and then some ambitious
critic comes along and makes a mountain out of a molehill, thereby making
a simple film into an epic story about the struggle between two conflicting
ideas in a time of social unrest. don't think anyone will do that with
this one, but it does lend itself to some interpretation (in part because
of the protagonist's name: john hancock). other than the rough plot, the
film is basically an uninteresting video game. expect more from peter berg.
C-.
07/02/08
Naked
Prey - slow film with little dialogue that's based upon the true
story of some white settlers who were captured and subsequently hunted
by native americans. cornel wilde set the story in africa and it changed
from just another western to a film showing some rare (at the time) shots
of the unknown continent. some of the cinematography was noteworthy, but
it's a fairly uninteresting film otherwise. the criterion collection thinks
otherwise. i'd rather watch king solomon's mines or quest for fire. this
is a step above the most dangerous game, though. C+.
07/01/08
Death
Race 2000 - certainly makes sense that paul bartel (eating raoul)
directed this offbeat 70s flick. tak fujimoto (sixth sense, happening)
does a good job with the cinematography. this is another in a long line
of 70s films about the open road or bizarre futuristic games - films like
rollerball, vanishing point, cannonball (also with carradine/bartel), the
cannonball run movies (unrelated to cannonball, at least formally), and
more. i've written it before and i'll write it again: the 70s were the
most exciting decade in film history. that said, there were a lot of exciting
and interesting films that weren't all that good; this is a good example.
the 70s had great films and bold films and offbeat films and epics and
everything in between, but the best films weren't necessary made during
this era of freedom and experimentation. i enjoy the 40s and 90s much more,
but am constantly surprised by the stuff that was produced during the 70s.
C.
06/30/08
Wanted
- mick lasalle says there are two ways of viewing the film: "(1) as a go-for-broke
action movie of mixed quality and modest but definite entertainment value,
or (2) as a sick, sick movie for a sick, sick public." 90% of the time
when a person says there are two types of people in the world or there
are two ways of viewing something, they're wrong. lasalle makes a habit
of being wrong so it comes as no surprise that he falls into the 90% here.
wanted is a fantasy
film much in the mold of the matrix and fight club. you'll recall the furor
over fight club because some idiots were too dense to grasp the real meaning
of fight club and, rather than subject themselves to introspection and
thinking about the modern condition, they beat each other up in the "monkey
see, monkey do" mold. in "wanted" we have one of my favorite types of film:
a film about the modern condition. incidentally, the modern condition films
are only slightly less satisfying than the apocalypse films. in the films
that highlight the modern condition there is an acknowledgment of the ills
of modern living. in the apocalypse film, modern living is turned to chaos,
and those are therefore more fulfilling. wanted has all the usual clichés
of the cubical living and the ikea furniture and the cheating girlfriend
and horrible boss. sure these are lazy clichés, but they also ring
true to a lot of people and, while we might not have all of the above symptoms,
at least a few of those will resonate with most viewers. so, cliché,
yes, but not as bad as clichés normally are.
where the film goes
wrong isn't in the fantasy of wanting to get out of the rut, the rat race
that is modern life. rather, it goes wrong in some of its execution. the
clichés are obvious and the plot is iffy. but this is a fantasy
film and it makes that clear within the first few minutes. it doesn't stack
up philosophically to films like fight club and the matrix, though it steals
from them in an effort to meet their success. with a stronger writer the
film might have worked better. danny elfman's music could have used some
work too.
lasalle says that "few
people who see "Wanted" will bother to think about it," but that isn't
saying much. few people who watch anything truly think about it. the film
inspires thought and action for those paying attention. i must say that
i enjoyed the ending line "what the fuck have you done?" which is a reference
to minor threat's song "in my eyes" (a song about, among other things,
making a difference in the world) which ends with the lines: "at least
i'm fucking trying, what the fuck have you done?!" B-.
Kung
Fu Panda - cute enough little animated film. the intro sequence
is the best part. jack black is the perfect choice for the panda's voice.
another angelina jolie movie, didn't plan it that way. C+.
Romancing
The Stone - haven't seen this one in a while, but watched it about
a dozen times in the first 14 years of my life. classic comedy-action flick
with some adult jokes/references that i didn't get until watching it later
on. it's a fun romp through the jungles of colombia. this movie probably
shaped my views of romance and colombia as much as any other that i can
think of. A.
06/29/08
Bigger,
Stronger, Faster* - ostensibly a film about steroids in america,
the film is just as much about the filmmaker's family and american culture
as anything else. it takes both a personal and macro view of the issue
and does so with refreshing clarity and impartiality. bell's main arguments
are: 1) steroids are used by a lot of people, professional athletes among
the least. 2) steroids have legitimate uses and, when used in moderation,
aren't any more harmful than many other drugs whose use isn't ostracized
(anti-depressants, alcohol, tobacco, etc.). 3) other performers are allowed
to use performance enhancers without congressional intervention and stigma
(beta blockers to reduce anxiety for musicians, aderol for students who
can't focus, lasik eye surgery for tiger woods [something i've brought
up before], etc.). 4) steroids are an extension of a culture that values
winning as a primary pursuit.
bell does a good job
of cutting through a lot of the crap and media noise associated with this
topic. in the end you're left with the inevitable feeling that steroids
aren't as bad as the media make them out to be and aren't all that different
from a lot of the other crap that we put in our bodies. you can't even
really make the argument that allowing them disadvantages poorer competitors
(in the olympics for example) because there are so many inequalities there
already: state of the art equipment and training facilities, not to mention
designer steroids that fool the tests. once again technology has led us
down a perilous path where we have to more or less change our fundamental
definitions. in this case countries like the u.s., china, germany, etc.
are vastly more capable of producing humans with inhuman strength through
genetic engineering, lasik-type surgeries, hgh, steroids, not to mention
the already existing inequities of high tech training methods, tools, and
facilities. gone are the days of
pure competition, and
yes, i do believe it once (not so long ago) existed.
bell paints a fairly
dark picture of the culture that supports steroid use/abuse. unfortunately
i think he's mostly right: we live in a world where getting your own is
most important. bell and his brothers have
failed to understand
that creating your own terms for success is what leads to long-term happiness.
by adopting the terms laid out by bogus role models (hulk hogan, arnold,
sly, etc.) such as being buff and powerful, as well as those laid out by
society in general (winning is more important than effort), they have doomed
themselves to personal failure. instead they should have followed john
wooden's pyramid of success which values effort, character, and industriousness
over final outcomes such as a blue ribbon or a bmw. these faults of theirs,
though, aren't uncommon - they're entirely human, sad as that may be. i
don't think our culture will ever change drastically enough to make the
point of steroids (gaining a competitive edge) moot. instead we're destined
to keep marching down the road of technological "progress" which will include
augmenting our bodies with the ligaments and muscles of gorillas, cheetahs,
etc. as well as a cocktail of drugs and possibly computer chips and electrodes
that perform better than our natural systems. that's the world we live
in and fighting it is futile, but necessary. B+.
06/27/08
A
Beautiful Mind - in my continuing quest to watch all the best picture
winners i saw this one the other day. spoilers to come...pretty good flick
all around and explores an important subject which is generally swept under
the rug: mental illness. john nash is a paranoid schizophrenic who is also
a brilliant mathematician. if not for that last part (and his amazingly
patient wife [played by one of the top five beauties to hit the screen
- jennifer connelly]), he'd be just another bum on the corner of telegraph
and haste yelling to himself and begging for change. it's a bit long in
the tooth, but it doesn't play as overly drawn out. it's easy to dismiss
a film like this if you haven't seen it, but watch it, experience the pain
of the nash family, and be impressed by crowe's performance - then make
a judgment. all that said, it wasn't the best film of the year. then again,
the best picture winner hardly ever is. and, i actually would have given
crowe the best actor nod over denzel here. that was a make up call, though,
just like the departed for scorsese and scent of a woman for pacino and
so many others... B.
06/26/08
Orphanage
- clichés abound in the first half of the film, but the second half
redeems it with a not unpredictable plot twist of sorts and increased body
counts. there will be a lot of little touches, shots, scenes that remind
you of another horror film, even if you can't remember the specific reference.
belongs with the better spanish horror films that began gaining traction
in the 80s (thesis and in a glass cage). that said, none of these really
belong with the upper echelon horror films like night of the living dead,
exorcist, etc. B.
06/25/08
Big
Store - so so marx brother flick. too many musical numbers for
my taste and lacked the consistent punch of their classics. then again
i was having my white blood cells sucks out of my body at the time so i
may have been a bit distracted. even groucho admitted that his post-a day
at the races work wasn't the best. C+.
06/24/08
Rare
Breed - tells another story of the changing west. this one covers
the out-breeding of longhorn cattle which were replaced by a bigger breed.
it's an interesting story told not very interestingly. it's more romance
than western or historical piece. stewart is past his prime here and still
playing a young type. C.
06/23/08
Love
Guru - not hilarious, but funny enough. it's gotten plenty of bad
press, i think a bit unfairly. i do wonder how much better it would be
received in canada where hockey is the national sport, or europe, where
this kind of off the wall comedy is a little more their taste. C+.
Get
Smart - don't remember the show as well as i'd like. hathaway is
smokin' and carrell does his thing to moderate success. i felt they actually
made his character a little more capable and sympathetic than i remember
him being in the show. passes the time. B-.
06/22/08
Two
Rode Together - sort of an oddly toned film for john ford. more
comedic and light than much of his other films. stewart and widmark (especially)
appear over the hill here. they both do a fine job in spite of coming off
as old. of course stewart still had a few good roles ahead of him, not
so sure about widmark in that regard as his best stuff was definitely in
the 40s and he kinda withered away after the 50s. there's some good filmmaking
here, and some old-fashioned sensibilities, and some fun. nothing great
though. B-.
06/21/08
Way
Out West - short feature film with laurel and hardy. may actually
be the first time i've seen one of their films in its entirety, which is
somewhat pathetic. there are still many gaps in my film credentials, that's
for sure. not a great film, but it's entertaining enough. a lot of the
gags are predictable to the modern audience, but may not have been in 1937.
marx brothers, chaplin, w.c. fields, keaton, and laurel and hardy is how
i'd rank the early film comedy giants. simple plot and slow pace keep it
from being better. it's short at about 70 minutes, but it could have been
even shorter. B.
Resolved
- very good documentary reminded me a bit of spellbound meets hoop dreams
and about as good as the former. the film follows high school debaters
(no jokes about "mass-debate," please). shows the different levels on which
one can experience debating as a hobby/competition and does a good job
of staying impartial. if you haven't seen any debates before it'll probably
surprise you to see just how strange the whole ritual is. louis and richard
are inspiring people who miss the mark a bit. feel good flick available
on hbo. B+.
06/20/08
Cat
Ballou - afi recently rated this the #10 best western of all-time;
i think not. first, if this is a western then so is blazing saddles and
that's a better film than this. second, it's a decent enough flick, but
it isn't in the top ten of anything, except maybe the top ten jane fonda
films...it's got a catchy main theme that's sung in part by nat king cole.
it also is interesting because of how it plays with the western genre by
flipping things on their head. it's entertaining for that reason alone.
C+.
06/19/08
Guns
Of Navarone - longish film that reminded me of dirty dozen and
other "impossible mission" type war films. unlike dirty dozen, though,
the characters here didn't really do much for me. peck is always good,
but he isn't great here. i think the major reason i watched this one is
that it's referenced in pulp fiction. C+.
06/18/08
Diary
Of The Dead - if you've seen the previous four films in the "dead"
series (night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land
of the dead) then you may as well watch this one too. it was about as good
as land of the dead, which is to say it's not that great. the acting is
subpar and the storyline doesn't do anything you haven't already seen from
the dead films or their imitators. the social commentary in this film extends
to the media and brings in the youtube generation, but that's the only
reason that this film is notable. it is remarkable that romero has been
doing this since the 60s and has affected a few different generations with
these films. C+.
06/16/08
Waitress
- keri russell does a fine, but imperfect job in the lead. the ending was
nice, but somewhat unbelievable. a quirky film with an indie bent. nice
enough. B.
06/15/08
Faust
- emil jannings and f.w. murnau team up again to great effect. this one
isn't as entertaining or watchable as last laugh, but it's a tour-de-force
of early filmmaking and one that officially puts both of them on my good
list.
i'm not a fan of silent cinema, or a whole lot of anything before 1939,
but murnau's early stuff is as interesting thematically and visually, as
anything else during that time. this one has as hefty a set of themes as
you can probably address - good, evil, love. artfully done film that every
film lover should watch once and then revisit every 10 years or so. B+.
06/14/08
Mystery
Street - not sure about the title. follows in the footsteps of
other docu-noirs like call northside 777 that have an emphasis on the science/method
of crime-solving. in this way it will appeal to fans of csi and the like.
overall it's not as good as call northside 777 which i consider the definitive
film of this sub-genre. also, instead of james stewart we have ricardo
montalban in the lead. montalban is good here and in border incident, but
he's no jimmy stewart. also, 777 has great supporting actors like conte
and lee j. cobb (one of my favorite character actors). nothing quite as
good as film noir to get you out of a film watching slump. B+.
Happening
- may be the best directed film by m. night shyamalan. still think that
the sixth sense is his most enjoyable, but this one is up there. a bit
of a disappointing ending, but i think that's to be expected with the genre.
everything from close encounters to 2001 to war of the worlds lets me down
with their endings so i pretty much shrugged this one off as just part
of the genre in that regard. what didn't disappoint, though, was shyamalan's
building of tension through framing, especially. strangely, the other film
i think of when it comes to building tension through framing/cutting is
the remake of when a stranger calls. this one was better of course. if
you're a fan of shyamalan's work then this one shouldn't disappoint. B+.
Incredible
Hulk - didn't watch too much of the show and didn't see the ang
lee version of this comic so i don't have too much to compare this film
to in that regard. however, as far as comic book films go, this one is
pretty much in the middle of the pack. not as bad as fantastic four and
not as good as ironman. liv tyler is a fox and quite good as a comic book
woman, though not as good as gwenyth paltrow. ed norton does a fine, but
imperfect, job as the lead. leterrier brings his euro-flash direction,
but it's a little much in this context. it worked for the transporter films
and danny the dog, but i thought it was a bit over-the-top here. comics
can be over-the-top, but there's a tongue in cheek element to it and a
slower pace that doesn't match his direction. his direction would work
for a film like district b13, but not here. C+.
06/13/08
Act
Of Violence - great noir. robert surtees' (ben hur, the sting,
the graduate) cinematography is stunning as always. heflin and ryan are
great as well, but the women are uncharacteristically good as well. leigh
and astor play the wife and girlfriend of heflin and ryan respectively.
they're given solid roles in this film and that's somewhat of a rarity
in this genre. it's a gritty film with some raw themes. i love the locations
in the bars, alleyways, and on the railroad tracks. it's a very different
kind of coming home from the war film than love laughs at andy hardy. i
would guess it was a bit of catharsis for zinneman. at any rate, very good
film overall. B+.
06/09/08
Wuthering
Heights - heavy, but good flick overall. toland's cinematography
is very good, wasn't in love with newman's score. didn't appreciate the
ending. B-.
06/07/08
Love
Laughs At Andy Hardy - maybe not quite as good as "love finds andy
hardy," but a solid throwback nonetheless. this is like the anti-noir or
"best years of our lives" and that's not necessarily a bad thing. this
one shows andy hardy returning from wwII with a love interest that goes
unfulfilled (again). it's pretty much the same formula as the other film
in this series that i've seen, right down to the singing sequence from
the woman who ends up making him forget about his love earlier in the film.
the father character is great and there are some great comic moments here.
B.
06/04/08
Forbidden
Kingdom - not a very good film. it's sort of a kung fu version
of the neverending story, but the fantasy isn't as compelling and the acting
isn't very good. direction is lacking as well. woo-ping yuen does a fine
job with the fight choreography. C.
06/01/08
A
Map For Saturday - first saw this documentary in a truncated form
on mtv; that makes it one of the top 5 things of all-time to air on mtv.
it's a great documentary about a man who quits his job and goes on a road
trip around the world for a year. as someone who has traveled for a long
period of time (though nothing close to what he did) i completely understood
what it was like to be on the road for the first time and get the feeling
of dread: "what the hell am i doing this for?" as well as the feelings
of freedom and reluctance to join real society again. it encapsulates these
feelings so much better than something like "into the wild" and does it
without being pretentious or over-bearing or dishonest. silva-braga is
honest about the pitfalls of life on the road and the niceties of a more
conventional life. the truth, though, is that life on the road is a freeing,
philosophical, wonderful way of life and people like me and him would probably
choose to live it 6 months out of the year if we could afford it. this
is a must see for anyone who has done, or is planning on doing, extensive
traveling. B+.
05/31/08
28
Weeks Later - a lame follow-up to a great film. this one is interesting
from a plot perspective because it's not about the outbreak of a new disease
that no one knows anything about, rather it's about another outbreak of
a disease that has already claimed thousands of lives and left london all
but empty. from that perspective, and that perspective only, it's worth
its weight. otherwise it's fairly pedestrian. it does have one sick twist
and that is that the re-outbreak comes as a result of a husband kissing
his wife who is a carrier of the disease because she has a natural immunity.
twisted. C.
05/29/08
Sex
And The City - going into the film you already know how you're
going to feel about it. i happen to think that sex and the city is about
as vapid, materialistic, and obnoxious as tv gets; and what makes it worse
is that it's actually appreciated by intelligent people. what separates
this drivel from reality tv is some good writing and introspection. this
is what the intelligent fans probably latch onto, unfortunately it's so
buried in product placement, objectification of both sexes, materialism,
and whining that it's nearly impossible for me to appreciate the positives.
that said, there are some thoughtful moments and good laughs in here and
the series. as an aside, the film provides a better title for the series
when carrie talks about the two "L"s: labels and love. that's what the
title should be because that's what the series is really about. the sex
is (for three of them anyway) about searching for love and the labels/fashion
are easily as important as the (over-rated) city. D.
Indiana
Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull - better than the last
crusade and as enjoyable as temple of the doom and raiders of the lost
ark. i like temple of the doom the most, but it's basically dead even with
raiders. this one is a fun throwback with an update in the level of stunts
and effects. shia labeouf is great. ford is a step below his former self,
but does an adequate job and seems to warm up as the film progresses. karen
allen does a fine job. cate blanchett is always trying to stretch her acting
talents and goes a bit too far here. overall the film is highly entertaining
and does much of the same stuff that the other films did, but does it for
a modern audience. the archaeology is a little less intriguing in this
one because of the close encounters of the third kind element to it (the
first shot of the paramount mountain fading into a shot of a prairie dog's
mound is a nod to the close encounters of the third kind tie in). the reviews
on this one are very mixed which i understand, but i thought it was great
fun. labeouf and ford had an enjoyable chemistry, the stunts were fun,
and the mythology they were chasing was intriguing enough. B+.
05/27/08
Hacking
Democracy - some scary stuff here and i believe most of it which
is why i'm as jaded as i am. B-.
05/26/08
Recount
- hadn't planned on watching this one, but when i started it i didn't want
to stop. does a good job of recounting (pun intended) the events surrounding
the 2000 election. i thought it did a decent enough job of staying non-partisan,
especially when the facts work against the bushies. good cast. in a sea
of mediocre anti-bush/iraq films/documentaries this is one that is worth
watching. B.
13
Tzameti - intriguing concept. the film ratchets up the tension
and intrigue as it goes on. B.
05/24/08
Right
At Your Door - disappointing ending to disappointing film. it does
little with a genre that has the potential for a lot. it really amazes
me how often people ruin potential. C-.
05/22/08
How
To Marry A Millionaire - probably not the most feminist-friendly
film. it's about three women who rent an upscale suite out of their price
range in order to capture rich husbands. grable and monroe play dumb blondes
and bacall plays the brains of the bunch who is jaded because of her last
(penniless) husband. in the end the money issue becomes moot and everyone
is happy. in this way it's a typical romantic comedy. C.
05/18/08
Cinemania
- solid documentary about four cinema-obsessed social rejects who put my
movie watching habits to shame. there's some good philosophy within the
film and colorful characters who make it sad, funny, and enjoyable. B.
05/17/08
Man
Who Knew Too Much - stewart and day are solid and the wrong man
plot is pure hitchcock. haven't seen the original, will have to do that
eventually. B-.
Starbucking
- similar to cinemania in that it's about a guy who is obsessive-compulsive.
his compulsion is manifested in drinking coffee and visiting every starbucks
in the world, but it's not much different in its effect. unlike cinemania
this film lacks direction and is focused on one subject, rather than four,
so it doesn't make for a highly entertaining documentary. it's interesting
and good conversation material, but isn't noteworthy from a filmmaking
standpoint. C.
05/14/08
Fantastic
Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer - better than the original, but
that's not saying much. it tries to use the quirky superpowers to comic
effect, but all the gags come off as cheesy rather than comical. C-.
05/12/08
Iron
Man - oh this movies is in imdb.com's top 250, what a fucking surprise.
their top 250 is so fickle it's ridiculous. this is one of the better comic
book films i've seen in recent years. not as good as the new batch of batman
films, but better than spider-man, fantastic four, and some of the others.
robert downey does a solid job in owning the two sides of the persona.
gwyneth paltrow plays tony stark's assistant perfectly - just like a comic
book assistant might be depicted. come to think of it, this is one of the
more comic book feeling comic book renditions that i've seen. i wasn't
a fan of the iron man series so i can't say how faithful the film is to
the original source, but they pulled off the comic book feel fairly well
so kudos for that. B+.
Made
Of Honor - horrible dreck. these films are beyond predictable.
it tells the tale from the male perspective, which is the only different
thing about it. other than that it's very traditional (with regards to
gender roles) and the dialogue/plot are utterly pedestrian. stay away.
D-.
05/11/08
What
Happens In Vegas - another predictable romantic comedy without
imagination. this and made of honor are similar in that they're the same,
but the location has changed. it's all about happy endings, eye candy and
exotic locations. rob corddry and lake bell were the comic highlights,
but they were secondary characters so there wasn't enough of them to save
the film.
D.
Expelled:
No Intelligence Allowed - everything that people claim a michael
moore film is, and then some. it's truly bad propaganda without any intellectual
honesty or real perspective. they weave in stock footage and film footage
as a way of commentary on the topic at hand, thus making a judgment without
having ben stein actually say anything. the highlight of the film was linking
darwinism and nazism. what the nazis did, they said, wouldn't have been
possible without the ideas of darwin. of course this is wrong for a number
of reasons (eugenics is flawed in part because evolution is about the positive
effects of genetic mutation, which the nazis clearly rebuked), but stein
doesn't care to think too much about this (or anything). the film is all
about making loose associations and weak critiques of evolution and academia
in an effort to make "intelligent design" a more tractable concept. it's
not that i'm interested in hearing the ideas argued on their own merits,
but this film doesn't even touch the science in any real way. stein clearly
fancies himself a cross between the wit and political hell raising talents
of michael moore and the science and likability of the new al gore; but
he's not even close to either of them. when someone wants to make a documentary
that honestly looks at the shortcomings of evolution and the theories of
intelligent design then i'll watch it. this film isn't that at all. D-.
05/10/08
Science
Of Sleep - this one is like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
as written by michel gondry. it's not really my kind of film, but you can't
help being drawn in by gondry's vivid imagination and visuals. B.
Redbelt
- david mamet is hit and miss, and this one is a miss. glengarry glen ross
was good and so was untouchables, but everything else is either bad or
missable. this one is beyond bad in almost every way. the writing is poor
and mamet's direction is a disaster. there are stilted performances throughout
the film and he does nothing to rectify that. don't waste your time. D-.
05/05/08
Driving
Miss Daisy - over-rated character film. actually, the best part
of the film was beresford's focus on period features like the cars. nothing
special here. C.
05/03/08
Harold
& Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - if you liked the off-the-wall
potty and pot humor of the first one then you'll probably like this one.
it's not as good, but it sticks to the formula pretty closely so you won't
be disappointed. B.
05/01/08
Love
Finds Andy Hardy - good 30s comedy with mickey rooney, judy garland,
and lana turner. it's a fun little comedy with great performances from
all the stars and some of the supporting characters. this one is from a
series of andy hardy films, only two are currently on dvd. B.
04/26/08
Baby
Mama - if you liked the preview then quit while you're ahead. C.
04/19/08
Disturbia
- a cross between rear window and the girl next door. the difference is
that this isn't hitchcock/stewart, but it's also not emile hirsch and elisha
cuthbert; and that's a good thing. shia labeouf is actually an enjoyable
young actor. he's got a comic sense that is naturalistic and effortless,
he also has a boy next door quality that translates well to the screen.
he's definitely an actor with potential, wish he got the roles that emile
hirsch has been getting lately.
it's basically your
typical thriller/teenage fare. caruso's direction is present, sometimes
a little too so. the love interest next door is a hottie. B-.
88
Minutes - pacino's final great film was heat and that's as evident
here as it has been in any film in the 13 years (hard to believe it's been
that long) since that was released. he mails this one in, but i guess that
makes sense since he's practically a geezer at this point and the script/surrounding
talent is definitely not up to his usual standard.
the script keeps you
guessing to a certain extent because it's (too) full of red herrings (though
i picked the murderer fairly early on). the most interesting part of the
film and the script was the role that technology played. a film like this
15 years ago would have unfolded over the course of a week rather than
the eponymous time frame. because of cell phones and the internet, though,
the film could be squished to a much shorter period of time in a single
afternoon. one could write a compelling essay on the role of technology
within films. from western films that highlight the role of new weaponry,
railroads, telegraph lines, etc. to more recent films that highlight the
role of cell phones (88 minutes, cellular) and the internet (the net, untraceable,
etc.). C.
Forgetting
Sarah Marshall - judd apatow makes honest comedies that consistently
deliver, it's pretty much that simple. in pretty much every film that he's
involved in there's an honesty inherent within the film's writing that
you don't generally see in comedies. the end of this film wasn't as ambitious
and ballsy as i would have liked, but it was likable enough for most and
i can't fault it too much. mila kunis was surprisingly good (another hallmark
of apatow's works are strong, solid leading women from freaks and geeks
to 40 year old virgin, knocked up, and forgetting sarah marshall). apatow
is the most important comedy mind in hollywood today. B+.
04/18/08
Blades
Of Glory - part of the will ferrell series of sports films this
one is as much about ferrell as it is about will arnet, amy poehler, and
the rest of the supporting cast. jon heder is a crappy one hit wonder,
but the others do a decent job. you know what you're going to get with
a film like this so there aren't any surprises. it's like the kenny thomas
(power forward for the sacramento kings) of sports movies. C+.
Ali
G Indahouse - decent enough extension of the tv show. there's nothing
special here and i actually prefer the ali g character in the bite size
pieces, but this one still produces laughs (along with tna). B-.
04/15/08
Death
Wish - love em or hate em, the 70s produced the most intriguing
films of any decade i can think of. that's not to say that the best films
of all-time came out at this time, but there was a raw freshness that was
in full bloom during this time. this one fits into the revenge genre that
the decade is so well-known for (last house on the left, i spit on your
grave, fight for your life, etc.). i started watching this film on amc
and quickly realized that it was going to get even more butchered than
the average amc showing. ended up watching it later on dvd and that was
a good decision. the first 10 minutes, which establish the severity of
the crime, were completely watered down by amc.
it's not a great film,
but it's a good film in a great decade with some great genre films. B-.
04/14/08
El
Topo - if you're into surrealism then you probably already know
about this one and you may like it. if you're not into surrealism then
you might not know of this one and you probably won't like it. in other
words - you probably already know all that you need to know about this
one, whether that's everything or nothing. D.
04/13/08
You
Can't Take It With You - capra rises another notch in my book.
this one is sort of a prelude to "it's a wonderful life," but in a more
theatrical form and more wacky plot. the original characters and busy mise-en-scene
make for a fun and fairly quick film given the 2+ hour runtime. in the
end, hope and friendship prevail. capra is actually underrated. B+.
04/11/08
Street
Kings - exceeded expectations. this is probably the role of keanu
reeves' lifetime. some would say that that's not saying much, but, to be
fair, he's been in some good films and done well in a few of them - parenthood
and the matrix being the two standout examples. here, he actually looks
like an actor with some depth and something more beyond his simple face.
he's generally the kind of actor who acts very literally and leaves little
to the imagination, but here he allows you to read his performance, rather
than hearing it. that is, when he's stewing inside he doesn't overdo it
by saying "gosh i'm so angry right now" or by overacting, he just acts,
and that's an accomplishment. kidding aside, it's a good performance by
a notoriously subpar actor.
the writing, by james
ellroy, is as good as you would expect. it grabs you almost right away
(though, the alarm clock beginning is (i'm told) cliché) and never
lets go. i once wrote a story that began with the protagonist waking up
to an alarm clock and everyone in the class said that it was a cliché
way to begin a story. wonder if those assholes would have told ellroy (author
of l.a. confidential) the same thing. B.
Smart
People - this film is all about the performances because the writing
and directing leave something to be desired. page, quaid, and church are
all good. quaid steps outside of his usual role the most here and it's
fun to watch. unfortunately, the film starts well and fades with time.
the predictable ending is a waste. B-.
04/10/08
A
Night In Casablanca - average marx brothers is like average ice
cream or pizza. B.
04/09/08
Shootist
- great western about (what else?) the end of an era. technology plays
a large part in the film - the phone, the horseless carriage, visible wiring,
electric street cars, etc. it ends exactly as it should and it's well directed
by don siegel. B+.
04/06/08
Last
Casino - crappy canadian made-for-tv flick that's a precursor to
"21" - professor enlists the help of some students to count cards in blackjack
and bilk casinos out of thousands of dollars. this one was even worse than
the american version. it's overly stylistic and lacks quality writing or
acting so it's pretty much a disaster from the word go. the girl is good
looking in a girl next door kind of way. D.
04/05/08
Leatherheads
- clooney weaves in a pointless little nod to the swift boaters and it
helps sink any momentum the film had as a comedy or romance. had some potential
as a throwback ala intolerable cruelty, but it was ruined. C-.
Run
Fatboy Run - the thinking was that two comedies would be as good
a way as any to follow up ucla's defeat in the final four. the thinking
was sound, the movies were not. a poor film with a couple laughs and a
predictable plot. D+.
04/03/08
To
Be Or Not To Be - great, gutsy film that reminded me of producers,
but predates it by 26 years. why don't they make more films like this?
unlike leatherheads it was able to tell a story in an entertaining manner,
have plenty of comedy, and have some socio-political commentary at the
same time. a good one. B+.
04/02/08
Plagues
And Pleasures On The Salton Sea - semi-interesting documentary
about the salton sea: the environmental disaster, the ex-rich person's
paradise, and current home of many odd characters. it's an interesting
story about a living environmental lesson. could have been done better,
but the content was solid. B-.
03/31/08
21
- definitely cliché from time to time. it starts with a lame intro
about the origins of the term "winner winner, chicken dinner" and it gives
us a little preview of what our protagonist (ben) is goes through during
the next two hours. the end, too, is cliché to the point of extreme
predictability and, if you know anything about movies, you may as well
skip the last 15 minutes because you know how everything's going to turn
out anyway. that said, this film has some B+ moments that lift its overall
grade. the relationship between kevin spacey and the overachieving m.i.t.
students who feed off of his acceptance and the thrill of doing something
other than burying their noses in books, is an interesting one. spacey
is devilish and you can see why a naive (yet brilliant) college student
like ben would fall for him. spacey's performance ebbs and flows as he
manipulates the students to his needs. he feeds their egos as the carrot
and threatens expulsion as the stick. the film also does a good job of
depicting the allure of fast money and an alternative lifestyle for these
bookish kids.
it's got plenty of
little film references throughout the film, and the more you know about
movies the more you're likely to notice them. for example, spacey's character
is named mickey rosa which might be a nod to the late miklos rozsa, the
film composer. spacey's character asks a question of his class and makes
the famous ben stein/ferris bueller reference. there are plenty of others
as well.
i can't say that i'd
recommend the film, but if you happen to find yourself in the theater looking
for a second film to watch then go ahead and check this one out. the film
did make me want to read the book, even more so than the npr story they
had on this group of students a few years back. C+.
In
Bruges - good little crime comedy. gleeson and farrell are both
good and fienes makes a good supporting appearance in an unusual role.
recommended. B+.
03/30/08
Great
Mouse Detective - not the best of the disney animated films, but
it's an underrated classic. it cribs off of the sherlock holmes franchise
and gives it the disney twist. it's a relatively dark disney film, and
that's a good thing. vincent price is great. B.
03/28/08
Stop-Loss
- it's a nice enough idea for a film, but it's not at all well-executed
in any way. there are some mtv moments with photo/home video montages and
music that seem misplaced, there's some bad acting, some bad military advising,
etc. it's a long feeling film whose only real redeeming quality is the
ending which just affirms reality in that it denies the movie ideal wherein
the hero some how wins some moral victory by leaving the country or changing
the system and getting the girl at the same time. in reality none of those
things happen and life goes on. D+..
03/27/08
Counterfeiters
- it's unusual to see a holocaust film these days that's at all different
from the millions that have come before it. this one's at least a bit different
from the ones i've seen though because the protagonist is, at least at
first, a relatively unsavory character. he's a master counterfeiter and
isn't the usual jewish saint or german devil that we're used to seeing
in these films. his german counterpart is also a more moderate german than
we're used to seeing. both are about adaptation and survival - they do
what they need to do to get through the war. by the film's end our protagonist
has learned to care about more than himself, but not unbelievably so. the
plot (the germans get jewish counterfeiters/printers to print british/american
money to help win the war) is also interesting and different given the
context. B+.
03/26/08
Meet
The Browns - the worst tyler perry film i've seen, but i didn't
think it was that bad. rick fox is a horrible actor and wasn't much of
a basketball player either. the acting overall was poor in this film and
it felt very thrown together. that said, perry's films still address a
reality in the black community and do so honestly and with humor that obviously
resonates with them. this one just felt too much like filler while he works
on his next real picture. C.
Doomsday
- great splatter film that is a cross between road warrior and escape from
new york. it starts out on with a dark tone and slowly settles into a fun
ride with over-the-top action, a kick ass chick protagonist, and some good
laughs. neil marshall directed the descent which is another film with strong
lead female characters and was equally well-directed. he's officially on
my list of directors to watch. B+.
03/24/08
Bride
Of Frankenstein - the best part of this film is when the monster
is wandering through the forest and a blind man befriends him. it's the
most poignant moment in a film about man's inhumanity to man. B.
03/21/08
Horton
Hears A Who - don't remember the book so can't comment on how it
compares. it's definitely on the long side, but that's to be expected considering
it's a feature length film taken from a short kids book. it's funny and
has a nice enough ending. good overall for what it is. B-.
03/19/08
Lady
In The Lake - the whole film is shot from the point of view of
philip marlow which is supposed to draw the audience in an make us a part
of the action/mystery. i suppose it was novel for the time (though dark
passage also did it and came out the same year), but it's not a good enough
technique to base an entire film around it. i mostly slept through this
one and can't honestly say i liked much about it. when acting opposite
a camera most of the actors look as though they're acting too much. i really
think that having someone else to play against helps an actor and this
film proves that as much as anything else. one mildly interesting note
is that the lead actor is also the director and it's probably the only
time in film that the lead actor and director were both "behind the camera."
C-.
03/18/08
Dirty
Mary, Crazy Larry - great 70s chase film about a trio of gearheads
who are running from the law. it's a cross between two other classics -
two-lane blacktop and vanishing point. it's better than blacktop but not
as good as vanishing point, which predates this one and is more of a parable.
the car chases were a bit of a let down as they tended to end too soon,
but they were nice enough anyway. a nice mix of good and cheesy dialogue
delivered by subpar actors makes for a fun flick. the ending is an homage
to vanishing point. there's no decade in film like the 70s; it's more raw
and uninhibited than any before or since. B+.
03/11/08
Gentleman's
Agreement - a predictable and somewhat dated, yet timeless film.
if that sounds contradictory, allow me to explain. the style and specific
subject of discrimination (jews) felt dated to me, but the overarching
theme of xenophobia is as timeless a theme as art can address. though the
film isn't as good as merchant of venice and probably isn't the best film
of 1947, it's a fine film for the most part. my gripes with the film are
that it was too predictable and some of the characters' epiphanies seemed
borderline stupid. e.g., when peck figures out that his angle for the anti-semitism
story will to go undercover as a jew he treats it as if it's some major
revelation, and it takes a while for him to even come up with the idea.
this in spite of the fact that every story in his past were done in the
same manner: e.g., he recalls that his story on coal miners was not a result
of interviews with coal miners, rather it was a result of his becoming
a coal miner and then writing about his experience...if this tactic worked
on every story he wrote in the past, what took him so long to apply it
to this one? it just wasted 10 minutes of the film showing him trying to
come up with a good angle. his fiancé in the film had a similar
epiphany when she realized how anti-semitism was being perpetuated in society.
lastly, the best part
of the film was peck's performance. he may be the most principled actor
of all-time. roles like this and that of atticus finch and general savage
certainly place him in the running. B-.
03/10/08
Border
Incident - not the best anthony mann picture ever, but a heady
film worth watching for mann completists. it's ahead of its time in its
subject matter, but it gives a somewhat rosy view of the way things work
when the system is enforced. ricardo montalban does a good job. more of
a docu-noir than anything else, a bit in the vein of call northside 777
and such. i've now seen about a third of the 44 films that mann directed
or co-directed. B-.
03/08/08
Walkabout
- not my style, but a good film nonetheless. i liked the themes of society
vs. nature and innocence and coming of age, but i found the film to be
too slow. B-.
Bank
Job - good heist film. stylish, but not overly so. has a lot of
sexual elements to it which are actually there for more than just eye candy.
in fact, much of the film's main pivot points is the wariness of the british
government to allow seedy photos of members of the royal family to leak.
if not for the generally prudish nature of society the titular heist would
not have occurred. B+.
Girls
Rock! - not a very good documentary about a 5 day camp for girls
that teaches them how to play musical instruments and be comfortable in
their own skin. it's not a bad idea and it's not a bad subject for a documentary,
but neither are executed well. the camp comes off as almost as much anti-man
as it is pro-woman, and the documentary lacks focus. C.
03/02/08
Sunrise
- murnau's moving up quickly in my book these days. this is the somewhat
expressionistically told story of a love triangle: a man, his mistress
from the city, and his farmer wife. the mistress wife seeks to convince
the man to run away with her to the city after killing his wife. the man
(as he is credited) takes his wife on a row boat in the middle of a lake
with the intention of throwing her overboard, but isn't able to bring himself
to do it. she becomes extremely afraid of him and runs away once they reach
land, and he pursues her in order to convince her that his wicked intentions
have passed. trying to explain the range of emotions that the characters
(and audience) experience over the course of the film through plot recollection
or any other means is somewhat futile. suffice it to say that this silent
film, with very few intertitles, blew me away after this, my first, viewing.
it's very rare that i give any film that is new to me a grade higher than
a B+, but this one deserves that rare distinction. everyone's acting is
expressionistic, but not overly so. o'brien and gaynor are both radiant
in their happiness and truly bleak in their depression. murnau's falsely
happy ending in the last laugh and somber conclusion in tabu made me think
i knew where this film was going, but i was (thankfully) wrong. great film.
a must see. A-.
Day
The Earth Stood Still - one of the best, most timeless, and most
outwardly political sci-fi films of all-time. there's not much wrong with
it, quite frankly. it's tautly constructed, it jumps right into the juicy
stuff, it's got some real substance, and the performances are all good.
i'd watch it again tomorrow. A.
League
Of Their Own - should have been cut to get under the 2 hour mark.
marshall didn't do a great job with the direction, which is unfortunate,
because the script has some good comedy and it tells a nice story. lovitz
and hanks are highlights, davis is also good, everyone else was so-so at
best. C+.
03/01/08
How
Green Was My Valley -
reminded me a bit of a cross between the grapes of wrath and the godfather.
it's a film about a family living in a valley in wales, but i suppose it's
really more about the valley and the town, than the singular family. it
shows the transformation of the town and the family unit and it does so
with varying degrees of success. i think the major flaw of the film is
that the characters weren't as vibrant as they were in grapes of wrath
or the godfather. the father figure and roddy mcdowall's character were
compelling, but not as engaging to me as michael corleone or tom joad.
i also felt that this film was a bit on the sprawling side, and not in
the good way like godfather. grapes of wrath was a more focused picture
and benefited from that focus. godfather was a sprawling epic, but everything
that the story touched was fascinating; this wasn't so true with this film.
those slights aside,
how green was my valley is a touching story about a world in a state of
flux. the scene that really brought it home for me was when young mcdowall
took out a map to show his mother the locations of her sons/his brothers.
having left the coal mines of the valley to seek other sources of employment
the sons become scattered around the globe. mcdowall illustrates this on
the map and draws a star connecting all the dots of the sons in an effort
to cheer up his mother, but this attempt only further illustrates how fragmented
the family has become because of the economic situation of the valley.
strong film on the
whole. had some slow parts and i wish the characters were a little more
developed.
B+.
02/25/08
She
Wore A Yellow Ribbon - haven't seen the other films in the calvary
trilogy, but i can't imagine there's a more definitive look at the calvary
than this one. i didn't love the film overall, mostly because of the simplistic
cowboys/indians dialectic. it's a fairly entertaining film, but there's
nothing amazing here. my favorite element of the film was certainly the
cinematography and location shooting. the monument valley is just so beautiful
it's hard not to like a movie that's filmed there. C+.
02/24/08
Atonement
- interesting film. knightley needs to eat a sandwich and learn to act.
score was good and should win the oscar. inventive and incorporates the
film's elements well.
strangely, i liked
the first part, which was more period drama and love story, than the second
part, which took place on the battlefield (sorta). none of the performances
were very good, but knightley's was actually bad. it reminded me a bit
of brokeback mountain, but that film's strengths and weaknesses were the
inverse of this films. brokeback had good acting and so-so direction, atonement
had so-so acting and good direction. it's a compelling story because of
the elements of regret, love, memory, youth, and injustice.
cinematography was
nominated for an oscar, but only had two noteworthy scenes. the best one
was the tracking shot on the beach with all the soldiers waiting to leave
and it lasted about 7 minutes. it was one continuous shot without a cut
and it was impressively choreographed. don't let anyone tell you it was
amazing, but it was very good. as for the film, nice enough, probably a
better book. B.
Madame
Tutli-Putli - oscar-nominated short about a woman on a train, other
than that i couldn't really tell you what was going on. is there some commentary
on materialism, is it just a trippy train ride, something existential,
a dream? truly great animation and a good score make it watchable, but
anything more than 15 minutes and i would want to know what the hell i'm
watching. B-.
02/23/08
Last
Man On Earth - the original version of i am legend and omega man.
none of the three are all that good, which is a shame because the idea
holds tremendous potential. price is better than heston and smith, but
isn't great. the ending is a bit much with all its religious symbolism,
but it wasn't too bad. the beginning was probably the best of the three,
but overall i was disappointed quite a bit by this trilogy of interpretations
of the original book. C+.
Panic
In Year Zero - better than last man on earth and predates it. didn't
know of milland as a director until i watched this one. like last man on
earth this is an apocalyptic film - nuclear war breaks out all over the
world and a family from los angeles heads for the hills to ride things
out. it does a good job of covering a lot of the aspects of the panic that
results from such an event. the breakdown of civil society, atavistic impulses
surge, and a contemporary film turns into a western.
02/22/08
Be
Kind Rewind - a good little romp. gondry is very imaginative and
that is evident here as always. a lot of the humor derives from the youtube
style renditions of popular films that mos def and jack black produce.
in this way the film has a very amateurish (in a good way) feel to it.
both leads do a good job with the film and have a good chemistry. overall
the film feels like a few friends got together and had a good time making
a film about something they wish they could do (make short films based
upon real films, for money). they tacked on the stock storyline about needing
to get a bunch of money quickly or face eviction (something which isn't
ever really finalized). B.
Vantage
Point - right away you know the film is going to suck. weaver's
performance is mailed in and the direction and writing are about as cheesy
as a fox reality show. even with all the talent and potential that of the
film's premise present, it manages to end up being very poor and laughably
cheesy. films like this make you appreciate the fine line between awesome
action flick and cheesy and forgettable dud. D.
02/21/08
Maltese
Falcon - not as good as the big sleep for one reason: mary astor,
or lauren bacall if you prefer. mary astor isn't foxy and she's not all
that convincing as a femme fatale here so bogey is left to carry the film
with the help of greenstreet, cook jr., and lorre. in the big sleep, bacall
matches bogey's greatness and they elevate the film together. here, bogey
plays the ultimate realist/pessimist (depending upon your perspective).
to me he reflects the character he is opposite. he's raging when he meets
greenstreet (who is outwardly calm, but raging inside), he has a sly, devilish
smile when he's with astor (which reflects her inner deceptive nature),
and he gets rough with elisha cook jr. (who wants to be calm and cool like
bogey, but is inwardly raging like greenstreet).
loved huston's economical
direction and the male performances. the script is great as well. it's
a great film all-around. A.
02/20/08
People
Under The Stairs - very average horror film overall. it's notable
because pulp fiction makes a reference to it: ving rhames is in the film
and he finds himself in a house with a white couple, one of whom dresses
in leather while rampaging through the house with a shotgun. pulp fiction
references this with the ving rhames/bruce willis "zed" scene. there is
a class/race dynamic here since the bad guys are actually the white slumlords
who own the house and the eponymous "people under the stairs" are creepy,
but really just victims of the true villains. C+.
02/18/08
Man
Who Shot LIberty Valance - maybe the perfect western. it's certainly
not my favorite western, but in a lot of ways this one represents the potential
of the western genre. it has the basic western themes of good vs. evil
and lawlessness vs. progress and it plays with these in a unique way. it
does some hero-building and hero-destroying, and reveals some of the artifice
of these tall tales we love so much. A-.
Winchester
'73 - my favorite mann/stewart collaboration is still far country.
B+.
02/17/08
Jumper
- really bad writing and subpar acting lead to a bad film here. doug liman
has shown some promise in the past with films like swingers, go, and the
bourne identity, but this one falls well short of the mark. the idea is
good enough for a film, but the execution lacks. characters could have
been more developed, voice-overs should have been eliminated, etc. in writing
101 they tell you to show the reader something, rather than saying it.
this film doesn't get that concept and fails as a result. D.
Definitely,
Maybe - not horrible. abagail breslin is cute and precocious and
ryan reynolds isn't all that bad. from a structural standpoint it was interesting
because the audience is introduced to three potential lovers and has to
guess which one reynolds ended up marrying. the end is a bit of a cop out
because 2 of the 3 women turn out to be the "right" answer, but it's a
clever twist nonetheless. C+.
02/10/08
Quantum
Hoops - nice enough documentary about the caltech basketball team
which has gone the last 20+ years without a conference victory. a lot of
it focuses on the school, its history, and the history of the athletic
programs in an otherwise academic institution. it's a bit like heart of
the game, but without all the heart and winning. B-.
4
Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days - it took a while to get here and it's
got kind of a dumb title, but it's a great film.
the film starts with
a shot of two goldfish in a bowl and you know right away that it's going
to be a look inside the world of two people. this first shot, incidentally,
is the key to understanding the last shot which is pulled off quite well.
the film follows two roommates as they go about getting an abortion for
one of them. you don't know right away that this is what they're setting
out to do, but the hints are there and you'll suspect this is their goal
before it's explicitly revealed.
it's shot in a very
slow cinema verite style to accentuate the ordeal the two women go through
in accomplishing their task. there aren't any unnecessary cuts and a few
of the scenes last 5-10 minutes without any break. one of my favorites
occurs at one of the girls' boyfriend's house where his mom is celebrating
her 48th birthday. the scene shows the cultural climate of romania as well
as highlighting the differences between the girl and her boyfriend. mungiu
isn't afraid to show anything in the film. he doesn't shy away from topics
and images that most media avoid or talk around. he explores every facet
of getting an illegal abortion (and more) - the procedure itself, the payment,
what to do with the fetus afterwards, etc. - with equal aplomb and honesty.
it's a fascinating
film with some admittedly slow parts, but it's worth slogging through the
first 20 minutes to get to know the characters and experience what they
experience. one of the best new films i've seen in a while. B+.
02/06/08
Crimes
And Misdemeanors - next to annie hall this is probably my favorite
woody allen picture. it has the serious philosophy and moral difficulties
of match point and cassandra's dream (vise versa actually) and some of
the humor you'd expect from a woody allen picture. the film's serious center
revolves around the dialectic between idealism and reality. the idealistic
characters (sam waterson the blind (literally and metaphorically) rabbi
and woody allen the principled documentary filmmaker) don't fare well,
while the so-called realists (martin landau, alan alda, etc.) make various
compromises and make out just fine.
when match point came
out people said it was a very different film for woody allen. in truth,
it was essentially just a remake of half this film. the same could be said
for cassandra's dream. this film, though, is better than both because it's
deeper, more well filmed and has even more meat to it. speaking of the
cinematography - sven nykvist worked with bergman for much of his career
and joins forces with allen here. he's usually lauded for his use of light,
but here his use of space is what's most impressive. he moves the camera
in and out of spaces well and uses space to convey emotions. my favorite
example is probably when allen sees his former crush after her visit to
london. the camera is tight on allen when he sees her enter and zoomed
out when it shows her with (allen's nemesis) alan alda. it cuts back and
forth between the two shots a couple times, but keeps this scale to emphasize
her distance from him. it perfectly summarizes his feelings toward her
at that moment. great film. A-.
02/04/08
Psycho
- rightfully considered one of hitchcock's best. it's a bit like a kurosawa
film, which i won't mention, in that the protagonist dies half way through
the film thereby shifting the focus from the protagonist's life to something
else. in the kurosawa film it was the way the protagonist touched those
who survive him, in this film it's mr. bates and his twisted mind. great
psychological stuff here. A.
02/03/08
Good,
The Bad, & The Ugly - features one of the best scenes in cinema
history. everything from the canon blast (when eastwood fires the canon
at wallach) onwards is just great. wallach running around the cemetery
with morricone's score blaring, the arrival of van cleef, the ensuing showdown
in the circle...it's all great and so perfectly set to music. pure cinema.
of course the rest of the film isn't too shabby either. the whole thing
takes place during the civil war in the wild west. individual outlaws still
rule the landscape and the government is in a state of turmoil. this is
what westerns are all about. also loved how leone chooses to show (or not)
things that are in, or just outside of, the frame. the first shot is of
a western landscape and then a grizzled looking guy leans up into the frame.
in the end eastwood is going to make wallach dig for the treasure when,
from behind the camera, a shovel appears and is thrown between the two
of them. van cleef emerges and is revealed. it's as if things don't exist
unless leone chooses to show them. A+.
It
Happened One Night - better than i remembered. i'm not generally
a huge fan of clark gable, but he's smart and sassy here. claudette colbert
is great and capra's direction is good, as usual. it's a fun film. A-.
02/02/08
Stagecoach
- doesn't pop out to me as one of the greats in the western genre, but
the experts say it is and welles says that he watched this film dozens
of times to learn everything he needed to know about directing. shortly
thereafter he created citizen kane and the rest is history. it's a solid
film with a lot of the genre's themes and motifs. B+.
02/01/08
Teeth
- comes from the funny horror film genre. it's about a young girl who lives
near a nuclear power facility and this fact has apparently caused her female
parts to acquire teeth. what ensues is hilarity and horror for male members
(and the members of males) of the audience. it's not a film about how scary
women are, rather it's about the brutality of men. in each case the men
take advantage of the girl in some way and they pay dearly for their transgressions.
by the film's end she comes to grip with her unique characteristics and
embraces them. it's reminiscent of horror films i've seen before, but can't
place right away. drags a bit in the middle, but it's a fun one with a
good idea. B.
Cassandra's
Dream - the best woody allen film i've seen in a while. better
than match point, scoop, melinda/melinda, hollywood ending, and curse of
the jade scorpion. beyond that i can't remember. never saw mighty aphrodite
and barely remember celebrity. surely there were others in between. at
any rate, this one had quality characters and a great score (from philip
glass) which is unusual for allen who usually uses old jazz and classical
tunes in his films. reminded me of crimes and misdemeanors and match point
for obvious reasons. while it wasn't as well filmed as the former or as
suspenseful as the latter, i enjoyed it more than either. B+.
01/31/08
King
Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters - funny and quirky picture in the
vein of films like off the charts and spellbound. this one follows old
school video game geeks and the controversy revolving around a world record
donkey kong game. these are the kind of documentaries that drew me to the
genre in the first place. more fly on the wall (chris smith, maysles brothers)
in nature than filmed essay (greenwald, moore post big one). the end of
the film shows the "good" guy winning, but brian mitchell has since reclaimed
his world record so the story goes on... B+.
01/28/08
Funny
Games - fascinating film. haneke has done several films, but i've
only seen this and cache. suffice it to say that he's rising quickly in
my book. it's a torture film that never becomes a revenge film, though
the audience certainly wants this turn to happen. it's intriguing because
haneke breaks the fourth wall and blurs the line between fiction and reality
in a way that implies that the audience is complicit in the violence it
observes. almost as if we are guilty participants for watching the film.
there's a lot to this film and i'm not going to be able to give it its
due in my current sickened state. watch it. B+.
01/26/08
Untraceable
- reminded me of a spanish film called "thesis" which explored the darker
side of society's interest in death. it's also like "saw" in that each
person is dispatched in some novel way by some rube goldberg-esque device.
it explores gender and society's fascination with the macabre in an interesting
fashion so i liked it. B.
01/25/08
Grand
Hotel - well done, but inessential 30s pic. garbo isn't as good
here as she is in ninotchka. joan crawford looks as beautiful as she's
ever looked, before she got all nightmarish later in her career. B.
01/21/08
27
Dresses - the first 20 minutes or so are truly bad, in large part
because the music undermines (rather than underscoring) any emotional truth
that the film might have. the music and direction get better as the film
wears on and the decent writing and strong performance from heigl are able
to shine through as a result. it's not a very good film, but it's better
than the genre normally churns out. a couple of different casting decisions
and a different composer (or director?) might have made this a film as
good as "in her shoes." B-.
Cloverfield
- blair witch project meets godzilla. i love apocalyptic films and this
one's fun because it gives an average person's view of true chaos. the
whole monster genre hasn't historically done much for me and the romance
angle in they work in drives the film, but i wasn't really sold on it.
seamless sfx sold the film visually, which is as important an element as
there is in this film. B.
Wag
The Dog - a prophetic and insightful comedy that doesn't incite
as many laughs as it could have. the actors do a fine job and it's a good
film, but i felt it had more potential than was fulfilled. B.
01/19/08
Resident
Evil - not an awful sci-fi flick, but not really good either. the
film ends on an open-ended note which left me wanting more so i guess the
film was decent enough. some of the effects were cheesy, i assume they
fix that in the sequels. C+.
Executive
Decision - actually not a bad film overall. it takes the die hard
mold and does some interesting things. seagal dies early in the film which
is a surprise. the role of the american military in making the film is
interesting to note as well. the president in the film was written out
of the script in order to get the pentagon to help with the production.
it's also a film about islamic terrorism before such a thing was popular
in american film. there are plenty of cheese ball moments, but if you go
into it knowing that you're going to watch something bad then it might
surprise you. C+.
01/17/08
Big
Sky - a decent enough western that i've seen a few times, but hasn't
ever really captured me. the old guy always reminds me of a poor man's
walter brennan. B.
Gabriel
Over The White House - one of the great underrated and uplifting
films i've seen. walter huston is great as the president of the united
states who has an epiphany (thanks to the angel gabriel). he goes from
a party politician to an even more bold and better version of FDR. interestingly,
the film was released the same month that the real FDR was inaugurated.
it's a tough film to find as it's out of print on vhs and hasn't ever been
released on dvd. this is one reason i wish warner brothers had won their
bid to get the rest of the mgm catalog. unfortunately, sony won, so they
have the rights to the majority of the mgm films. wb would have given this
one a dvd, sony is less concerned about their catalog. A.
Bill
& Ted's Excellent Adventure - haven't seen this late 80s classic
in a long time. i think i liked this at one point, but i'm either too mature
or too serious or something, to not like it very much anymore. i'm a fan
of juvenile humor, but this one is more dumb than it is juvenile. juvenile
humor is potty jokes and laughing at people getting hurt, this is more
about bill and ted just being retarded. the concept is fun enough, but
the execution left something to be desired. C.
01/16/08
Cabaret-
kinda reminded me of sophie's choice because of the three-way dynamic and
look. an unremarkable film which somehow beat out godfather in several
categories. some of the cabaret music sequences were nice enough and the
historical element was somewhat interesting, but really nothing special.
C-.
Who
Killed The Electric Car? - not exactly thorough with its science,
nor honest in depicting the full spectrum of problems associated with the
electric car. they paint the car as a panacea and ham up its "death." they
don't give an honest assessment of the electric car's impact - from batteries
in landfills to increased strain on the power grid. that said, the film
does point out the inevitable reluctance of society when it comes to change.
it also shows hydrogen fuel cells as the false hope that they are: too
expensive, no fuel station infrastructure, hybrid technology is already
more viable, etc. ultimately there are some good points to the film, but
i didn't like that they played a little fast and loose with some of the
facts, glorified the electric car too much, and simplified the entire debate.
for example. they pointed out that the short range (70-80 miles) of electric
cars means they aren't for everyone, only 90% of the population which commutes
under 60 miles a day. while this is probably true it assumes that all people
do with their car (their second largest investment, behind their homes)
is commute to and from work. i fit into that 90% because my commute is
less than 10 miles a day, but, like many people i know, i like to take
an occasional trip to lassen, tahoe, los angeles, etc. and all those places
require travel through hills over distances much greater than 80 miles.
it's kind of like saying the average person watches 4 hours of tv a day
so they only need a tv that can play programs for 5 hours a day. what about
july 4th when there's a twilight zone marathon or the times when they want
to see the unedited version of das boot, which is over 5 hours long, or
the times when there are back to back football games? who wants to spend
$34-44,000 (the cost of the car according to wikipedia) for a car that
only works for most of your uses? perhaps with time demand will increase
and costs will be driven down. hopefully range increases as well and then
the electric car will finally be truly viable. C+.
01/14/08
Shane
- probably my favorite western of all-time, far country is up there too.
i love the cinematography and the music, but the best element for me is
the young boy. the story is told through his eyes and he's the sympathetic
core of the film. shane's inability to escape his past, and his nature,
is the most heart-wrenching part of the film and it comes to its crescendo
in the film's famous ending. A+.
01/13/08
Nanking
- this is the kind of film that beats into your mind one steadfast truth
about war: it's horrible. it's a simple idea, but we spend a lot of time
with smart bombs and geneva conventions, etc. to give the illusion that
war can be sanitary or executed in a moral way. this is bullshit and this
documentary shows the truth of war. not all wars are marred by the same
degree of viciousness that the japanese exhibited in the nanking massacre,
but all wars have these same trademarks to one degree or another. occasionally
slow, but important and heavy. B.
01/12/08
Planes,
Trains, And Automobiles - great in every way, one of my faves.
it's got a cartoonish style from time to time which really frees the film
up. candy and martin are great comic actors - both have good timing and
are great physical comedians. john hughes at his best. A+.
01/11/08
No
End In Sight - one could say that this documentary, which follows
the history of the iraq war, is a bunch of second-guessing and negativism,
and they would be partially right, but mostly missing the point. the point
of the film is to demonstrate how ideologically motivated, and intellectually
closed-minded, the bush administration is. i don't think that the film
is going to convert very many people, but even the most ardent bush supporters
would be hard pressed to rebut the many short-comings of the administration
of the war. in many cases it appears as though there were competent people
in high places making smart recommendations, but many of these recommendations
fell on deaf ears. it's a good summary of the war logistics so it's valuable
in that regard, but many of these documentaries are just preaching to the
choir. B.
01/10/08
Wedding
Singer - pretty solid sandler flick. fun because of all its 80s
nostalgia, and those touches are everywhere in the film. it's fairly funny
and moves along well enough. has the typical story arc so it isn't anything
special in that regard. the soundtrack is probably the single best element
of the film. B.
01/09/08
Harold
& Kumar Go To White Castle -
more funny and out there than i had remembered. the comedy is subjective,
of course, but it runs the gamut from stoner fare to satire to farce to
gross out humor. it's all great stuff and well-executed as well. hopefully
the sequel serves up as many laughs as this one. perhaps the best thing
about the film is just how freewheeling the writing is. there doesn't seem
to be any boundaries to where the writers will take us next - riding on
a cheetah, or to the home of a back country free love jesus worshipping
couple, or into the twisted daydream wherein kumar is married to a bag
of pot...no limitations. A-.
Break-Up
- one of the better comedies to come out in the last few years. the whole
cast is good, but aniston is the real standout here, probably channeling
some of her experience with the tough breakup she had with brad pitt. the
writing and directing make us feel the comedy and drama with equal measure
and effect. they truly capture wide range of feelings of a breakup and
are still able to keep the film light enough to be very funny. A-.
01/08/08
Sunset
Story - solid documentary about a retirement home that houses political
radicals. this part of their personality isn't really a central theme,
but it does make the characters more sympathetic, especially when they're
out on the streets (sometimes in their wheelchairs) picketing for their
causes. the two central characters are funny and charming and that's really
where documentaries like this succeed: in their choice of subject. B+.
01/07/08
A
Christmas Story - captures the essence of childhood vis a vis christmas
better than any film in history. the writing and diction are amazingly
good and rich and colorful and effective. the film takes a child's point
of view and does so to great effect. everything is bigger, more important,
greater, more disappointing, more haunting, etc. than it is as an adult.
consequently, when you watch this film as a child you relate to it and
are drawn in to the story, and when you watch it as an adult you recall
with fondness the simpler times when your world revolved around christmas
or getting THE gift, rather than paying your rent, shitty bosses, traffic,
politics, a failing marriage, war, health problems, etc. time is completely
different as a child, as well. some parts seem to last forever and some
not long enough. some memories are vivid and detailed, others are frayed
and fragmented. the film captures these experiences well.
unlike films like goonies,
as good as that film is, this film doesn't glamorize the relationships
that kids have. personally, i always wish i had the friendships that are
portrayed in films like the sandlot or goonies, but those never occurred
and i suspect that the reality is that very few people have had those kinds
of experiences. the truth is that kids rat each other out and abandon each
other with ease. ralphie and friends leave flick out in the cold with his
tongue stuck to a frozen pole. when the bullies confront them later in
the film they leave another of their friends to fend for himself. these
are the realities of childhood and it's neither inglorious nor profound,
it's just how it is.
the music is great,
as it is in any great film. stuff like excerpts from peter the wolf is
used well.
i never noticed before
that the chinese restaurant was an old bowling alley. the "w" on the sign
is out and they apparently ran with it, calling the restaurant "bo ling."
nice touch.
the film also depicts
the reality of breaking your xmas gift on xmas. while ralphie doesn't technically
break the rifle the day he gets it, there is a bit of a minor disaster
caused by the new toy. this certainly resonates with me as i seemed to
always have some problem on christmas with one of my toys.
great film for all
ages, certainly one of the best christmas movies ever. die hard and it's
a wonderful life are also in the running, though those aren't strictly
xmas films. A+.
01/05/08
40
Year Old Virgin - great all around comedy. rings true in a lot
of ways and is more honest than the typical comedy, a trademark of successful
comedy acts like the farrelly brothers and the apatow productions. carrell
and the rest of the cast give strong performances. A-.
01/04/08
There
Will Be Blood - name another person with two p.t. anderson films
in his/her top 25 and i'll concede that they might be a bigger fan
of his work than i. i haven't met such a person, though, so forgive me
if i say that i'm the biggest p.t. anderson fan i've ever met.
perhaps it's self-delusion
or fantastic hubris, but i think critics and "experts" are strictly for
the birds. in everything from music and film to food and sports i think
experts are bullshit artists, idiots, incompetent morons who lack taste,
fore-sight, courage, and the tell it like it is spirit that made me look
up to my grandfather so much. with "there will be blood" the so-called
experts are 8-10 years behind the curve in calling this "breathtaking,"
(wash. post) a "masterpiece," (onion), "The Great American Movie" (la weekly),
#80 of all-time (imdb.com voters), the best character study in film since
citizen kane (film threat), etc. those accolades weren't meant for this
film as much as they were meant for boogie nights, or p.t. anderson's true
masterpiece, and the film that even he says he will not likely top: magnolia.
this film isn't epic
or masterful, it's actually fairly uninspired and hollow and that's something
i never thought i'd say about a film directed by someone i (still) consider
one of the few great active directors of my generation. the single biggest
thing that makes this true is its lack of character development, which
is unfortunate considering the acting talent and surprising considering
the writing/directing talent of anderson. what's more is that the film
doesn't have the hope or moral center that his previous films have had.
nor does it have the sympathetic protagonist or sense of purpose that his
other works have had. no, this is a dark film for dark times, but it's
dark without purpose. when daniel day-lewis verbally rips apart his son
and, later, his adversary it doesn't feel heart-wrenching or triumphant,
it feels like nothing. those around me laughed, i waited for something
real to happen. some around me may have cried, i sat and waited to feel.
nothing.
the film's opening
30 minutes had me completely, the following two hours only had me in jerks
and spurts.
there's something about
the names in the film that probably has some significance, but i couldn't
decipher it. the two main characters (dano and day-lewis) are named paul
(at one point anyway, later he's named eli) and daniel, as are the people
who play them. there's also the father who is named abel, but i didn't
see a cain and the father didn't have much significance so...? then there's
his son (h.w.) and the businessman who tells him to retire a wealthy man
and take care of his son, this man's name is h.m. tilford. of course there's
also the protagonist - daniel plainview whose motive are never in plainview
and is hardly ever easy to get a true hold of.
it does remind me a
bit of citizen kane and i've heard this comparison made on the radio advertisements.
it's not like citizen kane in terms of quality or putting a filmmaker on
the map or anything like that. rather it's a portrait of a great man who
is a tragic figure, at least that's the thought. it's really about a man
whose kingdom is great and could be a tragic figure if we gave a damn.
ebert puts it best: ""There Will Be Blood" is no "Kane" however. Plainview
lacks a "Rosebud." He regrets nothing, misses nothing, pities nothing,
and when he falls down a mine shaft and cruelly breaks his leg, he hauls
himself back up to the top and starts again." the film never gives us the
young kane, it never gives us michael corleone before he is forced to take
over the family business. those are the things that make a character like
this so tragic and touching. those glimpses of innocence (and thus innocence
lost) are what give films like citizen kane and the godfather the labels
"breathtaking," "epic," and "masterpiece" that the so-called experts have
sloppily lumped onto this film. an epic without those glimpses and that
contrast of character, that change in time, is like a p.t. anderson film
without heart. oh, wait, that's exactly what this is. color me depressed.
C.
Knocked
Up - even better this time around. one of the year's best. A-.
grading scale:
A+ | 4.3 |
A | 4.0 |
A- | 3.7 |
B+ | 3.3 |
B | 3.0 |
B- | 2.7 |
C+ | 2.3 |
C | 2.0 |
C- | 1.7 |
D+ | 1.3 |
D | 1.0 |
D- | 0.7 |
F+ | 0.3 |
F | 0.0 |
F- | -0.3 |