12/27/12
30
Days Season Three - this season tackles:
spurlock working in
a coalmine. pretty tough gig. avg. guy gets 65k/year which is nice, but
you're digging most of the time and it doesn't look like fun. 10+ years
and you are likely to get black lung. wish we could stop depending on this
stuff, but we still use it for about half our electricity. even one of
the coalminers said we needed to get away from coal. my understanding is
that mining doesn't even create very many jobs anymore, either. lose-lose.
living in a wheelchair.
ex-nfl DB lives in a wheelchair for 30 days. this one is obvious and i
think most people have thought about it. as someone who builds stuff, i
think about clearances and ramps and blocking for handlebars, etc. i'm
not building my own place with curbless showers and whatnot, but i certainly
have thought about the everyday pain that goes into being a para/quadrapeligic
animal rights. meat
eater stays with PETA nuts. he ends up finding out about some of the bad
treatment from factory farmers. the thing is, that i don't know a single
meat eater who thinks "yeah, fuck those cows, they should be raped and
tortured before turned into steak." unfortunately we have corporate farmers
who don't give a shit and give the entire carnivore nation a bad name.
oh, and spay/neuter your pets!
same sex parenting.
dumb woman stays with gay couple who adopted. they go at it from the perspective
that there are a lot of gays who want to adopt and a lot of kids who need
adopting. even that strategy didn't work. she was very stubborn (and mormon)
and didn't budge on anything. neither did they.
guns. woman who thinks
guns only do bad things stays with a guy who loves guns. this aired after
the VA tech shooting and i watched it shortly after the CT shooting. in
six months you could watch it and it would still be topical because we're
going to continue to have these shootings. unfortunately i think that her
POV was too indicative of liberals on the issue - many think that guns
are never good, guns are owned by right wing wackos, etc. the truth is
that guns on the range are fine, guns for hunting (especially for rural
people who supplement their income with deer meat) are not bad, guns for
home protection are fine so long as properly secured. the problem is all
the other guns. until we get liberals to understand that and conservatives
to understand that we don't want to rid the country of all weapons, we're
not going anywhere.
spurlock living on
an indian reservation. he gets all spiritual and stuff and loves the navajo
grandma who shows him how to make navajo fry bread (i'd love her too because
that stuff is awesome). B+.
12/25/12
Parenthood
- first saw this in the theater and i was about 11 years old. obviously
a different experience watching it that time than watching it now, with
a daughter on the way.
it's like "what to
expect when you're expecting" in that it gives you a variety of different
possible ways that parenting can turn out. in the end, it's affirming of
the whole process, despite the turmoil of it all. B+.
Revolutionary
Road - second time around it was just as good. it's an example
of all the things i don't want to become. an everyday schlub. spiteful.
angry. bitter. what this couple does to each other and the conclusion it
reaches is about as frightening as anything you'll see in a horror film.
B+.
Sting
- haven't seen this classic con-man movie in ages. holds up well with a
good cast and a good plot. B+.
After
Porn Ends - documentary about porn stars after they get out of
the business. some of them get back into the business for money. others
retire. others pick up new lines of work. others work to fight against
the business. generally speaking, porn doesn't attract the most mentally
and emotionally stable women. the men seem much better off. in fact, of
all the documentaries i've seen on the topic, i can't recall one man who
seemed far outside the norm while in the business or afterwards.
basically, for many
of the women it's best paying of the easy choices in life. there aren't
many women who grow up wanting to do it and work hard toward the goal (sasha
grey being the exception). instead, it's just a higher paying form of stripping
or hooking. it's for good looking women who don't want to work at denny's
or try to get a real job. mix in some past abuse, low self-esteem, etc.
and you have a porn star. B-.
30
Days Season Two - topics tackled this time: immigration (minuteman
lives with family of illegals in LA), job outsourcing (guy lives in india
to see the people who replaced him), atheist lives with a christian family,
guy tries new age treatment for stress, pro-choice woman lives at pro-life
shelter for women, morgan goes to jail. there were some big topics this
season and it's interesting as usual. the immigration one was interesting
because the minuteman eventually realized that the mexican family was coming
from abject poverty, but i don't think that the family ever came to understand
that we can't just open the border for everyone in the world because they
are living a very difficult life.
the computer programmer
in the outsourcing episode came to the realization that his salary was
better off paying for 10 indians than one american. that was unexpected.
the atheist didn't
change any minds, but was respectful and i think the christians didn't
think of her as the devil afterwards. i guess that's some progress.
morgan spurlock going
to jail was interesting. there were two jails - one where they had no structure,
and just wasted time. that was a pathetic display and unfortunately it's
a too common occurrence. the other jail had structure and it seemed like
there was some effort at rehabilitation. in the end, the friends he made
who got out of prison were back within a couple months. B+.
12/22/12
30
Days Season One
-
good tv series from morgan spurlock. the concept is basically the same
as the one in super size me - do something for 30 days and see how it affects
you. in this season he lives off minimum wage (or thereabouts) for 30 days
and has other people try: anti-aging regimen, living like a muslim, living
like a gay person, live off the grid, binge drinking like a college student.
in most cases he has someone far outside of the subculture trying the thing
out, so he has an anti-gay christian living in the castro district with
a gay roommate, etc.
some episodes are better
than others, but they all get to a common end point where people basically
find greater understanding of something that they had judged prematurely.
it's the old saying about walking a mile in another man's shoes. some of
the methods or specifics in the show are suspect. for example, when morgan
and his fiancé live on minimum wage they put down a deposit on a
new place, get new furniture, etc. it's as if they hadn't existed before.
they also don't have any friends/family around which is probably atypical
of most minimum wage earners. that said, it does get to the realities of
moving on a meager wage, and it does force you to think about what it's
like for some people living that life.
in most cases, i can't
say that it was all that eye-opening for me. i go through most of my life
trying to think about what it must be like for the people i judge or the
people who may judge me. we can't assume we know what it's like to be on
welfare or to be muslim or to be a hippie living off the grid. some of
these things are bad or odd choices, but you can only judge so much without
interviewing every individual from every different walk of life. hopefully
more people watch the show in syndication or on netflix in order to truly
appreciate this fact. B+.
This
Is 40 - apatow has good ideas and a good sense of humor. he also
is good at working in moments of emotional truth without coming off as
sappy or false. that said, he's too successful for his own good at this
point. you get to a point in hollywood where you are successful and it
buys you autonomy. that's generally nice for the artist, but with some
it leads to overly long, didactic, or rambling films. here we have something
that could have been better served with the apatow touch, but without his
fingerprints all over it. in other words, he's a better producer right
now than he is a filmmaker. of course, so long as the money keeps coming
in, no one is going to tell him that. what he did with freak and geeks
and developing so many young talents is where his mark will truly be left.
lena dunham aside, he's helped some really talented and funny people be
discovered (the freaks and geeks crowd) and allowed others to show the
talent they always had (kristen wiig), but hadn't really fully exhibited
before. he's got a good sensibility, but he shouldn't be charge anymore.
B-.
Jack
Reacher - one of the best movies of the year. i hope they make
a series out of it. good action, some suspense, "and a little sex in it."
other than the poor writing for, and acting from, rosamund pike, the film
was real solid all around. lately it seems that the hero is on the outskirts
of the law - batman, taken, etc. bad ass guys doing the right thing, but
usually breaking the law in the process. reacher is more in the mold of
the goody two shoes hero. i like both types, but it doesn't feel like we've
had the relatively pure heroes as much lately. B+.
12/21/12
King
Of The Hill Season Seven - hank keeps getting better. the scary
thing is i sympathize with him more and more. i like his parenting of bobby
for example: "this is a carburetor - take it apart, put it back together
again and repeat until you're normal." B.
12/18/12
Chasing
Ice - global warming documentary that follows the extreme ice survey
as they go throughout the northern hemisphere planting cameras to take
time lapse photos of glaciers receding. as far as convincing people that
global warming is real...this one probably isn't going to convince the
skeptics. it's a nice idea to have visual evidence of what we know is happening,
but the people who are still skeptical have reasons beyond what is addressed
here for doubting the science. some actual arguments i've heard: the ice
is receding in the north arctic, but expanding in the south arctic. the
globe is warming, but it's because of the sun - not because of us. the
whole thing is a conspiracy by the people in charge to take control of
us.
it's definitely interesting
to see what james balog is willing to go through for this cause. the multiple
knee surgeries, the time away from his family, the failed equipment, etc.
it's cool to see the photography they are able to capture in these remote
areas. it's sad to see how much that part of the world is changing. B-.
12/17/12
Dexter
Season Seven - you gotta feel for deb. she's so torn in this season
after last season's finale, wherein she sees dexter about to murder someone.
she's dealing with a tremendous amount of crap. she's the heart of the
show, probably always has been, but certainly is at this point with other
characters being pushed more toward the background. dexter continues his
slow march away from "the code" and away from the audience's ability to
rationalize his "habit." his new female interest is probably the most like
him to date, and that may very well be his downfall. their relationship
reminds me of the one depicted in the book "the getaway." it's a relationship
between people that can never trust anyone else and is thus damned as soon
as they stop running from others. B-.
12/15/12
There's
Something About Mary - total classic that holds up to multiple
viewings. so many classic moments and scenes throughout the film. 6 minute
abs, the hair gel, the zipper, the two scenes with the dog, the pearly
white teeth, the damn nepalese coins, brett fav-ra, etc. just classic.
A+.
12/14/12
Sister
Wives Season Four - continues to get overproduced. they do some
shady editing, they have more filler stuff, and there's less philosophical
content than there was before. pretty disappointing that this is what tlc
decided to do with this series. tlc is basically just another joke network
chasing the dollar and ruining everything along the way. a perfect example
of how the profit motive can corrupt art and learning and other things
we don't normally put a price tag on. B-.
12/11/12
King
Of The Hill Season Six - continues to be a good series.
lately i've been liking
dale's character. he's a political conspiracy type and i run across people
like him online who think that everything is some sort of conspiracy between
the bankers and the government. pretty wacky stuff. B.
12/10/12
Sister
Wives Season Three - getting to be a more mainstream show at this
point. they are doing more staged stuff which is clearly for the show.
trips to the gym or a flower shop (actually, that happens in season 4),
etc. as filler or something to give the season/series some long term and
short term interest points. i don't really mind it, though. mostly, i watch
the series to see how the family interacts and to hear them talk about
the lifestyle and each other. they continue to be remarkably open about
their own frailties and jealousies. i don't agree with them, but i admire
their maturity, honesty and communication.
most of them seem to
approach subjects with the feelings of others in mind more than their own.
it recalls the wooden quote: "Consider the rights of others before your
own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights." they
also talk openly and unabashedly about values and morals. it's interesting
to contrast how much they talk about those things with how much i talk
about those things with others or how much other reality tv stars talk
about those concepts. i have a feeling sometimes that we're too libertarian
to talk about morals and values because we're afraid of offending someone
or seeming immoral by comparison or too preachy. it's too bad, really,
that we don't talk about these things more often; and that's coming from
me who (i think) talks about it more than most of my peers. B.
12/06/12
Sister
Wives Season Two - things heat up for the family and the production
gets a little more dramatic. musical cues and edits do more to accentuate,
or produce, drama. it's still plenty better than the average reality show
fare, though. the family now has 4 wives and is "out" so they are now the
subject of a bigamy investigation in utah. they decide to move to las vegas
and do so with little notice to most of the kids, which causes some friction.
it's interesting to see them all grapple with everything that is happening
- a big move, four houses instead of the one that the series began with,
a criminal investigation, etc.
for them, it seems
like this way of life works pretty well and i find myself wishing for them
that people would just let them live. why does society investigate this
guy for openly loving and providing for four women, yet there are guys
all over the country with 8 kids from 6 different women who aren't breaking
any laws? it just makes no sense. they also don't seem like the type of
people for whom the struggle against tyranny is the thing keeping it all
together. with some relationships, once you eliminate the opposition the
whole thing falls apart; i don't think that's the case here. B+.
12/04/12
Sister
Wives Season One - started watching this on a lark and it stuck.
the first season doesn't dramatize it at all, which is refreshing for this
kind of reality tv. it merely presents the family of polygamists as they
are. if you know a mormon then you basically know these people, which is
kinda messed up to say, but also kinda true. they are well-intentioned,
fun, cheesy, conservative socially, wholesome, and basically good people.
personally, i don't know that i could have more than one wife, or share
a wife with others, but if that works for you then so be it. the fact that
we chastise them for sleeping around in the most honorable way possible
is pretty pathetic.
B+.
12/03/12
Benji
- story about an up and coming high school basketball player who was shot
in the streets of chicago. this is an all too familiar story of a great
talent that doesn't see its potential fulfilled. with athletes like this
it's usually because of drugs or crime. with musicians it's because of
drugs or mental illness. basically, you've seen this story a million times
if you've watched more than a couple documentaries in your life. of course
that doesn't make this story any less tragic. if you believe the mainstream
narrative, benji was caught up in a robbery gone bad. if you believe the
(now reformed) murderer, then benji challenged the kid and was shot twice
in an act of self defense.
the interesting thing
about this one was the community response. thousands of people at the funeral,
jesse jackson comes out of the woodwork once again, and even some positive
reforms like a rule that requires gunshot victims go to the nearest trauma
center instead of the nearest hospital (duh). a death that shouldn't have
happened, but this is the kind of thing that happens when poverty, crime
and drugs take over a community. you take out a few of the best and brightest
of a community, take out many of the young men (through death and prison
sentences), insert drugs, insert crime, insert fear, and you get what we
have in many (mostly black) urban communities today. pretty sad stuff.
B.
There's
No Place Like Home - wacky kansas fan tries to get someone to buy
the original rules of basketball so they can be displayed in the kansas
basketball arena. talks with a lot of former KU players and coaches and
they all say it belongs there. none of them pony up any money, though.
and this is the part of the documentary that makes you understand where
some conservatives are coming from - all these well off former/current
nba players/coaches want the document in kansas, but, in the end, it falls
on the back of one rich KU alum to spend 4.3 million to buy it and donate
it to kansas. would have been nice if larry brown, bill self, and other
rich basketball-loving alumni would have chipped in a few thousand. B-.
11/30/12
Skyfall
- the daniel craig bond is more ornery, old, and rough around the edges
than the others. more true to the book, from what i'm told, but also more
true to likely reality. this installment isn't anything special plot-wise,
but i like the evolution of his character and seeing some of the background.
bardem was pretty good as well. B.
Red
Dawn - the original was cheesy and bad and so is this one. the
little brother character is miscast. the north korean thing is funny since
it was supposed to be the chinese originally but they changed it so the
movie would be more marketable in china. C.
11/29/12
30
Rock Season Six - some say that the series lost its touch after
the first few seasons, but i continue to find it funny. liz lemon is one
of the great female characters in tv and alec baldwin is a perfect foil.
is it kinda the same stuff over and over? sure, but it was funny at first
and continues to be funny now. B+.
11/28/12
Pruitt-Igoe
Myth - pruitt-igoe is the federal housing project developed in
the 1950s for the st. louis poor. i hadn't heard of it before the documentary,
but the story of this one seems similar to the story i've heard of projects
in general. white, male, government types get together to address the issue
of poverty, they come up with a housing plan, it fails. why does it fail?
it's a thorny issue. on the conservative side there would be people who
would say that the government meddled in the price of housing, did a big
project, etc. and it was doomed to failure because the government can't
do these things as efficiently as the free market. some on that side would
also blame the residents for failing to keep up their cheap housing and
have pride in where they live. others would point out that the government
failed to plan for real maintenance work so the buildings fell into a state
of disrepair. then there was government insistence that women not live
with men in order to qualify for the low rent. the documentary has one
interview with a woman whose parents broke up so that her 11 siblings and
mother could get the low rent while the father moved elsewhere to make
money. to me, this is a telling parable or microcosm of the whole project.
1) government fails with a backwards and silly rule (to only allow women
without able-bodied men into the housing) 2) woman and man don't earn much,
have 12 kids. 3) woman and man think that breaking up for cheap rent is
better than staying together and finding another way.
watching the documentary
it made me re-realize that something i've thought about oftentimes before
- there are so many things wrong with the world (or in this case, wrong
with this housing project) and there is so much blame to go around, that
one can make up pretty much any narrative they want and find some supporting
evidence.
on the larger scale,
this project was about the changing look of the city. in the 50s st. louis
was projected to grow to over 1 million people. instead, it reversed course
and the suburbs grew thus gutting the city. the pruitt-igoe projects weren't
well conceived, but once people started moving out of the city, they were
truly doomed. of course, tangled in all of this are issues of class, race
and politics. messy stuff with plenty of sad stories to go around. recommended.
B+.
11/27/12
Ghosts
Of Ole Miss - 30 for 30 that takes a frank, but partisan, look
at the 1962 ole miss team and the desegregation of the school. it's told
from the perspective of a mississippian filmmaker and football fan which
is the partisan part - he's clearly a homer. at the same time, the film
is honest about the unsavory parts of ole miss' past, and even its present.
in a way the film asks us "what will it take for us to get over what mississippi
did?" and "what more do they need to do to get rid of the ghosts of that
dark time?" i have no love for mississippi or much of the deep south which
did so much to hurt the country between the 1860s and 1960s. at the same
time, we're going to need to move on at some point; both the north and
the south.
the ole miss team itself
had a great season in 1962. they went undefeated and beat arkansas in the
sugar bowl. usc, it should be noted, also went undefeated and won in the
rose bowl over #2 wisconsin to gain the #1 ranking in the final poll. interestingly,
ole miss was ranked #1 at the beginning of the season just a couple years
later and ended up losing 5 games that season. in 2012 usc was ranked #1
in the preseason and has also lost 5 games. the documentary doesn't mention
usc at all, but that's because that no good SEC filmmaker doesn't know
a good football team when he sees it. fucking hick. :) B.
11/26/12
Before
Sunrise - actually saw the sequel before i saw this. wish i had
watched them in the right order and closer together.
it's a simple story
of two young people who meet on a train and spend the night together in
vienna before the guy (hawke) has to catch a train. it's an honest story.
honest to the feelings a 20 something person would have in that situation.
honest about the good and bad. the actors and writing portray it all very
well and, for being essentially plotless, the film captured me pretty well.
linklater's thoughtful films are always engaging in this way. neither is
the kind of film i'd watch over and over, but both are worthy of at least
one viewing. they're also the kind of films that change as you change.
had i watched this film 10 years ago i would have had a different view
of their relationship. in 10 years i'll have yet another view of it. in
this one they are hopeful about the idea of a soulmate. in the second one
they seem regretful and beaten by life in some ways. things haven't worked
out as well as they might have if they had been able to meet again and
stay together.
good film. B+.
11/24/12
Lincoln
- the production, acting and words were all good. unfortunately it's an
overly long and heavy handed film. as a west wing person and political
junkie i liked some of the wrangling with the lobbyists and the vote buying
and that kind of thing, but that's not for everyone. daniel day-lewis will
probably win the oscar. what else is new? beyond those things the film
wasn't all that interesting. to me, the most interesting thing about the
film was that it points out just how impure the whole system is. even a
guy like lincoln, who is supposedly one of our most pure presidents, lied
to congress, was implicit in buying votes, etc. to get this piece of legislation
(13th amendment) passed. the 14th amendment passed a couple months later
and the 15th amendment passed about 18 months after that. so, it would
seem (and the film confirms this at one point), that the amendment was
basically inevitable anyway. the counter argument would be that without
the 13th amendment being passed, the 14th and 15th amendments wouldn't
have had a chance, or would have taken much longer. i don't buy that argument.
B-.
11/17/12
She's
Having A Baby - more serious john hughes film about a young couple
growing up. mostly it's about kevin bacon's character coming to grips with
the fact that he's part of a partnership now and can't live the solo life
anymore. becoming okay with living in suburbia, struggling with his job,
etc. has a lot of the usual john hughes suspects. B-.
Happy
- documentary about happiness. what makes us happy? what is happiness?
etc. some of the science was interesting. i was sorta in and out of this
one, though, so i don't remember a lot of it. the film basically makes
the assertion that being with others makes us happy. it's not about things
or riches. i think most people understand that being rich helps with a
lot of stuff, but it isn't the key to happiness. would like to see a better
version of this same film. C+.
Under
The Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story - documentary about the titular
board game. fun little story and similar in some ways to king of kong,
the documentary about donkey kong players. it gives you a history lesson
on the game, some basic strategy, some insight into the subculture, etc.
basically exactly what you would expect. B.
Running
The Sahara - documentary about three guys who decide to run across
the sahara desert. it takes them a little over 100 days with an average
of basically 2 marathons jogging per day. it's a ridiculous thing to do,
but it's somewhat interesting to see them do it. at the end there is a
little coda about some water project that they donated to, but really the
whole thing was just an ego trip from three (apparently) rich guys. they
did it and i never will. good for them. C+.
11/15/12
America
In Primetime - four part series on tv throughout the years. arranged
by themes like men and women in tv, heroes, etc. good balance of older
and newer series. nice enough and it fit in with my watching tv series
lately. B-.
11/14/12
Something
Ventured - documentary about venture capital. the film doesn't
make the distinction, but there's a difference between venture capital
(new firms) and what romney did (which is called private equity). the real
job creators are profiled here. even ayn randian bob valentine admits that
a lot of his success has been because of luck. nice because most people
who have done well in life attribute it almost solely to hard work and
smarts. i don't know what the actual mix is on average, but luck certainly
helps.
the film doesn't really
look at the nuts and bolts of what it takes to be a venture capitalist
or attempt to outline what makes a successful startup or VC firm. rather
it just profiles some of the people who have been involved in the industry
over the years. focused a lot on the silicon valley. B-.
11/12/12
King
Of The Hill Season Five - hank hill and his band of misfits continue
to entertain. not sure when i saw season 4 so i just picked a date. B.
11/11/12
King
Of The Hill Season Four - nothing to say. B.
11/09/12
Future
- weird indie film about a couple who decide to adopt a cat and feel like
the world is over as a result. they reason that getting a cat is like a
15 year commitment and they'll be 50 at that time which means their life
will basically be over. they figure they have a month to live their lives
before the cat adoption happens. in the end i'm not really sure what happens
other than that the couple has problems and the cat is euthanized because
they don't adopt it in time. bizarre and occasionally funny. ultimately
didn't do much for me though. C+.
Flight
- good, solid film. washington turned in a good performance, as did everyone
else, and the writing was good.
didn't really get the
god angle to the film. not sure where they were going with it, but there
were a lot of references to religion and god. i think the crash site was
the church that the stewardess had mentioned prior to takeoff.
perhaps the most notable
part of the film for me, though, was the fact that the audience was so
enabling of the pilot's drug abuse problems. for example, near the end
he falls of the wagon, hard, and needs to get ready for a major appearance
before a committee that is investigating the crash. so, he takes some coke
to get up after his hangover. the crowd essentially cheered this section
of the film. it was played for laughs when his dealer (john goodman) comes
into the hotel to get him up for the testimony, but i saw it as the character's
nadir and they seemed to view it as a triumph of his will. pretty sad.
in the end, it's a good way of presenting the story of drug abuse. he's
able to do heroic things and be charming and funny, but ultimately he's
a drug addict who fails the most important people around him - his ex-wife,
his new girlfriend, his son. i don't know if the people in the theater
didn't see that or didn't care. B+.
Wreck-It
Ralph - a video game version of toy story. nice enough story and
animation. this is the kind of stuff i have to look forward to in a few
years. B-.
11/05/12
Pitch
Perfect - nothing special comedy that is probably similar to glee,
but i don't know because i don't watch that. doesn't have too much singing,
but could have less. no real memorable laughs or down times. C.
10/31/12
9.79*
- another 30 for 30 documentary, this one is on the 1988 olympics wherein
ben johnson got a world record time in the 100m. carl lewis ended up with
a second place finish, but after johnson tested positive lewis got the
gold. it's not a great installment in the great series of sports documentaries.
part of that may be because it's essentially very pessimistic - it seems
as though everyone is under suspicion, at least, and guilty of doping at
worst. pretty depressing that there's nothing pure in the world. B-.
10/30/12
Argo
- better than i had anticipated. gives a little historical background for
us middle east ignorami. pretty well edited and written, dare i say directed,
too. nice use of cross cutting toward the end.
a central theme is
the anonymity that the CIA operates under. it's a no glory position in
a lot of ways. that institution is both the villain (because of their role
in overthrowing the democratically elected leader of iran) and the hero
(because they helped rescue the six hostages that the movie follows).
after the movie ended
affleck gives a little nod to carter and lets him have the last word. someone
in the audience said something about the remaining hostages being saved
"no thanks to you." i found that funny because, while it's true, it doesn't
exactly acknowledge the deal reagan and ollie north did. we live in funny
times. B+.
Chasing
Mavericks - good directors (apted and hanson), but not very good
direction. some bad acting and cheesy moments and some bad writing to go
with that. i know nothing about the subject of the film (some famous surfer
from santa cruz), but that may have actually been a good thing.
knowing about him may
have detracted from the enjoyment because no one is as clean cut as the
kid in the film. a wholesome film overall so i don't have much to complain
about from that perspective. karate kid of surfing i guess. C.
10/08/12
Detropia
- not as good a documentary as i would have liked. it focuses on detroit
and its economic woes and potential rise from the ashes. the filmmakers
follow a few detroit denizens and you get an idea of the culture and what
people on the ground think about things. the video blogger's perspective
was basically worthless. the union president was interesting, as was the
saloon owner. i see detroit as a solvable problem with the right government
intervention and private/public partnerships. of course it's also a canary
in the coalmine or microcosm of what could happen to the country if we
don't watch out. get back to making things, don't let the unions get too
big, don't let industry move capital during times of great success without
repercussions, support local business, keep quality in mind, don't rest
on our laurels, etc. B-.
10/07/12
Jiro
Dreams Of Sushi - documentary about one of the great sushi chefs
in the world. he has an unassuming place in tokyo with only 10 seats. the
rice is as important as the fish and no detail gets missed. sushi is his
life. it's inspirational in that it shows what dedication can do. it's
also sad because there is undoubtedly a cost to his family because of his
singular focus on work. B-.
Master
- can't quite settle on a single review of this film so here are a few
ideas:
dear p.t. anderson,
fuck you.
it's a story about
two guys - one who is insane and the other who is retarded. that's about
as interesting as i can make it sound.
with anderson's last
two films he's made me question whether his previous films were any good
after all. considering how highly i regard magnolia, boogie nights and
punch-drunk love, that's an accomplishment in its own right.
i told my dad i'd rather
watch a dog lick itself for two hours than watch this again. i meant it.
D-.
10/06/12
Business
Of Being Born - documentary that looks at the healthcare industry
and how they handle childbirth. pretty depressing stuff, but it is just
another example of how far big business has gotten our culture away from
life's fundamentals. there are some real nutty hippies that go along with
the home at birth movement and that frankly is a turn off from that whole
idea. but ultimately i think they have good points. i'm also a guy who
generally thinks about getting back to nature and doing things without
technology. in a lot of ways it makes sense to eschew the technological
approach to something that women's bodies are fundamentally designed to
do. B.
10/05/12
Broke
- another great 30 for 30 documentary from espn. this one tackles the high
rate of bankruptcy and financial problems from athletes. it all makes perfect
sense, of course. you reach your most marketable at a young age when you
are least capable of having the discipline to handle that kind of cash.
this is the opposite of the ebb and flow of most careers - start at the
bottom, work your way up until you are most profitable in your 50s when
you are also most equipped to handle that kind of dough. ultimately the
idea of making millions and losing it all by 30 or 40 years old is anathema
to me and unacceptable, however i can certainly see how such a thing can
happen. great stuff, lots of food for thought. B+.
10/03/12
Blue
Velvet - promised john and my dad that i'd revisit it. i watched
it once when i was 16 - it was the only film my dad explicitly said had
an age limit. i watched day of the dead when i was like 7 years old so
not being able to watch blue velvet until i was 16 was kind of a big deal
in my mind. funny how a kid's mind works. anyway, i thought the film was
crap back then. and for the first 30 minutes or so i thought it was crap
again. eventually it sorta grew on me and i accepted it as somewhat interesting.
overall i'd much rather watch a real douglas sirk film instead of a douglas
sirk film on acid, but that's just me. B-.
09/30/12
Client
9: The Rise And Fall Of Eliot Spitzer - frank documentary about
the rise and fall of elliott spitzer. for those who believe in the banking
cartel conspiracies, this one isn't going to exactly shake you of that
belief. spitzer was a real attack dog against wall street abuse and he
had a good run. unfortunately he couldn't keep
his personal life together
so he strayed from his marriage and the witch hunt began.
another documentary
that shows the folly of humankind. we're a frail and weak species when
it comes to certain things. B.
09/29/12
Looper
- my dad said it was a cross between carrie and the terminator. it also
has shades of film noir and blade runner.
the makeup crew did
a really good job on joseph gordon-levitt. it's a bit on the long side.
would have liked about 20 minutes worth of tightening and cutting. don't
think the logic of the time travel and the conclusion made much sense,
but they kinda get around that by saying it's complicated and leaving it
at that. don't get hung up on that. it's ultimately about the circle of
violence that humans seem incapable of escaping. B.
Freaks
And Geeks Season One - a really good one and done series. it takes
a few shows to find its feet which isn't unusual, but the writing is consistently
good and on point. never did like the final episode much. not sure if they
knew whether or not they would get picked up for more seasons. perhaps
if they knew it would be over they would have wrapped things up more. i
liked the merging of the two groups with the james franco character playing
d&d in the end. of course the unoriginal music they chose is great.
also liked the many movie references of the time. didn't like the original
music much, though. a bit cheesy and sitcom-ish for my taste.
casting was great and
the actors nailed it in pretty much every instance. lots of success came
to them afterwards, too. B+.
09/28/12
Darkman
II: Return Of Durant - pretty awful sequel to a good film. whereas
the first one had the right tone and mix of funny/serious. this one was
just a b picture from the word go. really nothing about this one that's
worth mentioning. D-.
09/27/12
End
Of Watch - david ayer is pretty consistently and interesting writer
to watch. lots of cop-centric stuff and usually takes place in LA. nothing
he's done has been amazing, but it's generally safe to pencil in a b or
b+ for one of his films. this one is no exception.
the two protagonists
(gyllenhaal and pena) have great chemistry and are very well-written. by
now it's safe to say that ayer knows how to write for cops. brash, basically
good, sometimes over the top and macho. a film like this is one of the
reasons i keep coming to films - to see a day in the life of someone i
don't already know. i have a theory that a person will be a liberal if
they watch enough movies. not because of some hollywood bias and indoctrination,
but because, by experiencing the lives of others and walking in their shoes
for a couple hours, you gain some degree of sympathy for what it is to
live the life of a cop, soldier, poor person, black person, rich person,
politician, etc. a good film shows you that it's never as simple a job
or position to be in as you might think. B+.
09/25/12
Somewhere
Between - so-so documentary about adoption of chinese babies. they
aren't chinese, they aren't american - they're somewhere between. i've
never really understood the depth of cultural connection that some people
feel. i'm serbo-croatian on one side and a mutt on the other. i've never
felt a great connection to any of my jewish, serbo-croatian, or other hertitages.
that kind of thing is too tribal for me. one part of the film did resonate,
though. one girl goes back to the area which she thinks she came from.
she is posting fliers hoping that she can find her biological parents.
amazingly enough she does and her father's reaction to being around her
is very sad. you can tell in his eyes that he was very sad that he had
to let her go (actually it was the mom who gave her up for adoption because
they couldn't afford another baby). sad stuff. C+.
09/24/12
Arbitrage
- very fine film about family, greed, business, etc. my dad brought up
a great bible quote "what does it profit a man to gain the world but lose
his soul?" very applicable. fine performances all around, nicely written
and directed. a definite recommendation. B+.
09/20/12
Girl
Model - documentary that follows a russian 13 year old girl who
is becoming a model as well as a 30 something talent scout/ex-model who
is responsible for finding the girl. the girl is exactly what you'd expect.
country girl with little knowledge about the modeling world or the world
in general. she's thrown into this world because the modeling agency thinks
she may get some jobs. her family is over-promised and she is under-tutored.
instead she's just shuffled around from audition to audition to see if
she has the right look.
in the end all this
is basically good for everyone except for the talent. the agencies get
their cut, the scout gets her per diem and her cut, the bookers get plenty
of new talent coming in and get their pick of the litter. one more poor
girl taken advantage of. one more family disappointed and swindled by the
big city a-hole who sold them a bill of goods.
based upon what the
documentary shows the scout comes off as pretty bad indeed. the more i
think of it the more i think that the female scout is not only a pedophile,
but satan himself. what a worthless cunt. at some point in life you need
to ask yourself what role you play in society. what if everyone did what
you do? and you need to remember the words of cool hand luke "calling it
your job don't make it right." B-.
09/18/12
Parks
And Recreation Season Four - this season has leslie knope running
for mayor. the cast continues to be really solid. at this point i think
that parks and rec is probably better than the office is now that steve
carrell is gone. B+.
09/17/12
Friday
Night Lights Season Five - another somewhat inconsistent season.
still getting settled into the new characters and deciding how i feel about
them. to me, watching these tv shows has become so much (perhaps too much)
about the ending. unlike a film which i see as a story about usually just
one series of events or a single time in a person's life, a tv series has
the ability to encompass an entire life, or at least a significant chunk
of it.
the ending of the series
makes sense (begins and ends with the coach's career in dillon texas).
it's also a little bit too tidy. i can't say i disliked it. it's nice that
things end well for everyone (except for luke, maybe), but it also leaves
a little less impact as a result. there's not much bittersweet - just sweet.
overall a very good series that's well-acted and written (some gaps aside).
wish it had received more popular attention. B+.
09/14/12
King
Of The Hill Season Three - good show that passes the time. bobby
is a classic. dale reminds me of a lot of conservatives i debate from time
to time. sky is always falling, someone is always looking over your shoulder...general
doom and gloom paranoia.
lots of texas tv watching
between this and friday night lights. B.
09/13/12
Samsara
- from the cinematographer of the qatsi trilogy and the director of baraka
comes more of the same; and that's a good thing. it felt like it had more
social commentary than baraka. other than one performance artist scene
which had me scratching my head, it was a mostly peaceful film with excellent
visuals and plenty to think about. how we fit into the world, the cylce
of life, and other big issues. not for everyone, but i like these films
from time to time. B+.
Friday
Night Lights Season Four - a lot of the characters that we've grown
to know over the last three seasons are now graduated so season 4 is somewhat
of a reboot. a new school, new team, new characters. coach and his wife
remain the same, but the environment has changed. these final two seasons
give a different perspective on the impact of football on the community.
the athletes are mostly lower class kids, a few of them have criminal records,
etc. while these characters never "took" as much with me as the original
cast did, they did have some moments. this season did have some of the
toughest moments of the series. saracen's father dying and tim going to
jail were among them. it also featured some of coach's toughest challenges
in dealing with the day to day operations of getting a field ready, sporting
a full team, etc.
overall a somewhat
inconsistent season, but still a good one. B+.
09/12/12
Friday
Night Lights Season Three - best season so far and i hope the series
continues to improve. of course the acting continues to impress and the
writing continues to show the depth of the characters. they're really coming
to life with their complexities and the volume of experiences we've been
privy to. one complaint is that they sometimes drop storylines without
incident - for example the kid who was staying with buddy. he was on the
football team, living with buddy and then he's just gone without mention.
other than these sorts of storytelling issues, the series continues to
keep me interested and engaged.
a small town football
team is actually ripe for a tv show. there's drama of the game, the drama
of the different personalities, the playing time issues, the micro issues
of coaching or of learning the game, the town pressures, along with the
usual life stuff like being a teenager or parenting one. it's basically
an endless well to draw from in terms of characters and stories. B+.
09/08/12
Friday
Night Lights Season Two - the series continues to improve. all
the actors (except for minka kelly) have settled into their roles well
and act their socks off. taylor kitsch, zach gilford, and kyle chandler
are all standouts for the men. but the females also have great performances
and are well-written. connie britton is excellent. aimee teegarden and
adrianne palicki are also very good in less difficult roles. some of the
twists and turns of the plot and characters are larger than life, but that's
what the series is. living a big life in a small town and everything seems
like the end of the world.
it's great to get the
perspective of the small town athlete and get into the head of stereotypical
characters like riggins (the dump jock) or lyla (the head cheerleader).
to be able to view people beyond stereotypes is an invaluable skill in
life and the show helps develop that over the course of many episodes.
series like this are more lifelike than feature films because we get to
see the ebb and flow in a more realistic timeline. the slutty girl at school
gets to have a few episodes worth of screen time where she is doing well,
getting ready for college, etc. and then she falls off the wagon. the same
goes for the star running back who does well through most of the series,
but has occasional setbacks which normally define these sorts of people
in the public's mind. B+.
09/07/12
Branded
- there are about a billion ways to make a film and we see very few of
those any given year. for better or worse there is a certain style, rhythm,
and language of film that the average audience expects. this is one of
those films that is familiar (it's not a film wholly outside of the normal
like decasia or koyaanisqatsi), but also decidedly different. and, to cut
to the chase, not very good either. there's a decent idea for a sociological
allegory in this film somewhere just dying to get out. unfortunately it
never does. the allegory isn't fully formed or thought out; or maybe i
just didn't get it. i get that it's anti-branding and anti-corporate hegemony,
but it never spells out how this story is commenting on those things specifically.
and what does the ending (wherein all advertising is banned) say about
the filmmakers? not that we become enlightened as in the matrix, rather
that the government now much replace the corporations in deciding what
is best for us. really? only in russia... D.
09/02/12
Breaking
Bad Season 5 Part 1 - spoilers ahead.
the season starts off
with walt turning 52 and he looks to be on the run, presumably trying to
get away from the authorities or a rival cartel...we won't really know
until the second half of the season, evidently.
the first few episodes
took a little while to get rolling. or maybe it took a while for me to
get back into the swing of the show. but by the end of the season i was
wanting more just like always. just like always bad shit happens and walt
needs to solve the problems he's created for himself, jesse and whomever
else is sucked into his black hole of a life. it's truly a cautionary tale.
seeing skyler on the edge of a nervous breakdown, jesse being pushed to
the edge again, and the children out of the house...it starts what will
likely be a season long collapse from walt who gradually gave into ego,
greed, and self-pity. the series could just be called "breaking." B+.
08/30/12
Compliance
- another film that shows that truth is stranger than fiction. this one
covers the strip
search prank call scam and one of those instances in particular. it's
a pretty unbelievable story, but there are a lot of dumb and compliant
people in the world so i guess this kind of thing was just a matter of
time.
it's reminiscent of
the milgram experiment, only it's even more real than that. it shows just
how far people are willing to go when they feel someone else will take
the fall. most of us are meant to be sheep. pretty important to remember
that when going through life, so at the very least this film reminds us
of that. B.
08/29/12
Play
Misty For Me - too much jazz music, but other than that it's a
pretty good first effort from eastwood. it's a fatal attraction type film
and while it didn't leave me as unsettled as that fatal attraction did,
it did have a lot of visual interest. B-.
08/28/12
Killer
Joe - pretty damn weird film. felt like fargo as done by david
lynch. other than emile hirsch the film was well-acted. matthew mcconaughy
was as good as he's ever been.
in the final analysis
i'm just unsure what i'm supposed to get out of this experience. it's a
weird and unsettling film, but those aren't emotions i look for in my film
going experience. maybe that's why i don't like lynch. i like going to
a film to laugh, to cry, to see a new point of view, to be scared, to learn
something...but i never go to a film to be weirded out. if you like being
weirded out then watch this. C.
Friday
Night Lights Season One - first couple episodes were directed by
peter berg who did the film version and produces the series. they're stuck
in the same style as the film visually and musically. i have less problem
with the visual style because it works, but the post rock music that is
supposed to make you feel like every moment is of the greatest importance,
can be a little grating when you pay attention to it. i thought the film
was pretty good, but didn't really think i wanted to see an entire series
worth of the same stuff. after a couple episodes, though, it grabs you
pretty good.
coach taylor and the
team have to deal with all the pressure of being the only good thing in
a crappy little fictional texas town. they get the threats when they don't
win right away and the benefits (hot chicks and superstar status) when
they do win. a good start. B.
08/27/12
2016:
Obama's America - figured i should give this hit piece a shot since
i watched most of the anti-bush documentaries several years ago. as far
as this kind of documentary goes, it's more "bush family fortunes" than
fahrenheit 9/11. the production values are poor, the arguments are weak
and it's just not an effective film. it's pretty shocking to find out that
the filmmaker is a serious conservative thinker as much of the film is
pretty fluffy in my estimation. he does have a couple decent points and
an interesting theory that obama's anti-colonial view is what drives him
more than anything. i don't entirely buy it, but i can see the logic there.
as far as the facts
go, it plays fast and loose with them, but that's not entirely unusual
with these partisan hit jobs. just google 2016 obama movie fact check for
more on that.
not well produced,
no great revelations, no radically new way of thinking, no serious thinking...this
isn't going to change any minds or be remembered 20 years from now. D.
Premium
Rush - other than the fact that fixed gear bikes are stupid, this
was a pretty good little film. i expected a bit more depth from michael
shannon and joseph gordon-levitt, but it was a good enough as just a fun
little star vehicle. B-.
08/24/12
Step
Up Revolution - there's a good film in here somewhere just waiting
to get out. unfortunately it's tough to see this fact because the acting
is piss poor and the writing is more cheesy than wisconsin (see how painful
cheesy writing is?). it's about a crew of dancers who want to win a popularity
contest so they stage all these flashmobs and dance for attention. as far
as worthless 20-something activities go it's relatively harmless.
then, though, they
find a purpose when their community is threatened by a wealthy developer
(peter gallagher) who wants to raze the neighborhood and build luxury condos.
after this they use their dance antics to raise awareness and, ultimately,
stop the developer's plan. on the whole, it's a pretty wholesome film -
they are a bunch of hip-hop style dancers who annoy somewhat with the flashmobs,
but they don't do fundamental harm to the community, they don't tag buildings,
they don't do drugs, they don't even seem to engage in premarital sex.
in this way it's a pretty interesting film. it's a wholesome revolution
that is occurring, it has elements of class and art, etc. there really
is a potential in a film like this if only the right people were in place
to do it properly. C.
08/22/12
King
Of The Hill Season Two - poor hank hill. good series. B.
08/20/12
Imposter
- documentary about a texas family that loses their son; he just disappears
and isn't heard from for a few years. then, in spain, there is a boy who
claims to be the son. he claims he was abducted, abused, tortured, etc.
and brought to spain. he's returned to his family and they accept him as
their own. turns out, though, that this guy is just an imposter. he's done
this before with other families and other lost children. bizarre to say
the least. sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
it says a lot about
the psychology of the family that they took this kid in. i think they wanted
so badly to believe that he was who he said he was that they believed it.
and what does it say about this guy that he does this serially? giving
people hope and then crushing it. what the hell is his problem? B.
08/19/12
Community
Season Two - still a smart and fairly funny sitcom with good writing
and a nice ensemble. lots of geeky references keep you on your toes. should
be interesting to see how it will change without the creator running the
show in the fourth season. B.
08/18/12
Get
The Gringo - saw mel gibson give an interview to someone on the
cable provider that was offering this film as an on demand option. honestly
it looked like he was on something and had completely lost his touch and
was grasping at straws to justify a direct to tv film production and ignore
his fall from grace. got a copy of the film and figured i had to see this
train wreck of a film from a guy on the edge of charlie sheen territory.
unfortunately it was a pretty standard film by most accounts. nothing great,
but certainly not the train wreck i had expected. the production values
are good, the story is nice enough and gibson still has the chops that
have defined him as an actor since lethal weapon and the mad max films.
it's a film about a
white guy (gibson) who is stuck in a mexican prison. the prison is
basically a small town with money, commerce, an open square, etc. evidently
this is pretty true to reality, at least according to gibson and the only
mexican i asked about it. pretty interesting from that perspective at the
very least. C+.
08/17/12
Life
During Wartime - basically a sequel to solondz's happiness, but
with only one cast member returning. i'm writing this review a couple weeks
after watching the film, but honestly it didn't leave much of an impression
while i was watching it either. ciarin hinds plays the dylan baker character
(the father who molests his son's friend) in this part of the story. in
the first film that was the most reprehensible of all. in this one, hinds
gives him some more depth and that was probably the highlight of the film.
like most aging filmmakers,
solondz is losing his touch and i knew that going into the film. however,
this film didn't have the humor that his best work has. it seemed to try
be solondz (weird and uncomfortable), but without the humor. i guess he's
trying to be more mature or deep. didn't work for me. C.
08/13/12
King
Of The Hill Season One - my sister told me i was like hank hill
(at least in the later seasons) so i figured i should start watching the
show. usually tv show dads are either completely inept (homer simpson,
peter griffin, al bundy) or strong centers of the family (tony soprano,
archie bunker, etc.). hank hill is somewhat of a hybrid. he's put out by
the things the people around him do, like an al bundy, but he's also usually
the problem solver and he's definitely the alpha of the group (tony soprano).
al bundy's life is one where everything around him is failing and falling
apart and he is powerless. tony sopranos life is one where things are happening
and he feels the pressure, but he's always solving the problems of his
and others' making.
peggy hill is a stronger
character than you might expect from a show about a texas family. she suffers
through hank's fits like a champ and keeps the family balanced. the show
itself is balanced as a result.
bobby hill is the sole
son of the family and he's decidedly unlike his father. he's nerdy and
out of it, even somewhat effeminate at times. he's also consistently very
funny. voiced by pamela adlon of louis c.k.'s show. i've got another 250+
episodes to go if i want to finish out the series. we'll see about that.
B.
08/10/12
Campaign
- reminded me of the adam mckay movie "the other guys." comedy about a
serious issue with underlying social commentary. these are the kinds of
films that will stand the test of time. frankly i'm unsure why there aren't
more comedies that choose to have some meaningful commentary on the state
of society or human nature. instead they tend to just be silly. sometimes
they are good for a laugh, but don't say anything about society or what
it means to be human. i would like to see more ambitious comedies. B+.
08/08/12
Queen
Of Versailles - really good documentary about a rich family that
seeks to build the largest private residence in the u.s. well, they sought
to build a house that took care of all their wants and it turned out to
be the largest. it's a pretty stereotypical setup - blond woman with huge
tits married to a much older entrepreneur who is filthy rich. they have
8 kids and several house staff, a private jet, etc. all your typical crap
that people with a lot of money have. then the financial meltdown happens
and their credit dries up. the house is in the middle of construction.
they never really put any money aside so they have to adjust, just like
the rest of the
country.
there is more than
meets the eye, though. the blond wife isn't as dumb as the stereotype would
want you to believe. the entrepreneur (a republican, of course) isn't as
uncaring and insulated from the crisis as some may think. he's got a huge
ego and money means far too much to him, sure, but he's as pissed at wall
street as the average walmart shopper. so, they start to cut back. kids
go to public schools, wife's shopping habit is satisfied at walmart instead
of gucci, they lay off most of the house staff (as a result pets start
dying and dog shit litters the house), the husband complains about people
leaving the lights on throughout the house, etc. but the wife still
does charity work and tries her hardest to keep the family together. see,
she came from relatively low means so this isn't that unusual to her and
she rolls with the punches. there's a lot of strength from her character.
as much as i expected to hate the bitch, she's not evil. she let the wealth
get out of control and she's too wrapped up in image, but she's a caring
person who wants her family to succeed. so when the family begins to unravel
because of the stress that the patriarch feels, it humanizes the experience.
sure, they're rich people with no forethought and with some skewed priorities,
but just as dark days is about humanizing those who live in the gutter,
this humanizes those who live in the tower. don't get me wrong, i'm not
shedding tears for these people because they have to sell their dream home
and cut back to only two house staff. they had it better than most ever
will and had plenty of opportunity to squirrel away some money for the
rainy days.
that's the big difference
between the rich and the rest of us. their downfall means going from billions
to "broke" like trump. one time he was walking on the streets with his
daughter and he pointed at a homeless guy and told his daughter that that
man was richer than he was because he (trump) was in debt so much. the
arrogance and ignorance of a statement like that can easily turn into a
general disdain for all wealthy people who fall on hard times. this movie
is a reminder (should we even need one?) in this time of "us vs. them"
and "1% vs. 99%" that they are human too.
it's also got lots
of little side stories about the family dynamic - an adopted kid, a somewhat
estranged son, divorces, las vegas being the undoing of two generations
of siegels, etc. and of course it's a good cautionary tale about the power
of ego, money, losing perspective, etc. B+.
08/06/12
Workaholics
Season One - funny comedy central show about three guys who are
recently out of college and currently employed as telemarketers. there's
some off the wall stuff and a good deal of wordplay comedy here. one of
the more memorable ones for me was when one of the three got a minor promotion
so they went to an olive garden to celebrate. he's acting fancy and asks
the "garçon" to come over. he then asks the waiter if he can speak
with the house "Somalian" (instead of sommelier).
it's reminiscent of
a lot of comedies that cover this age group from kicking and screaming
and old school to animal house and super troopers. it's not at that level,
but it provides consistent laughs and the cast is offbeat enough to pull
it all off. B.
07/26/12
Take
This Waltz - sarah polley film about a young married canadian couple
who get along, but aren't the most passionate couple ever. they both work
at home and have basically lost the spark in their relationship. the male
(seth rogen) seems more content than the female (michelle williams) does.
williams gets into a flirtatious relationship with a guy while on a work-related
trip. they share a cab back home and it turns out they're neighbors. it's
a prosaic little story that ultimately left me about as unfulfilled as
michelle williams feels in her relationships. can't recommend it, but i
wouldn't call it awful either. if there's a lesson to be had from the film
it's that unhappy people are unhappy i guess. sometimes you have to make
things work, maybe? i don't know. i give it credit for not giving in on
the ending, i suppose. C+.
07/25/12
Dark
Knight Rises - spoilers.
too bad the last installment
doesn't address the over-politicization of society along with its other
social commentary. this one has been somewhat of a lightning rod with the
shootings in aurora and then dumbass rush limbaugh saying that the character
bane was a leftist plot against romney. that said, there is an element
of the 99% vs. the 1% and there's a banker character named daggett which
made me think of the atlas shrugged (a financial conservative's bible)
character t. daggart, and the bane vs. bain thing too. i'd have to see
it again to fully grasp what the commentary was this time. it honestly
seemed muddled to me. bane seemed to
use the idea of the
99% against itself. he also talked about giving them hope in order to crush
their spirit. i didn't fully grasp what his strategy was, especially since
the ultimate plan was to just nuke them anyway.
batman is forced to
grow yet again. he's a broken man at the beginning because of a 7 year
hiatus. he must build his mind and body again after this fallow period.
the lack of a fear of death is finally seen as a weakness instead of a
strength - thus turning the traditional view on its ear. it is posited
that without the desperation to stay alive, you can't reach your full potential.
this also ties into the ending, though i won't give that away.
the music wasn't quite
as good this time around. i'd say it was about as good as the first installment,
with the second having the best use of music. i still think that nolan
needs to pull the camera out to see more of the fight scenes.
i'm not going to say
that nolan is the best director right now, but i can't think of anyone
making better films right now. p.t. anderson's best is behind him, same
for coen brothers, spielberg, scorsese, fincher, kiarostami... B+.
07/24/12
Dark
Knight - with the arrival of the joker gotham is seemingly even
worse off than it was before. lawlessness is an all time high, etc., but
now they at least have batman. perhaps, though, batman is a crutch. perhaps
he does so much for them that they can't do for themselves, this is addressed
a bit in the final installment.
i love the allegory
of the three films, but this installment in particular. have we become
too decadent a society? are we so stupid and hero-hungry that harvey dent's
legacy must be protected by throwing batman under the bus? in this way
it reminded me of the ending of the watchmen. they decided that ignorance
was bliss and that everyone would be better off not knowing the truth that
the "alien invasion" was manufactured to unite the world. of course rorschach
screwed that plan up in the end. at the end of the dark knight batman must
become the fall guy. he sacrifices his legacy and (it turns out) the next
7 years of his life for the good of
harvey dent's legacy
and gotham is better (though this is debatable) for it as a result.
adding to the 99% stuff...there's
a lot going on not only with bane and his plot, but also with bruce wayne
losing his fortune. he becomes a regular guy, at least by his standards.
it's basically unbelievable that he doesn't have any money anywhere socked
away for something like this. also unbelievable that the lights go out
and he doesn't have any friends (asshole or not) to help him with something
that basic. that's the difference between a "broke" donald trump and a
broke homeless guy - access, connections, and credit. anyway, that added
another layer to the story.
superhero films, sci-fi,
zombie movies, apocalypse films, war films, prison movies...they all have
in common the ability to reflect the best and worst of humanity and this
is what i love about them. they show us at our most desperate or extreme
and illuminate our nature in the process. dawn of the dead comments that
all the zombies go to the mall "because it meant something to them at one
point." it's a pointed commentary on the mindless consumerism of americans...and
that was in 1978. to me, the best ones make this element a central pillar
of the story. the dark knight trilogy definitely does this and is all the
better for it. so much is revealed about human nature and society as a
result of the epic battle that occurs between batman and ra's al ghul,
the joker and bane. A-.
07/23/12
Batman
Begins - i had only watched this once before and meryl hadn't ever
seen it so we decided to revisit it before watching the final installment.
in my mind i had it as a b or b- movie, but my actual review was less kind
- i gave it a c+. some of the points i make i still agree with. nolan,
though a good director, doesn't film fight scenes very well. i said he
didn't film action scenes well and that's what i meant. he ratchets up
tension very well with cross-cutting, but the actual action is sometimes
muddled with too close shots and the fight choreography is lacking.
the character arc of
the three films is seeing bruce wayne face his fears, be the scapegoat
that gotham needs in a critical time, and (dark knight rises spoiler alert)
then finally become what he wants. i enjoy seeing superheroes transform
from ordinary to extraordinary. it was the only thing i liked about the
first spider-man movie and i liked it in this one. even superman has some
awkwardness about being a superhero in the first two superman films. in
a lot of ways these stories are inspirations for what we desire to be in
real life and seeing those struggles to become great is appealing to me.
the other story arc
through the three films is that of gotham. gotham is a nickname for nyc
and was named so after a uk town that was made fun of for its stupidity.
so it follows that the people of gotham are largely fickle and stupid.
in batman begins they are basically lawless and without a hope. batman
enters and saves the day. but then the joker is the new threat so his work
isn't done... A-.
07/22/12
Back
To The Future Part III - gets a little more silly and mary steenburgen,
though innocuous enough, doesn't add to the film much and changes the dynamic
that was established in the first two films. the ending with doc's other
time machine felt almost tacked on and didn't really work for me. he comes
there, says hi
and then leaves. it's
just weird. B+.
07/20/12
Magnolia
- 8:2 comes up probably a hundred times in the film. the introduction of
the film lists several dates that add up to 8 or 2, the ropes next to sidney
before he jumps off the roof, the number on one of the guys in the murder
at the beginning, the number on the plane that picks up the scuba diver,
82% chance of rain, the sign on magnolia blvd towards the end...
it's been 11 years
since i last saw this one. last year i started going over my top 25 again
to see how well some of the films held up. of course i have a memory of
them, but that always differs from reality and as you rewatch a film you
see new things or things that struck you as bold or earth-shattering before
aren't so much anymore. i'd say that 11 years ago this film was probably
a 99/100. the day before i watched it it had diminished somewhat to a 98
or 97. after watching it again i'd say it's probably a 96 or 97. this feels
like a bad thing to me because everytime i had seen it before it made me
cry. this time around i got teary eyed at the end, but no more than that.
still a great film after all these years, but no longer a better film than
boogie nights.
i actually understood
the film better this time around. the stuff about the worm, the role of
the black kid, the kids vs. the parents stuff, the moses/exodus stuff...i
picked up on more and filled in some of the blanks on the internet. in
this way it took some of the mystery out of the story for me. in a way
it was better being caught up in the story and the characters and the shear
force of the film. thinking too much has somewhat of a diminishing effect
on all that. it's like going to church and knowing that the guy on stage
probably collapsed because of low blood sugar and the hot spotlights they
use on stage instead of it being the hand of god.
all that said, i still
love the film. in watching it this time around i saw how avant-garde it
was for a mainstream picture. it's probably the most avant-garde film i'll
ever love, which probably says more about me than the film. it's not a
real experimental film, but the frogs, the fourth wall breaking, the music
video in the middle, the style, the story structure...it's all definitely
unconventional. p.t. anderson deserves the tarantino award for use of music
in film. with this and boogie nights the music moves the film forward so
effortlessly. it takes probably 30 minutes off the runtime of the film.
the entire middle of the film has music playing and it has the effect of
constantly pulling the narrative forward. you feel like something momentous
is happening.
the malora walters/john
c. reilly storyline continues to be my favorite. i love his character and
i love that there love is unreasonable and powerful and unconditional.
their love answers so many of the problems that the film brings up in the
other characters. it's what makes anderson an uplifting director. it's
like the ending of rashoman. hopeful. A+.
07/19/12
Boogie
Nights - just great filmmaking all around. last time i mentally
compared the two, boogie nights was better than magnolia, though the opposite
was true for a long time. it had been about 7 years since i saw BN and
11 since i saw magnolia.
boogie nights establishes
its many characters so easily and quickly that it puts to shame about 95%
of filmmaking in that one element alone. add to that the camera movement
and music and you have an instant classic. anderson is like tarantino in
that he's inspired by a lot of filmmaking before him and wears it on his
sleeve. you can see the altman influence in the sprawling stories he tells.
the cinematography always reminds me of jan de bont's work. in this and
magnolia, though, anderson outdoes pretty much everyone he borrows from.
i used to think that
the film was alternatingly funny and sad. this time around i felt like
it was both at the same time. when dirk diggler breaks down and throws
a fit on a shoot it's funny how he breaks down ("it's my big dick...you're
not the boss of me..."), but seeing him in that state ("what the state
of california? i know where i am, jack.") is also quite sad.
i love the simplicity
of the characters. they have simple desires and thoughts, as do most people,
yet we also are drawn to them. the fact that they are simple doesn't detract
from my enjoyment or sympathy for them. this also ties into another element
that i have enjoyed since first seeing the film - it's oddly positive.
for all the awful things that happen, things end fairly well and the family
never really breaks apart. they have to fight the outside world and they
have their inner demons (for amber it's the drug abuse, for dirk it's his
ego and drugs), but they stay together. it would have been very easy to
have dirk and reed snipe at each other since dirk is the new guy on the
block, but it never happens.
anderson is a hopeful
filmmaker in his three best films - boogie nights, magnolia and punch-drunk
love. a lot of times people compare him to kubrick. if that's the case
anderson is more like paths of glory, which has a shimmer of hope in the
end, than the killing, which ends with the protagonist's imminent arrest.
A+.
07/18/12
Back
To The Future Part II - some say that the second is the best of
the bunch, but i still think #1 is. each one gets a little worse than the
previous. #2 is even more dated than #1 because we're so close to the date
that was in the future and most of that stuff is really wishful thinking
at this point. funny how things never move as fast as the movies seem to
think. although there is a miami baseball team now and it's not completely
crazy to think that the cubs could win the series in 2015. maybe i'll place
a bet...
the doc/marty combo
is every bit as good here as it was in the first one. there was some stilted
acting, though, in the opening scene which had to be reshot to include
elizabeth shue as the new girlfriend. the rest of the film played well
though.
it's a fun ride and
biff is a good villain. he should have made it to the afi list of heroes
and villains. A-.
07/17/12
Moonrise
Kingdom - has the wes anderson feel, but doesn't really approach
his early stuff in terms of interest or quality. basically, i think that
wes anderson is off the must see list at this point. he had one great film
and a couple other good ones, but i'm no longer seeing the point or entertainment
value. if you want a quirky film with the anderson look and feel then every
couple years you can watch whatever he comes up with next. i'd rather just
rewatch rushmore, though. B-.
07/16/12
Back
To The Future - definitely felt dated this time around, but in
a way that only adds to the film. the blu-ray transfer is very good. marty
mcfly is everything you'd want to be at that age and doc brown always seemed
like a really cool friend to have. he lets marty use his amplifier, he
takes him on great adventures...it's just a great pairing. great music.
A.
07/10/12
Magic
Mike - more than anything else, this film made me want to watch
boogie nights again. it's a similar kind of story about a young man growing
up in an adult sex industry. of course, boogie nights is superior in every
possible way. it has a better look, soundtrack, cast, direction, screenplay...the
characters are more deep (and there are more of them) in the first 30 minutes
than in the entire 1hr 45min of this film.
this is the second
straight soderbergh film that i entered without remembering that it was
soderbergh. the guy is a chameleon. the more i thought about this film
the less i liked it. there are so many places where they went wrong. we
hear that the protagonist wants to be a furniture maker, but we never see
him refining his craft. he says to his girl to be that he's not magic mike
in real life, but all we ever see is him partying with girls and stripping.
one time he goes to the bank to get a loan, that's it. in 6 years he's
saved $13k which doesn't seem like that much, especially when you see the
truck he's driving and the house he lives in and the other truck he has
for his auto detailing gig (another thing we never see him do). don't tell
me how good this guy is, show me. then again, i'm not the target audience.
i didn't fall in love with his smile and blue eyes and dancing, so i actually
looked at his character critically. C-.
Savages
- oliver stone lost it several years ago. he still has an eye for good
visuals, but he's basically a shadow of the director he once was. the storytelling,
the characters, the story itself...they're all lacking. the storytelling
is sloppy and lazy. the characters are picked out of a book of stereotypes.
and the story is only interesting in the most basic way - you are curious
to see how things turn out.
all i really got out
of it is that stone thinks pot should be legal so the cartels aren't so
powerful. i guess he doesn't have anything to say anymore. he used to tackle
things like the media, jfk conspiracies, the cost of war, etc. now he's
tackling threesomes and medicinal marijuana. C.
07/09/12
Seeking
A Friend For The End Of The World - so-so steve carrell film about
a guy who tries to find a connection before an asteroid hits the earth.
funny at first, but got less interesting as keira knightley spoke more
and more. C+.
Louie
Season Two -
continues to be a quality show that shocks with its edgy humor and makes
you feel/think as well. B+.
07/07/12
Darkman
- came out the same year as the keaton batman. directed by sam raimi who
shows off some of his evil dead tricks and shots, unlike his direction
in spider-man. this is a better film than most of the comic book movies
we've gotten in the last 20 years because of raimi's direction. it's well-stylized,
sometimes funny and sometimes dark. it really captures the comic feel in
many ways. frances mcdormand isn't quite right as the female lead, but
other than that i don't have any complaints. saw this when it came out
in 1990 and then again today. B+.
07/03/12
Community
Season One - good referential humor. solid cast with no real stars
to speak of. the highlight of season one was the paintball war they had
where they reference a bunch of action films like die hard and predator.
can't go wrong with that. smart comedy. B.
07/01/12
Coal
Miner's Daughter - good rags to riches story based upon the life
of loretta lynn. sissy spacek is good and they make the transformation
very believable from a makeup and costume perspective. she plays both lorettas
very well. nice look to the film. tommy lee jones was good, not great.
this must have been a john hughes favorite. there are a couple actors who
appear in his films later and he uses two songs in this film in planes,
trains and automobiles.
of course the film
also has a good soundtrack. maybe too many performances for my taste, but
that's what you get with these biopics about musicians. B-.
Louie
Season One - if you know louis ck then you know his brand of humor
is cringe-inducing, gross, and honest stuff. his show is basically the
same. it's seinfeldian in its structure, but it really only has one character
(louis) who produces any consistent laughs. it's also a very thoughtful
show. he questions morality and religion and sexuality and growing old
and plenty of other deep, and often taboo, topics. it's a good show if
you can handle his humor. it's also not the kind of show you want to watch
if you're prone to depression. because, let's face it, life can be depressing
and louis embraces that fully. has the potential to be something really
great. B+.
06/28/12
Ted
- pretty much what you would expect from the family guy creator. sex jokes,
immaturity, some good laughs. the only thing that stands out now as being
particularly hilarious was the white trash names rundown that mark wahlberg
goes through when trying to guess ted's girlfriend's name. lots of 80s
references, if that's your thing. B.
06/27/12
Curb
Your Enthusiasm Season Eight - the biggest problem with cye is
that the seasons are so short. it's very derivative of seinfeld, but sometimes
that's half the fun - finding the correlations between the two shows. in
this season david is a bachelor so it's even more like seinfeld who was
of course a bachelor with each new show. david seems to be pushing the
boundaries even more this season with jokes surrounding hitler, a homosexual
10 year old, race relations, parkinson's, etc. funny stuff. B+.
Dirty
Dancing - total chick flick. i'm not sure i've seen this all the
way through before, but i've seen bits and pieces. it has a decent soundtrack
and a pretty standard plot propelled by average characters. the best part
of the movie is the "nobody puts baby in a corner" line. it just doesn't
make any sense. why did he say that? funny stuff. C.
06/25/12
Weight
Of The Nation - good hbo documentary about the obesity epidemic
in the country. looks at it scientifically and biologically as well as
sociologically and politically. from a public health standpoint, obesity
is easily the number one problem in the country. it feeds (no pun intended)
the notion that we are a nation of lazy people. to me, though, it's more
interesting to view america as a nation of contradictions. we're amazingly
obese yet we have this incredible pressure to look thin. do we have one
because of the other? are we obsessed with being thin because it's increasingly
rare? or is it because of a new agey phenomenon called pushing?
the idea there is that the more you push against something the more you
attract it. so, ponder how the war against drugs has gone or the war on
poverty. if you think about the problems too much, you make them worse;
so goes the theory.
anyway, it's a good
film that addresses the issue in a straightforward manner. the frustrating
thing is that it's a pretty simple fix on the face of it. educate people
that they need to work out more and eat less and better. if you have enough
willpower you can avoid the problem altogether. the problem is that people
don't have that much willpower and you really do need it these days in
order to overcome the obstacles toward healthy living. obstacles like:
poorly planned cities which require cars instead of bikes/walking, poor
health education, scientifically manufactured foodstuffs designed to keep
you eating, subsidies of cheap calories, evolution telling us to consume
as much as possible while progress has made calories extremely easy to
acquire, etc. the documentary doesn't get too much into that stuff, unfortunately.
B+.
06/23/12
Nursery
University - documentary about finding a nursery in NYC. suffice
it to say that it's a ridiculous process and it reaffirms many stereotypes
that people have about manhattan-ites in particular. i completely understand
wanting the best for your child at every turn. however, at some point,
you actually do harm to them and society by giving them the best that society
has to offer. "that which does not kill me makes me stronger" holds real
meaning in my mind and some of these parents have forgotten the lesson
of hardship. B.
06/22/12
Sphere
- only so-so sci-fi flick. probably a decent book since crichton was good
around this time, but didn't work very well on film. C.
Portlandia
Season One - very short and very offbeat season. i hope they're
all like this. it's basically a series of skits with fred armisen and carrie
brownstein as the central characters. both are funny and the skits are
perfectly written for their talents. it's very off the wall so it's not
for everyone, but if you like subversive comedy that makes fun of hippies
and hipsters, then this is good one.
portland is its own
character and it's a good choice because it has elements of the seattle
hipsters and the berkeley/san francisco hippies. as the name suggests the
series is about the idea of portland and the unique culture the city has.
fun show so far. B+.
06/21/12
Lost
Season Six - for someone who is as logical and rational as i am,
sometimes to a fault, a show like lost can be challenging. however, it
can also be rewarding. the final episode reminds you of the mystical and
unexplainable in life. jack embodies the hyper-rational more than anyone
else in the show and locke is a good foil for him - constantly embracing
his destiny and role in the island ecosystem. if nothing else, the show's
finale is a reminder that not everything needs an explanation.
all that said, i can't
say it was an entirely satisfying show or ending to the show. ask me in
a month what i thought of the show or why they were on the island or anything
else and i probably won't be able to tell you much. i guess the most interesting
long term thing about the show is the characters. their changes throughout,
their evolving relationships, their frailties and strengths, etc.
in the final analysis
this isn't a great show for me, but i can see how some would think it is.
i just don't have the stamina to keep interested in the plot twists and
cliff hangers. C+.
06/17/12
Experiment
- based on das experiment which was loosely based on the stanford prison
experiment. they took a bunch of college kids and had some be guards and
others be prisoners. pretty quickly the kids started acting out their roles
and did some fairly dehumanizing things. i believe it even led to the apa
stating that no longer should studies be conducted that bring psychological
or physical stress. this version wasn't as good as the german one, but
it gets to the same core concepts - namely that most anyone is capable
of doing bad things if they feel like someone else is in charge. it relates
to what happened in 30s/40s germany as well as abu ghraib and even enron.
we're dumb sheep with little moral backbone.
forest whitaker is
good at playing both sides of his character here - reserved/soft-spoken
and then the sadistic leader who gets the other guards to brutalize the
prisoners. the film is good because it piggybacks on the ideas of the stanford
prison experiment and das experiment before it, not because it does anything
special with those ideas. the execution is fine and maybe it's more watchable
for people who dislike subtitles. other than that, i'd say just stick with
the original. C+.
06/15/12
Something
From Nothing: The Art Of Rap - basically just a documentary with
ice-t hanging out with other rappers talking about rap and hip-hop. there's
some nice material in there for hip-hop heads, but it's mostly a missed
opportunity in my opinion. the interludes were nice and the cast included
most of the big names (jay-z and the beastie boys being the two biggest
omissions that i could think of). B-.
That's
My Boy - "adam sandler" should be my entire review, but if you're
still reading then i guess i should continue. starts off pretty flat and
then it gets into "hangover" territory and succeeds with some good laughs.
there are some cameos here and there from pop culture has beens as well
as a couple guys from his usual entourage. it's not as gross or mean-spirited
as statutory rape might imply or as jack and jill may have been. the farrellys
and adam sandler have definitely given way to apatow and the fratpack when
it comes to comedic supremacy. B-.
Atlas
Shrugged: Part 1 - watched this one out of curiosity since there
was a good deal of talk about it from both sides. the conservatives said
it was going to be great and was a necessary political philosophy film
during an oppressive time. the liberals trashed it as awful and stupid.
it wasn't awful, the production values were actually pretty much on par
with a lower level hollywood production. the acting wasn't very good, but
it didn't fall under the "awful" category. the writing, though, left plenty
to be desired. sometimes it was just so transparently preachy that i had
to chuckle. look, i know it's an ayn rand book and that there's going to
be some heavy handed treatment of the individual and the role of government,
but it got ridiculous at times. the two main characters would drive to
an abandoned factory and the conversation would literally be "well, the
management gradually eliminated their best employees by flattening compensation
rates thereby drowning out entrepreneurial motives. it's the way the whole
country is going, the new "anti-dog-eat-dog" legislation being just the
most recent example of liberal nanny state fascism." ok, maybe it wasn't
that bad, but you get the point.
all that said, when
part 2 comes out ,i'll watch it. there's no freaking way i'm reading all
1200 pages of the book just to see what happens. i've always thought of
rand as a philosophical lightweight. her ideas are pretty simple and simplistic
as best i can tell, and this film certainly didn't elevate her in my eyes.
C-.
06/13/12
Lost
Season Five - definitely can feel the series start to wrap things
up and begin to make sense of some former questions. i can't say that i've
really followed it all very well. part of that is the immense weight of
the plot and characters and part of that is my memory. at this point i'm
just in it to see what they come up with in the final season, which i started
today. C.
06/12/12
30
Rock Season Five - hasn't gotten much better or worse since season
two. liz lemon continues to be crass and enjoyable. baldwin's character
is the crazy business tycoon conservative, but with a compassionate treatment
from the writers. it's a good show that fills my time between getting in
bed and falling asleep pretty well. i chuckle and occasionally laugh. most
of it isn't memorable in the way that great sitcoms are, but there are
a few quotable moments per season. B.
06/11/12
Dinner
For Schmucks - longish and fairly funny, this might be most notable
for its cast. it has people from the office, daily show, and plenty of
other comedic touchstones of the time - apatow films, office space, and
other frat pack tag-alongs. B.
06/08/12
Prometheus
- disappointing in that i didn't know i was going to see the first of a
multi-film series; though i guess they all are these days. we went through
a stage a while back where we had lots of remakes of older films like the
day the earth stood still, and now it seems like the studios have figured
that it's even better to just remake the same movie over and over again
in a revival of the serials like thin man and the charlie chan movies.
so, we get four movies of twilight and a series of films around the avengers
and now they're going to milk this one. i've love to see a little less
of this, but i understand it and, sometimes i even like it.
prometheus is co-written
by damon lindelof (who co-wrote lost) so it's a fair guess that there's
going to be a fair amount of obfuscation in the storytelling. there's really
nothing new that is introduced here. it's a film about the origins of our
species and, in this case, the writers posit that aliens did it. ok, i've
heard that before. the wrinkle, is that they don't like us and want to
wipe us out. i guess we'll have to stay tuned for more to see why that
is or if we care. lindelof's writing is decidedly unintelligent in some
critical ways. the verdict isn't out yet on lost as i haven't finished
the series, but here it's obvious that he's either not smart or doesn't
think much of scientists. i'm guessing it's him. for example, theron's
character says that they've traveled half a billion miles to find the aliens.
right away i started thinking to myself - well, the sun is about 92 million
miles from earth which means that they didn't travel very far and there's
no way that they would need to be asleep for two years to get there. what
a joke. also, these brilliant scientists who are on the leading edge to
the extent that they travel to the outer reaches of space, are disappointed
after six hours on the new planet because they haven't gotten a chance
to ask the aliens why they were created? huh? or, how about these brilliant
minds taking off their helmets in an unknown world without any precautions?
leave your helmets on. or their constant desire to touch and prod the unknown
things on this planet. it's just silly and illogical writing. find a way
to advance the plot without making the characters look like completely
morons, it makes it so much better for the audience.
the film is successful,
though, not because of its deep meaning or writing, but because the actors
and scott do a good job. he ratchets the tension well and they sell the
terror or (in fassbender's case) vacancy very well. it's also cool to see
the way the film references the alien films or 2001 or any number of other
sci-fi films.
bad writing aside,
it's a good and captivating film that was also nice to look at. hopefully
they get someone with some brains to write it next time around. B.
06/05/12
Men
In Black 3 - harmless film with good cinematography (sonnenfeld
started as a dp with the coens), but not much other than that. if you like
the franchise then you'll be fine with spending 8 bucks to watch this.
if you're borderline, like me, then you're probably better off saving your
money for the dark knight or whatever. C+.
Snow
White And The Huntsman - not as good as mirror mirror which wasn't
as good as the disney version. it's the 200th anniversary of the original
story which explains why we got two versions this year. both remakes this
year seemed to sag during the time spent in the forest with the dwarfs.
perhaps it's just a story that
shouldn't be remade
anymore.
both versions have
admirable elements - the cinematography of mirror mirror, the witches of
both, the dark beginning of this one...but neither is a good film. had
peter jackson done this, i think it would have fulfilled its potential.
chiclet face is definitely
the weakest link here. i think chloe moretz would have been a better choice,
even though she's a bit young for the part. C+.
05/31/12
Lost
Season Four - ok, this is a sci-fi show and it asks that you suspend
disbelief quite a bit, however it seems to get even a little too absurd
for me in this season. more and more characters are getting introduced,
and it's kinda like the clowns coming out of a small car.
in this season and
season 3 i found myself overwhelmed by the number of characters, their
backstories, the twists and turns, the unanswered questions, etc. with
my poor memory i find it rather difficult to keep up in an engaged and
informed way. the show is really beginning to sag under the weight of its
plot. looking forward to the end at this point. C-.
05/20/12
Lost
Season Three - the others take center stage in this season. some
questions are answered, but even more are raised. sawyer's character moves
up a couple notches here. funny how that works - when a larger enemy is
introduced, we rally around former enemies. during an alien invasion, for
example, i'm sure the
u.s. would gladly befriend
china and russia.
ratings continued to
decrease this season. things definitely started to get ridiculous and difficult
to follow during this season. locke starts to buy ben's load of shit, the
mysterious invisible friend (jacob) is introduced, a couple more dharma
stations are introduced...despite some of the leaps of faith the writers
request you make, the show remains mostly interesting. the finale and show
endings pretty reliably give you something to think about. C+.
05/19/12
What
To Expect When You're Expecting - a comedic take on many of the
possibilities when you are having a baby. they cover miscarriages, adoption,
easy pregnancies, tough ones and have a comedic version of each. unfortunately
it wasn't all that funny. it was grin-inducing, but there wasn't much laughter
for me. so, watchable, but not recommended. C+.
Battleship
- better than i thought action flick. it is definitely a michael bay inspired
film and i couldn't help but draw the parallels while watching it. the
visuals are right out of the bay playbook, as is the music. of course it
helps that steve jablonsky does the music since he's done a few michael
bay movies (transformers, island, etc.) as well. peter berg is the actual
director (though michael bay should get some kind of kick back if the film
does well) - you'd recognize him as an actor, but he's done some direction
(hancock, friday night lights, kingdom) as well. he's a more political
guy than michael bay so he's a good choice for the film since it actually
has some political undertones. there's not a lot of political stuff in
there, but it does work in some semi pan-nationalism and commentary on
the costs of war. it has some stuff that is vaguely reminiscent of "the
best years of our lives." in this case, the harold russell character is
played by gregory d. gadson who is a soldier who lost both this legs from
the knee down.
of course the majority
of the film is action stuff and it does that pretty well. it's over 2 hours
long and doesn't feel too drawn out. it also has some blatantly patriotic
stuff that might normally ring as jingoistic, but worked for me here. a
japanese captain played a key role and the bad guys in the film are aliens,
so there's not the twinge of guilt you might get in a similar film that
is set up as usa vs. afghanistan, for example. good flick. B+.
05/18/12
Mansome
- documentary about the growing trend of "manscaping" as well as men's
beauty in general. we can get into all kinds of discussions about the pressure
to look good in society and how important appearance is for the two sexes
and how that manifests itself differently with each...we can talk about
which sex has it worse and in which ways, but those conversations are generally
antagonistic and unfruitful. what this documentary does is start the dialogue
about the male side of beauty, and i think we can all agree that that is
a much less discussed topic. in this way the film is very successful because
it starts a dialogue that we almost never see in popular culture regarding
men, but see all the time regarding women.
as is usual for a spurlock
film, the subject matter is addressed with humor and presented in a fairly
interesting way. it felt longer than it was and it ended somewhat abruptly.
other than that, it was an interesting film about a topic that doesn't
really get discussed. B.
05/17/12
Dictator
- not as good as his previous two films, but still a good combination of
high and low art that succeeds fairly well at each. there's some good commentary
about how america has become a dictatorship in some ways as well as some
nice jabs at extremists of the hippie variety. the production values aren't
of the highest level, but they're fine enough. the best bit was when the
dictator was in a restaurant and the former exiles of his country wanted
to know his name so he gave them a name based upon objects he found around
the restaurant. it's not a new bit, but it was done to a greater extent
than i've seen before and produced plenty of laughs for me. B.
Avengers
- better than expected action film and franchise vehicle. scarlett johansson
was pretty awful as the black widow. they didn't give her much, but maybe
that's because they realized she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
i have no idea what her character is really about, she doesn't seem to
have any worthwhile powers, and she was so poorly acted that i wish she
was left out completely. other than that, the cast was solid. i'm not a
huge avengers fan so i don't know all the back stories, but i was compelled
by the interactions of all the different, strong personalities. like battleship
the film was unexpectedly political in this way. the underlying theme of
them having to band together is that unity is required. drop the ego, drop
your agenda and work together to get shit done.
a bit long, but still
a good film. B.
05/12/12
Lost
Season Two - i don't know if it's possible to ever write an ending
that will either satisfy my curiosity or answer all the questions that
the show has raised so i'm bracing myself for that already. but this is
one more way that the show is like life. my take so far is that they're
all on the island, lost, looking for something that life hasn't given them
or trying to find some meaning or utility in life. when they all solve
their life problem they will return back to the real world and be ok. just
a thought, there's a lot more to this rabbit hole left, though, so it could
get really far out there before it's done.
in a way it's an absurd
show and a bit like the proverbial slippery slope. if i'm willing to believe
that these people survived that crash then i'm willing to believe that
john locke can walk all of a sudden and if i'm willing to believe that
then i can believe that a polar bear has found its way to this island (though
that gets explained-ish in season 3).
i think the production
and acting have gotten better as the series has gone on, though it's still
an obvious tv production at times. B.
05/11/12
30
Rock Season Four - tina fey proves (even though i'm not sure if
it needed proving) that women are equals in media. she farts and belches
with the guys, she's their boss, etc. B.
Awesome;
I Fucking Shot That! - well, mca is no longer with us and this
is one of the last things he left us with. as was the usual with him, there
is something that is done normally by other bands done in a different way
here. in this case it's the band concert film. it's been done a million
different times to varying success, but it's never been done like this
- with a camera in dozens of fans' hands edited together by mca to create
a concert film made by the fans.
mca's legacy could
be said to be as much about his musical contribution as it was about his
visual one. from shadrach and shake your rump to body movin' and awesome:
i fucking shot that! he was always trying something new and bringing a
specific vision to his videos. he'll be missed. B+.
05/08/12
War
- pretty predictable action star vehicle. it's a shame to see jet li using
guns so much since his skill is in hand to hand combat. watchable, but
not noteworthy.
C+.
05/03/12
Bully
- content-wise, this documentary about bullying in american schools is
pretty good, and timely. however, the style of the filming was distracting.
it was shot with handheld cameras and the filmmaker constantly chooses
to rack the focus as if to indicate that none of what he's seeing makes
sense. it's either overly literal commentary on the subject matter or crappy
camerawork. either way, i prefer the maysles style of documentary which
is a relatively well shot fly on the wall style.
as far as the content
goes, it's an important documentary. i don't know if bullying is better
or worse than it used to be, but it's worse than it probably should be.
there's always going to be some degree of poking fun or derision in schools
- it's part of socialization and growing up. it's not all bad, actually,
because it prepares you for the real world and nudges people to act in
accordance with certain social norms. however, this kind of socialization
should be used to keep kids from eating a third burrito for lunch or crapping
on the floor, not from acting gay or being interested in comic books.
the kids who do the
bullying are to blame, sure, but the parents and administrators are the
real problem. why they don't have the common sense and moral standing to
do something real about these problems is beyond me. maybe they don't want
to get sued for yelling at a bully for being an asshole. or maybe they
just don't give a shit anymore. B-.
Toy
Story 2 - not as good as the first one. the plot seemed a little
strained at times. certainly the animation is better here. B-.
05/02/12
Lost
Season One - production-wise this certainly isn't at the filmic
level of the finer tv series like breaking bad, however i didn't find the
less-than-great acting and cheesy music cues to be all that offputting.
it's a series that is notoriously plot-heavy and serpentine, but it also
has some good character work which i did not expect. seeing the backstories
of all these characters and how those stories relate to what they are experiencing
in each episode is where the series excels.
some of the first season
stuff that annoys me (other than the production) is in not meeting more
of the characters and the haphazard way in which the group goes about their
first few weeks on the island. that said, both kind of make sense. for
one, in a situation like this, probably the majority of the people are
going to do whatever the most vocal in the group tell them. so, having
the bulk of the survivors be basically unknown is fitting in this way.
secondly, i thought of a million different things that they should have
done that they didn't seem to do, or didn't do until late in the game.
build shelter, explore the island (why do they always assume it's an island
when no one has explored the shoreline thoroughly?), set up some system
of governance and rationing, etc.
all in all it's a compelling
series so far. hopefully it keeps churning out the quality drama. B.
04/28/12
American
Reunion - definitely better than american wedding, which had poor
production values and couldn't even keep the entire core cast together.
this one has the usual gross out humor and cringe humor (courtesy of jason
bates mostly), along with some mild t and a. the most important thing here
is that it produces some laughs and reunites us with those core characters
we've followed now for 13 years and 4 films. it deals, in a mostly superficial
way, with the realities of aging and marriage and living in the real world.
it doesn't say anything new about any of that, however it did give me the
opportunity to think about that stuff given that these characters are basically
my age and theoretically going through the same things. B.
04/27/12
Safe
- well done action film. i'm not sure if statham picks good directors or
if he just gets lucky, but he seems to have a better success rate than
most action stars these days when it comes to getting talent behind the
camera to make his films artistically worthwhile.
it's about a guy who
is down on his luck and doesn't have much reason to live anymore. when
things are looking most bleak, he sees a little girl who is being chased
by the very mobsters who killed his wife. so he saves her and kills them.
we actually follow both their stories before this intersection and they
weave together the storylines well. she's important to two warring mobs
because she has a code memorized which unlocks an unknown treasure. it's
an interesting, though far-fetched, conceit. why would these mobsters trust
this little girl to keep all their most vital financial information along
with this important code? having to protect her is just as difficult as
having to protect a briefcase.
other than the questions
the setup present, it's a really good action film. B+.
Five-Year
Engagement - over two hours long, though i don't recall checking
my watch. it felt long, but i wouldn't have guessed it was over 2 hours.
it's a nice story about a pretty typical situation faced by couples these
days. one gets a job offer that would take them both away from their current
life and the other has to decide whether they are ok with going or not.
in this case it's the woman who wants to move and the guy who has to go
along. edelstein thought it was a regressive film because the woman couldn't
move without the man losing something as a result or something like that.
my recollection of the film was that segel was more than willing to go
along with his fiance (played by emily blunt), but only became truly disturbed
when the 2 year committment turned into 5. sure, he was put off by the
fact that he had to take a major step down in his career - from sous chef
at a great place in SF to a sandwich maker in ann arbor, but he seemed
happy other than that. edelstein read too much into it, in my opinion.
it's a mostly funny
film wich a strong supporting cast. i think casting directors and writers
are getting better at encorporating supporting talent into films and a
lot of them are coming from comedy clubs and tv shows. this one had mindy
kaling and chris pratt, for example. for me, it was a solid picture, but
i laughed more than anyone else in the theater so you probably won't like
it as much. B.
04/24/12
Murder
On A Sunday Morning - academy award winning documentary. same director
who did the 6.5 hour staircase documentary. shows both in content and style.
this isn't as compelling a film, but it's another courtroom/crime documentary
that brings together several threads. it's about a black kid who is accused
of killing a white woman for her purse. he supposedly shoots the woman
within a couple feet of his husband and then steals her purse. he then
confesses to the local cops (i should note that this takes place in florida
so it has some trayvon martin elements to it) and he's on trial for his
life. i won't tell you how it turns out, but suffice it to say there is
plenty of intrigue and drama. the defense attorney is a real character,
as well. i could watch these rashomon documentaries all day. B.
04/22/12
Cabin
In The Woods - i never officially said so, but i sorta figured
that scream was the alpha and omega when it came to postmodern horror films.
it spoke to the genre and inhabited it equally well and i figured it would
basically never be touched again. it's kinda like unforgiven in that way,
though not as great. well, cabin in the woods takes it another step further.
and while the ending left me wanting something else, it's a solid film
on the whole that does a lot of thinking and commenting on the genre. horror
is, despite its appearances, one of the most thoughtful film genres there
is. stuff like bloodsucking freaks and scream call into question the norms
of the genre and even question the audience and its fascination with these
films. cabin in the woods does those things as well and portrays the genre
as a paint by numbers sort of exercise as well as a catharsis and substitution
for "something worse." in other words, we get off on watching these kids
get butchered in the woods so we don't have to quench the thirst of our
dionysian/id in more destructive ways. B+
Three
Stooges - if you like the original stooges stuff then you'll probably
like this. in a way it's what the farrelly brothers have always been about.
silly, slapstick comedy. it wasn't great, but looking back on some of the
stooges' shorts - they weren't always great either. to me it's more about
the stooges on the whole instead of a few classic moments or bits. so,
remaking them in one movie doesn't necessarily make that much sense. it's
an homage to them and scratches the surface of what made what they did
great, but not much more than that. B-.
04/20/12
Eraserhead
- trying to revisit some david lynch to give him another shake. never seen
this film in its entirety until now. it's weird and that's really all i
can say about it. what is he trying to say or accomplish? what is any surrealist
film trying to do? if you have something to say, say it. i'm too straightforward
a guy to enjoy these films so this kind of stuff is at a decided disadvantage
from the get go. i guess it's about isolation and relationships with some
cronenberg body disfigurement stuff mixed in. it felt like a mix between
cronenberg, rosemary's baby and the begotten. that's mostly a bad thing.
D.
04/19/12
Raid:
Redemption - more gory than anticipated, but this is a great action
film. the fight choreography is really good, reminiscent of tony jaa's
stuff more than anyone else. good cinematography during the initial raid
and then it felt like they gave up on being creative with the camera and
chose more to film it somewhat traditionally.
it also has a surprisingly
poignant and meaningful ending. the two brothers embracing what they are
and eschewing what they are not, but still remaining brothers. a good film
worth seeking out for action film fans. B+.
04/17/12
White
Heat - classic gangster film. the thing that really makes this
film is cagney's character and performance. his relationship with his mom,
his psychosis, his complete break from humanity...all leading to the infamous
ending. B+.
04/16/12
[Rec]
- original version of quarantine. the u.s. version is basically an exact
remake of this so they're pretty much interchangeable. no reason to see
both or one over the other, really. jennifer carpenter is in the remake
and some good looking spanish chick who won a goya for best new actress
is in the original. i'm actually
interested in seeing
the sequel for this one because it follows the original storyline and aftermath.
quarantine 2, though, just goes with a similar plot in a new place with
new characters. B+
30
Rock Season Three - pretty consistently b+ show. some laugh out
loud moments, but mostly just solid comedy. salma hayek is jack's season
long love interest. there are some funny moments there and she's good eye
candy, but no great comedy comes from it. the sexual tension between baldwin
and fey's characters has got to give at some point. or maybe not. B+.
04/15/12
Arrested
Development Season Three - it may be a good thing that the series
ended when it did. other than the ending which was anti-climatic, i never
felt that the quality dropped off. at the same time, there's only so long
that you can prolong this kind of plot without losing interest.
the series references
seinfeld quite frequently and so it's fitting that it went out on top,
as seinfeld did. B+.
04/13/12
Arrested
Development Season Two - season 2 continues with the laughs and
absurdity, but we see some of the beginning of the end coming through when
fox goes from 22 episodes to 18 and it is alluded to within the show. AD
isn't the first show to refer to itself or push the boundaries in this
way, but it does it well and to even greater effect in the third season
when the end is in sight. B+.
04/09/12
Arrested
Development Season One - starts off solid and doesn't take too
much time to find its voice and point of view. there's maybe a little too
much recap stuff from the narrator (ron howard) in this season, but that
makes sense because they were trying to establish the story with a new
audience.
it's pretty edgy stuff
overall with the implied incest some of the other innuendo and subject
matter. in this way it fits into the fox model which has consistently been
about pushing boundaries with simpsons, married with children, and family
guy.
the writing is very
good and smart. self-referential, pop culture aware and edgy. but its greatest
success is probably in the characters which are well cast and well drawn.
they are very clear cut individuals, there's never any mystery about these
characters. another strength is that there are several characters who are
funny in their own way - gob, tobias, lindsay, george michael...all are
clueless or entitled or utterly lost in their own way and uniquely funny
as a result. B+.
04/02/12
Friends
With Kids - very quickly falls into the rom-com genre, but without
much of either. adam scott is good and there is other capable talent attached,
but it never achieves lift off and is basically flat throughout. i blame
this on the writer/director jennifer westfeldt. the last line of the film
is "fuck the shit out of me" and it's supposed to be romantic, so i guess
you get the idea. i actually thought at the time "poor leading actress
who had to deliver that line." then i saw the credits role and i realized
that the writer/director was also the leading lady. perhaps because she
wanted to be a big star or perhaps because she couldn't convince anyone
else to deliver that line. not god awful. C-.
04/01/12
Six
Feet Under Season Five - spoilers...
overall, not a heck
of a lot better than the previous season. i started out this series with
reservations, so i wasn't really disappointed by the first couple seasons,
but these last two were underwhelming. i also knew that in the end we see
everyone die. oddly, knowing that bit of spoiling information didn't take
anything away from the series, or from the ending. as bad as parts of this
series were i'll say that it was worth it because of the 6.5 minutes that
cap it all off.
honestly i didn't think
i cared much about any of the characters, and despised some of them. by
the end of the series i had some degree of affection towards david and
keith, but could do without pretty much everyone else. the strength, though,
in seeing all these characters die in that final sequence isn't just in
the characters and having spent 50+ hours with them over the last five
seasons. it's also the weight of life and death itself. ahead of time i
thought about knowing how it ends. i suspected that i might have feelings
about the ending despite not liking so many of these people, but i didn't
know to what degree that would be true. as annoying as these people have
been in these last five seasons, seeing them pass away in basically average
ways (other than keith, i'll get to that later) - old age, heart attacks,
etc. - was still quite moving. death is a sad thing even for people as
troubled as nate or claire or ruth. david, who did a lot of unsavory things
in his life, was a well-meaning guy with a deep love for keith and it was
beyond sad to see him pass while envisioning keith playing football with
the guys. seeing keith get killed, as an old man still trying to make ends
meet as a security guard, was particularly poignant because at the end
of the series he was pretty much the only primary character i could say
i liked.
as shitty a series
as this was at times, and it really was a slog to get through from time
to time, i have to say it was worth it because of those final 6.5 minutes
that will probably always stick with me. they do about as good a job as
i can think of when it comes to portraying life's arc. not just the sadness
of death or the triumph of life (there are better films that address those).
the show looks at life and death in its totality. this arc isn't exclusive
to good people or likable people; it's life. there are ups and downs and
chapters and regrets and losses and breakdowns and triumphs and, in the
end, probably a great emptiness. as much as it portrays that emptiness,
though, the show also demonstrates how we live on in others and that's
about the only afterlife i'll probably ever believe in. the legacy we leave
behind in the form of our children or our apprentices or our artwork or
friends. it's as good as anything i can remember at showing how close life
and death can be. at showing how the two interact and inform each other.
i wish there wasn't
so much sex-centric stuff. i wish the last two seasons were more solid.
i wish nate was played by a better actor and wasn't written as such a back
slider. overall, though, it's a decent series with a homerun ending that
makes it all worth it. that ending made me bawl like a little kid, it was
kind of pathetic actually. there's some wisdom in the series, too, if you
look for it. at one point nate is dreaming about lisa and saying that he
feels like he had a once in a lifetime chance and he fucked it up. lisa
tells him that she's not a chance, she's a person. often, i think we do
that - project upon people in our lives our hopes and dreams. to him, she
was a chance to get things right in the traditional sense. he was looking
at it the wrong way of course and it was destined for failure.
another one spoken
to nate: "If you think life's a vending machine where you put in virtue
and take out happiness, then you're going to be disappointed." that one
in particular struck me. because i've always wanted life to be like that
and have increasingly tried to play the game "the right way." it gets frustrating
if that isn't rewarded. that's the conservative side of me i think - the
side that looks for justice and fairness instead of allowing shortcuts
and freeloading to be rewarded. but life isn't always like that. so much
of life is about learning to accept things, even characters as flawed as
claire living to 102 while keith dies at 60.
the season as a whole:
C.
the final 6.5 minutes: A+.
Mirror
Mirror - a nice take on the snow white tale. unsure how two of
these got green lighted for release in the same year, but it should be
interesting to compare and contrast. i have no idea how any of them compare
to the original grimm fairy tale. the cast is good, roberts is a real standout
as the queen. she's devilish
and has just the right
amount of tongue in cheek humor in her performance to never be over the
top, nor to underplay the tone. lily collins is attractive and perfect
as snow white. she has a quiet strength and of course the beauty you expect
from snow white.
since it's a tarsem
singh film you know the visuals are going to be great and he doesn't disappoint
here. the costumes and sets are oscar-worthy as well. all that said, something
about it didn't quite come together for me. it was funny and good to look
at and all that, but i wasn't drawn in quite as much as i would have liked.
maybe it was the direction or the writing or maybe it was just because
i was tired. B.
Hunger
Games - full disclosure: i own stock in lions gate so i have a
vested interest in everyone watching this. never read the books so i won't
go there. it's surprising that the film has as much hype as it does. it's
a good film, but i didn't see anything in the themes or storytelling that
would indicate to me that this would be a big blockbuster. i would have
given it the green light if i were an executive, but i wouldn't expect
it to be a billion dollar franchise. i can see the appeal to young women
and people who like character development which is to say i wouldn't think
it would do all that well in america.
there's some real meat
to the film which was a surprise considering it has been compared to twilight
so many times and appeals to the same demographic. whereas twilight sets
women back 50 years and is about the worst thing to ever be filmed, this
is empowering, interesting, and has some actual depth to it. since it's
a trilogy or quadrilogy (i think there are going to be four films, but
i'm not sure) you know you're not going to get real finality out of the
ending which is always a downer. that said, i thought they did a good job
of keeping you interested for the next chapter while closing this one.
it's a bit slow and long, especially for today's audiences. that's an encouraging
thing, though, because it's a long,
slowish film that is
hugely popular, empowering and has some depth.
jennifer lawrence is
great. B+.
03/31/12
Six
Feet Under Season Four - the series gets into real depressing and
fatalistic territory in this season. perhaps i'm viewing it without the
right point of view. perhaps there was a tongue in cheek quality i missed
in this season. perhaps the over-the-top awfulness of the characters here
is supposed to be funny. or maybe the creators and writers just hate the
characters. i honestly don't know. how i read it, though, is that these
characters whom we have followed for the last 3 seasons are now falling
apart even more than ever. they're either pathetic, grating and annoying
(ruth/david) or lack all moral fiber and seem to take themselves far too
seriously (claire/nate). it was during this season that i basically stopped
caring about the characters because i didn't see much hope for them. they
were devolving, moving backwards, and in a pretty depressing way. some
moments were just laughable in their dramatic flair. the end of episode
three shows them all having a bonfire in the backyard (in la?!) and staring
at it longingly. then clair turns on some radiohead and nate adds his sheets
to the fire to cleanse himself of lisa. whatever. nate once again looks
for meaning through sex, this time with anna gunn of breaking bad fame,
and that goes nowhere (big surprise since that strategy was so successful
in the past).
federico falls apart
and starts a sort of affair with a stripper. claire gets an orgasm from
one of her artsy fartsy friends. david assaults someone and keith has to
fix things for him by (what else?) debasing himself sexually.
it's a real downer
of a season and i felt like it just went through the motions. D+.
03/24/12
21
Jump Street - solid laughs throughout the entire film. tatum and
hill have good chemistry and there are a couple decent supporting characters.
generally these buddy comedies, and comedies in general these days, get
bogged down by plot in the latter half of the film and lose sight of keeping
the laughs going. they get overly sentimental or figure out that they need
a bunch of explosions and plot to check things off the list. that didn't
happen here, though, so it was money well spent. B+.
03/23/12
30
Rock Season Two - continues to get better. it's easy to see now
why alec baldwin receives so many emmy's for this character. men in comedies
are hardly ever very complex. generally they seem to fit the homer simpson
(or maybe ralph kramden) mold of being dumb and simple. alec baldwin is
a right winger so some might call him dumb, but he definitely pretty simple.
he cares about status and sex and not much else. of course he's also funny
as hell. B.
03/22/12
Senna
- there's a lot going on in this documentary about the brazilian formula
one driver of the 80s and 90s. he's like a brazilian prefontaine, only
he had a chance to fulfill his potential before passing away. in this way
it's an interesting film, too, because we see him rise and fall somewhat.
toward the end of his career he begins to blame his car and he accuses
another driver of using illegal equipment - these are the same things that
he accuses prost of doing in the twilight of his career. the contrasts
between prost and senna aren't just about racing style, they're also about
how we live life. prost plays it by the numbers and ends his career with
4 championships. senna pushes the limits at all times and ends a shorter
career with 3 championships. as someone who is intensely interested in
how to live a good life these two and their racing styles are quite interesting
to me.
overally it does a
good job of rising above the confines of the documentary subgenre of great
young fill-in-the-blank dies too young. it presents senna somewhat more
organically than the documentaries that show the subject via archival footage
and a lot of doting peers and commentators. we see senna has he rises to
greatness. even the casual or non-racing fan can see his skill in some
of the footage they present, so getting me to appreciate him on that level
was an accomplishment of sorts. it would have been nice to have a little
more explanation of some of the rules of f1 racing for those of us who
know nothing about the sport, but overall most of the stuff was fairly
well explained and decipherable for the average person.
interesting character.
B+.
03/21/12
Game
Change - i'm not sure how much of the behind the scenes stuff is
based on verifiable fact, so i'll get that out of the way now. much of
the film jibes with what i know about mccain and palin and the 2008 race
in general, but some of the more scandalous, gossipy things i hadn't heard
about. anyone with a brain can see that palin doesn't have one in the traditional
sense. the right thinks this film is a hit job, but i found it to be mostly
pretty fair to her. she comes off as ambitious and not altogether well-versed
on politics and foreign policy 101. however, she does come off as principled
- she supposedly wanted to return all the expensive clothes that the campaign
bought her and her family, she didn't want to appear with anyone who was
pro-choice, etc. it's clear that she has a very strong sense of what is
right and wrong; though i disagree with her on most points.
the film itself isn't
all that great. the writing could use an aaron sorkin punch up and most
of the actors turn in less than stellar performances. jay roach is tapped
again to do a political recount (no pun intended) of an actual event. last
time he did this it was on another star-studded hbo film - recount - which
was about the florida recount in 2000. he's an odd choice for these films
since his strengths are really as a comedic director. B-.
03/20/12
Jeff,
Who Lives At Home - reminded me a bit of magnolia in addition to
signs which it explicitly references throughout the film. all the leads
do a good job and ed helms turns in an uncharacteristic performance in
that he plays a porsche driving jerk. jerks always drive porsches - bridesmaids
is another example.
the characters are
spot on in my estimation. jeff reminded me quite a bit of my old best friend
phil, as well as my sister. he's a ne'er-do-well pothead who lives at home
and doesn't exactly have his crap together. that is, until he gets a phone
call and follows this "sign" everywhere it takes him. ultimately it's a
life-affirming film about taking control of your life, being honest, not
wasting time and all that cheesy stuff. jeff is vindicated in the end because
his hippie-dippy idea about following this sign ends up working out for
everyone involved. everything comes together and maybe we even believe
it a little bit because we want to. we want to think that everything we're
doing - all the precautions and training and experiences we have are leading
to our being able to do great things at some moment in the present or future.
if not then it's a total waste of time, right? take shelter touched on
this in a different way. he, too, was vindicated. what appeared to be psychotic
was actually prescient.
sometimes people say
that they have no regrets or that they wouldn't undo anything that they've
done in the past because if they did then it would mean that they wouldn't
be where they are at that moment. this is supposed to affirm that they
are happy with where they are, i guess. i've said it before and sorta believed
it at various times. but the truth is that of course i have regrets. there
are things i should have differently or not done at all. i don't think
that doing a few things differently in the past would make me such a radically
different person that i would have such a different outlook on life or
be such a different person that all my relationships would be different.
ultimately i suppose
it comes down to the fact that those mistakes (hopefully) make us less
like to repeat them in the future. even that, though, doesn't necessarily
need to be true. if there were only some way of learning from the mistakes
of others rather than making our own every step of the way. for some i
guess this is the bible or others it could be listening to the regrets
of those before them or aesop's fables which outline as well as anything
else the foibles of humanity. anyway, it was a really good movie. B+.
03/19/12
Six
Feet Under Season Three - kind of similar in feel to season three
of breaking bad. it gets even more depressing than the previous season
because the flaws of the characters continue to grow while the characters
seem to devolve. david continues to invest himself in a seemingly dead
end relationship with keith. nate has gotten rid of brenda and tries to
fly straight, but he's just going through the motions and it shows. claire
is really the only one who exhibits growth this season and it only seems
to really occur in the last few episodes when she dumps her boyfriend and
tells her teacher what a douche he is.
things definitely heat
up this season with more characters coming in (rainn wilson and ben foster
among them) and some things finally coming to a head at the very end of
the season. B.
03/18/12
Lord
Of The Rings: Return Of The King - the extended version is absurdly
long (4hrs 15 minutes) and it seems to meander and ruminate too much on
battle scenes or little moments. i had only seen this once in the theater,
but this viewing confirms that it's the worst of the trilogy. in rewatching
them with my cousin i'd have to say that each one gets a little worse than
the former. it's certainly not a bad film and the first two weren't short
by any means, but this one takes the length to an absurd level in my opinion.
the ending feels anti-climatic,
though i suppose anything would after 11+ hours of build-up. this one got
all the oscars because the previous two didn't, not because this is the
one that actually deserved all the praise. as a trilogy this is in must-view
territory, unfortunately this final installment doesn't quite rise to that
level. i'd like to rewatch the neverending story because it has so many
similar elements in a tighter package. B+.
03/17/12
30
Rock Season One - netflix describes the series as smart, but i
found that most of the first season was actually relatively puerile. it's
good, but it was silly and juvenile through most of the season.
going into it i expected
tina fey's character to be a bit above the fray.instead she's just one
more of the flawed characters which is kinda cool. she's actually more
likable because of her flaws. the comedy mostly derives from her and alec
baldwin with tracy morgan and others chipping in occasionally. the self-referential
quality is endearing and a good source of humor. B.
03/16/12
A
Bug's Life - it's a cross between an aesop's fable (the ant and
the grasshopper) and kurosawa's the seven samurai. it's about a group of
bandit grasshoppers who never store their own food for the winter and always
steal it from the peasant ants. so, one ant goes out and recruits some
other bugs that he thinks are badass mercenary types (the seven+ samurai).
unfortunately they turn out to be circus performers so hilarity ensues.
it's a good take on those two prior works and was interesting in that way.
it's also interesting how water was used in the film - even a drop can
be a destructive force. overall not a bad film, though the animation (especially
that of the bird) left something to be desired. with a film like toy story
the plasticy-fake look worked ok, but not so much here. pixar still didn't
have the texture looking right yet. B.
03/11/12
American
Pie - immature and overly sexualized drivel. in other words it
perfectly matches what it's like to be a teen boy. total classic for its
iconic moments, premise, and characters. A-.
American
Pie 2 - a worthy sequel. B+.
American
Wedding - low production values here. it felt like this one was
made just for the money. stifler's character is way over the top and most
of the jokes are of the gross out type. nothing special with this installment.
C+.
03/10/12
Patsy
- this might actually be the only jerry lewis film i've seen. he's pretty
funny here. it's basically a pygmalion type setup where he's a bellboy
or whatever who is sculpted by some hollywood handlers who have lost their
star in a plane crash or something. B.
Hour
Of The Gun - sturges film that picks up where gunfight at the ok
corral ends. jason robards (who was seemingly the same age for the last
40 years of his career) plays doc holliday and that's the acting highlight
of the film. there are other notable stars, but they don't do anything
of particular note here. the film itself isn't all that special. it's a
good enough drama film with the typical western elements. it felt like
the searchers and the wild bunch, both of which are better. a posse (this
one happens to be lawful) looking for the bad guys, bonding all the while.
the earps are an interesting subject largely because of doc holliday. holliday
was basically an outlaw who was riding with the earps. so it's an interesting
juxtaposition of the shining example of the law in the west (earps) alongside
doc holliday who was a gambler and wanted murderer. but, hey, that's the
wild west. C+.
03/09/12
Crazy
Horse - uninteresting and uninspired documentary from frederick
wiseman who is somewhat of an icon in the genre. it's about the crazy horse
strip club in paris which is evidently undergoing some artistic changes
to its show. the first 15 minutes or more of the film, though, is basically
the audience getting an idea of the show, up close and personal. there's
a reason it's an NC-17 picture. it's not especially sexy or educational
so i wasn't really sold on it from the very start. as the film progresses
we get to see a bit more of the behind the scenes stuff. usually this is
taken up by long bouts of exposition where one person gives their opinion
of how the show should be or how things are going. apparently the french
are extremely long-winded and opinionated. the only time there seems to
be equitable debate is when the dancers are discussing the show. unfortunately,
no matter who is talking, we don't learn a whole heck of a lot about the
industry, the art form, or anything else. D.
03/08/12
Six
Feet Under Season Two - definitely better than season one. season
two sees the characters all growing or regressing or changing. no matter
what direction they are going, things are getting more interesting and
complex. they are difficult characters and that's probably the most rewarding
aspect of the series so far. in a series like dexter, for example, it's
fairly easy to root for dexter even though he is a murderer. here, though,
the characters, and their complexities, are more true to life. we see them,
warts and all, and it makes liking them all the more difficult.
the plot, too, has
picked up. the rival corporate funeral service company ratcheted up their
bid to take over, nate's health deteriorated further, david's love life
continues to ebb and flow, things with the mother's work and love life
get more interesting...all in all it's a more solid season and i'm looking
forward to season three more than i was to season two. B.
03/07/12
A
State Of Mind - unparalleled documentary that follows two north
korean girls who are training for the mass games. the games are a large
gymnastics exposition which displays the all for one mentality of the nation.
thousands of athletes work together doing the same movements; it's quite
an impressive show.
more than anything
the film is valuable because it shows a country that is seen by so few.
somehow the filmmakers were able to get unfettered access to the families
and were able to get out alive. seeing a country that is as isolated and
purely communist as is possible for a nation that size is pretty compelling
stuff. it's a great foil for the u.s. and how we live and how we view ourselves.
honestly, i can see
the appeal of this kind of communism. they've done a good job of balancing
the needs of the individual as well as the desire to be a part of something
larger. they all have a common enemy (u.s.) which tends to help. they also
have a term for individual effort that essentially states that the individual
must do everything they can to make do with what they have. it's the communist
equivalent of rugged individualism and it was interesting to see one of
the fathers talk about it. they don't simply submit themselves to the state
as we may think from the outside. the reality is more nuanced.
i can't argue that
their system of government is better than ours, but it clearly has its
advantages. thought-provoking stuff. B+.
03/06/12
Parks
And Recreation Season One - wasn't sure if i was going to review
these or not, but meryl said i should. the first season is iffy but promising.
the characters were there (poehler and ansari, especially showed promise
early on), but the writing didn't seem like it had found its feet yet.
it's a series that
is fitting for the times we live in when trust in government seems as low
as it has been since watergate. at least now we can laugh at the thought
of a pit taking several years to be filled in and turned into a park or
inane bureaucracy. B-.
Parks
And Recreation Season Two - season two is where the series found
out what it was about. chris pratt and aubrey plaza beginning their flirtation
was a good comedic match. nick offerman's character really blossoms as
a libertarian curmudgeon working for the government; what a setup. i was
skeptical of adam scott and rob lowe at first, but they turned out to be
nice additions to the show. not only from a character standpoint, but also
from a plot perspective as well. B.
Parks
And Recreation Season Three - best season i've seen so far. poehler's
character continues to anchor the show, but aziz ansari, nick offerman
and plaza/pratt get most of the laughs. B+.
03/03/12
Lorax
- slept through about half of this film, but what i did see didn't impress
me much. i think i also remember sleeping through some of horton hears
a who so maybe dr. seuss shouldn't be adapted to film anymore. just a thought.
C-.
Project
X - it's this generation's ferris bueller's day off or risky business.
more the latter, though, because ferris bueller's day off is the only true
classic of the bunch and, even with the totaled ferrari, not as destructive
as the other two. they do all have the common element of a trouble maker
kid taking advantage of their parents' trust and going a step (or several)
too far.
this film is better
than risky business in part because it has a really good soundtrack that
can appeal to a variety of people. it's also a film that is sort of the
logical conclusion of risky business. risky business goes into some darker
territory (drugs and prostitution) than the usual teen comedy and this
one takes the baton and runs toward the lawlessness without reserve. the
characters in project x make about as much trouble as they can without
completely losing the audience. in this way the film really does go as
far as the teen trouble genre can go without turning into criminal drama.
B+.
02/28/12
Under
The Tuscan Sun - pretty much by the numbers midlife crisis chick
flick. diane lane is a better than average actor so that certainly didn't
hurt the film. C+.
02/27/12
Without
Limits - compared to steve james' "prefontaine" this may have been
the more watchable, accessible film. most of the performances were better
here than they were in prefontaine. the notable exception being that i
thought jared leto did a better job than billy crudup. they both show pretty
much the same stuff and begin and end with prefontaine being recruited
and then his death. unsure why only two films have been made about him
and both came out with a year of each other and both are so similar.
they did a very good
job of accurately reproducing the 1972 race. that said, they didn't do
as good a job as "prefontaine" in capturing the time that pre lived in.
this is a slightly easier film to watch, but i think the steve james version
captures more of the context as well as the importance of pre as an athlete
and runner. B.
02/25/12
Gone
- better than expected thriller/mystery. it preys on the usual genre conventions
and uses them to create tension. it also overturns some of them like the
expectation that this rogue female will end up needing a man's help at
some point to defeat the bad guy. in the end, it's a good mix of convention
and convention-breaking that makes the film relatively unpredictable and
surprisingly watchable.
seyfried's character
is unstable, ballsy and very resourceful. she's everything that a male
counterpart might be, but with the added dimension that everyone underestimates
her because of her gender. it's like butch says in pulp fiction "That's
how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you." B.
02/24/12
Good
Deeds -you can't come into a tyler perry film expecting standard
fare. things will be more exaggerated or silly or, in this case,
melodramatic than you've probably come to expect from average films. sometimes
this comes off as grating or amateurish, and sometimes not. good deeds
is kinda in the middle for me. once you resign to yourself to the fact
that you're watching a soap opera, i think you can get a lot more enjoyment
out of it. the audience got it, i, however, took a while to catch on.
i haven't watched a
lot of soap operas, but basically it's clear that no one is perfect and
everything seems like it's the end of the world. perry's version is toned
down a bit (which makes it harder to like, actually), and is ultimately
positive. so, there are some nice messages that the film has and it tackles
some real issues of class and race and family obligation. it does so in
a style, though, that i don't think most are receptive to. also, his direction
doesn't seem to capture the right tone. he doesn't sell it very well, in
other words. add to these problems the many little issues with the screenplay
(perry is a 5th generation ivy league graduate [barely mathematically possible,
i would imagine], the janitor doesn't receive any kind of benefits from
her daughter's dead army dad, etc.) and you have a sloppy, well-intentioned
film that doesn't really achieve meaningful lift-off. C.
Wanderlust
- paul rudd is must-see these days, i just wish he did more stuff. even
when he's aping in front of a mirror while psyching himself up for sex
it's hilarious. really, you could just set the camera up in front of him,
no plot and just have him mess around for an hour and it would probably
be plenty entertaining. B.
02/19/12
Six
Feet Under Season One - first season takes its time establishing
the characters, but by the end of the season i felt invested enough and
interested enough in them and their various struggles to commit to the
second season.
plot-wise the series
is a bit slow, but the characters are compelling enough to keep my interest.
michael c. hall turns in a good performance throughout and the series has
hints of dexter. both revolve around death, both have a dead father who
makes recurring appearances, and (for most of the first season) hall is
hiding something (his homosexuality) from even those close to him. i think
we'll give it one more season to see if it gets better. B-.
02/18/12
This
Means War - technically speaking this is the perfectly crafted
date movie. it's got a little bit of eye candy for both sexes, it's a love
story, it's got some action, it's got a bad boy looking guy who is a softy
and a pretty boy who is a bad boy character, and it's got a happy ending.
there are some nice moments in the film, mostly in the middle. chelsea
handler is good as the raunchy friend of reese witherspoon. well-executed
fluff.
B.
02/17/12
Antz
- quite a collection of stars do the voices of this dreamworks animated
film...dan akroyd, sly stone, sharon stone, woody allen, anne bancroft,
gene hackman, j. lo and others. unfortunately the animation is distractingly
bad and the story is formulaic at best. it's a precursor to bee movie which
is about bees instead of ants and they do a much better job in that film
of relating the charm of the colony and of squeezing a lot of material
out of telling the story from that point of view. here there are some little
jokes or bits of material that are gotten from the fact that it takes place
in an ant colony, but mostly it either is played straight or the stuff
falls flat. the mis-spelling of the title is, i guess, a nod to the protagonist's
name - "z." so, i suppose it can be read as ant Z as well as the plural
of ant, modernized. C.
02/15/12
Searchers
- a perennial top pick when it comes to best westerns or best films lists.
i've seen it 4 times
and slept 2 or 3 of those times. wayne's character is tortured by racism
and the civil war and probably a host of other things. and this is the
strength of the film - the host of other things that we don't really ever
see or know about. there's a lot in the film that we don't see - the damaged
bodies left by the comanche, the affair (or whatever it is) that occurs
between wayne and his brother's wife, the surrender of the south in the
civil war, the scalpings, the kidnappings, and many other things. the most
dramatic elements of the film are excised, purposely i'm sure, but i don't
know that it's something that translates today. and this is what i was
getting at in my review
in 2002 - the film leaves a lot out and i think that plays well in
the 50s. today's audience, for better or worse, wants to see what they're
missing. on the whole i think the film is overrated. wayne's performance
is good, not legendary. the setting is great (despite being factually inaccurate
- monument valley isn't texas, though texas might wish it was). the cinematography
is another of the film's strengths. so is the music, though it's sometimes
too literal for me.
the plot is slow and
contains seemingly excessive elements. i think you'd be hard pressed to
justify the existence of every scene in the film. when seen in light of
what is purposely left out, it's puzzling that some of these scenes are
included.
ultimately, i predict
that that film will fade in its perceived greatness in the coming decades.
or maybe i'm wrong. i'm apparently wrong about john ford. i've seen many
of his films, certainly enough to judge him, yet i don't think of him as
a pantheon director. andrew sarris does, though. so does my dad. kurosawa
called him "the master." and orson welles said he learned everything he
needed to know about cinema from "stagecoach." all these people know more
about film than i ever will, yet i can't get excited about any of his films
outside of the grapes of wrath and, to a lesser extent, the man who shot
liberty valance. it's an important film
that has had elements
borrowed from it in films like star wars, but that's not the way i judge
a work, as you well know. if it were, then the bible would be the best
book of all-time, followed by aesop's fables. B.
02/12/12
Prefontaine
- i think steve james (hoop dreams, interrupters, etc.) and i would get
along. this is his only feature film, and i can't say that it's great filmmaking,
but the subject he picked is a good one. the 1972 olympics are probably
the most interesting from a storytellers point of view. you have the israeli
hostage situation, the russia/usa basketball game, and young steve prefontaine
making one of the most daring moves in running history against possibly
the greatest distance runner ever (lasse viren). i first saw this race
when i was 16 or 17 years old and a runner myself. our coach showed us
the 5000m race on vhs and we all kinda thought
that prefontaine had
a chance when, with three laps to go he made his move toward the front.
unfortunately he didn't have the kick that viren and others had. ultimately,
the slow pace is what killed it for him.
the film itself captures
all the drama of the 72 olympics and adds the drama of the time politically
and socially as well as the pro vs. amateur fight that was really heating
up at the time. i don't think this issue was resolved until the 90s when
they finally allowed pros to compete in the olympics and that's most famously
manifested in the dream team which is still the greatest assemblage of
athletic talent the world has ever seen (except for christian laettner).
it also catches the early days of nike. phil knight isn't in it, but of
course bill bowerman is.
the downfall of the
film is in its more human moments. the relationships it portrays never
fully work. some of the acting is flawed as well. ultimately, james is
a documentarian who wanted to tell the story of someone who interests him,
but who had died many years ago. so, you get what this film is. it's a
faux documentary (it's told after his death with many of the characters
narrating their thoughts about prefontaine like they would in a documentary).
it's shot in a cinema verite style as well. i don't think it's going to
draw the average person in very much, but i'm a fan of prefontaine. he
had a great gift and was extremely devoted to it.
so if you like prefontaine
and/or steve james it's worth checking out, otherwise probably not so much.
B.
02/11/12
Paradise
Lost 3: Purgatory - third and final (one must assume) installment
of documentaries covering the west memphis three and the child murders
at robin hood hills.
the first 30 minutes
or so is basically unnecessary for those of us who have seen the first
two installments. i'd like to see a version that is combined into one film,
in two parts, that cuts out all the redundancies. once you get past the
recap portion of the film, though, this is a great cap to the story and
the trilogy of films. when watched along with the staircase and into the
abyss (which i watched a few months ago), you get a pretty interesting
glimpse into the criminal justice system in this country. these films do
well when watched together.
certain themes and
motifs consistently arise. like the women who are drawn to these guys on
death row or life imprisonment. i've worked with one of them before, actually.
basically they come off as normal people on the whole, but i guess there's
just one part of them that desires a man who can't hurt them, but is dangerous
at the same time? or maybe they're ultra jealous and want their man to
be locked up? who knows. i know that scott peterson is extremely popular
and i find that extremely creepy. pop psychology aside, there are other
similarities between all these films.
you see how quickly
truth not only becomes muddled, but also how quickly it becomes secondary
to the rest of the circus. these high profile murder cases become their
own subcultures. you have mr. byers who is probably the most colorful character
in the three films who goes from grieving stepfather (paradise lost 1)
to nutty potential murderer (paradise lost 2) to possibly the most reasonable
guy in the circus (paradise lost 3). by the end of the film you have the
alleged murders who have always looked
the part, but always said they were innocent (except miskelley's one-time
confession under pressure) finally say that they are guilty. once they
admit guilt they are let free by the state, after 17 years in prison. make
sense? it's called an alford plea which is one of those things that can
only exist in a system devoid of real common sense. maybe it makes sense
to some philosopher, but i'm a simple guy so it doesn't make a lot of sense
to me. essentially, in order for the convicted murderers to finally be
set free they must admit that they committed the crime. this allows the
state to not admit any wrongdoing, avoid being sued, etc. it also allows
the convicted (and now admitted) murderers to be set free into society.
basically, the state knew that they were going to get off because of dna
evidence (actually lack thereof) as well as other new evidence, so they
let the guys go...after 17 years of wrongful (in my mind) incarceration.
brilliant system.
the whole thing is
so bizarre and twisted. there are all these little subplots and interesting
sidebars and secondary characters. meanwhile we have three innocent men
who have had their lives basically ruined and three innocent boys who were
murdered a long time ago and are always in the background, forgotten.
this installment is
the cherry on top and its grade is indicative of the trilogy, rather than
just the last film. A-.
02/10/12
Safe
House - pretty much played out as you expect once you know who
all the characters are. lots of acting talent here with farmiga, denzel,
and gleeson, but it's not really utilized well. plays like a tony scott
film in terms of look and feel, but ultimately doesn't deliver like one.
a little longish, otherwise it passes the time albeit not in the most inspired
way. B-.
02/09/12
Animal
Kingdom - not quite sure why this one received so much hype. it's
reminiscent of many family crime dramas where anything can happen and you
get that the protagonist needs to worry about his life/well being all the
time. i found it to be a fairly lifeless film, though, and, as a result,
i can't say i would have minded the death of any of the characters. sure,
the acting was good and the matriarch was creepy at times, but it never
achieved lift off for me. B-.
Staircase
- maybe the best courtroom/criminal justice documentary of all-time, can't
think of a better one except maybe the paradise lost trilogy. follows a
man who is accused of killing his wife. she's found at the bottom of a
staircase dead with a lot of blood at the scene. was she beaten or did
she fall? the plot thickens with every 45 minute episode of this 6.5 hour
drama. yeah, it's long, but it's very compelling stuff.
the victim, as always,
is lost in the shuffle as is the truth. everyone around michael (the accused)
gets sucked into this thing, sides are chosen, politics, his sexual orientation,
etc. all factor into the case in some way. i feel like these courtroom
documentaries are like war films where the first casualties are truth and
innocence. it's a depressing work in the final analysis because each side
is so tenacious in its argument, because things that shouldn't be considered,
are. because a family is torn apart, once again. because we'll never really
know what happened and yet so much is on the line. it shows, as if we didn't
already know, that truth isn't obtainable and that people (on both sides)
are blind to facts and arguments that don't fit their views. A-.
02/08/12
Dexter
Season Six - spoilers. sure the show is formulaic in its ebb and
flow and conflict setup, but it's solid entertainment with some meaty stuff
to think about as well. with this season we're officially all caught up
with the rest of the world and it's too bad because, for the first time,
the end of the season left a cliffhanger.
the dexter/deb relationship
is what drives this season more than anything else. her feelings for him,
her walking in on him killing yet another victim...how is this going to
affect an already fragile deb? how will he explain things? will he come
clean or draw a new line of defense (e.g., say that it was just this one
time because he felt so strongly about the case). if he covers his ass
and kills her, dexter will never be the same again. we won't be able to
ever side with him again, that's for sure. of course, in reality, he crossed
that line a long time ago, but, in a fictional world, we can still root
for him right now. B+.
02/07/12
Chronicle
- felt like cloverfield, but it wasn't as exciting. there was a latent
power in the film that was only barely ever released. and by the time things
did peak i wasn't sure i knew what i was supposed to make of it all. is
it just a story about coming of age? B-.
02/04/12
Dexter
Season Five - after losing rita because of inaction at the end
of season four, i sorta figured dexter would turn for the worse. i also
figured he wouldn't find anyone who could fill the emptiness left by her
absence. i was wrong on both accounts and this leads to a possibly even
more depressing finale than last season.
the main plotline here
is the bonnie and clyde setup with dexter and lumen (julia stiles) hunting
down men involved in the rape of stiles and 12 other women. in lumen, dexter
finally finds someone who he can open up to, who is like him, and who isn't
completely nutty. there's a caveat, though, which is that lumen is only
like dexter so long as she is hunting the men who raped her. so, by season's
end, after the task is complete, lumen realizes that her need to avenge
is gone; her "dark passenger" has left her, as dexter puts it. it's sad,
but inevitable and this inevitability is what keeps it less tragic than
rita's murder, for me anyway.
deb continues to be
a strong character. she's the rock and moral compass of the show in many
ways. sure she loses it from time to time and she has a way of getting
involved with people she shouldn't, but she's also a strong character with
character. everyone else seems to have their issues - angel is blinded
by lust, maria is power hungry, dexter is a murderer...deb, though, seems
to always have the best intentions even though it may not always work out
for her.
these last two seasons
have been the best so far. i only wish they could increase interest in
the first half of the season. it seems like a back loaded show in that
all the drama comes late. B+.
02/02/12
Artist
- i've always wanted hollywood to revisit silent and noir films, but it
never seems to happen. sure, they do it in their own way with fargo or
l.a. confidential or something, but they never fully embrace the style
of yore. luckily, we have the french who love early hollywood. sometimes
it creates crappy, overrated wannabes like godard, but occasionally you
get a solid film like rififi or the artist. there's nothing amazing about
this film, but it revisits the style in a loving and charming way. film
geeks love movies about movies so this one should get a strong showing
at the academy awards. someone has probably written about the interesting
relationship between the french and the americans, i'd like to read it.
they bailed us out in the revolutionary war, they gave us the statue of
liberty, we bailed them out of world wars one and two, they labeled our
greatest film genre (film noir), etc. this film adds another page to the
book. and while it's interesting in that way and as a piece of film history,
it doesn't strike me as a particularly great film. it's solid. it's fun.
it's a nice throw back. but i didn't see greatness in it. B.
01/31/12
Breaking
Bad Season One - so i'm going to start reviewing select tv series
as i watch them. each season will count as one movie, i think that's fair.
i plan on only counting series that have a running plot like like breaking
bad, sopranos, etc. in other words, south park, the simpsons, twilight
zone, etc. won't be included. there are going to be more spoilers in these
reviews than in my movie reviews so don't read any of the reviews if you
haven't already watched the season in question. i'll try to keep spoilers
to the seasons they occurred in.
most tv series have
trouble finding their feet the first season, but bb is an exception to
this. it pretty much hits the ground running from the pilot episode. it
keeps you interested right away with a problem or clue in the opening scene
that needs solving or figuring. i like their opening scenes for this reason.
it reminds me a bit of far country (james stewart/anthony mann western)
which opens with three men riding into town. one of them (stewart) has
the guns of the other two, but we also get the impression that they were
partners at one point. how did this happen? what will come of this tension?
the beginning asks a question and the rest of the episode (usually) answers
it. it's a great device.
the first season is
really well pitched. there's plenty of drama, things are still very believable
and i felt like jesse and walt could still emerge from things (relatively)
undamaged. the titles of episodes 2 and 3 reference a line from the sweet
smell of success. i'm writing this review a month or two after watching
the first season so i don't have too much to say about it specifically,
but i will say that breaking bad is the series that started me thinking
about getting into tv more. when i lived in ohio i watched twin peaks (season
one) and sopranos and west wing in their entirety, but didn't feel compelled
to write about them as much as i do about this. breaking bad is top notch.
cranston is great. aron paul really grew on me and the secondary characters
are intriguing, good foils, good for plot, and great comic relief. A.
Breaking
Bad Season Two - probably my favorite season of the series through
the 4th. things with tuco really heat up and jesse and walt are forced
to grow even closer, while also getting more tense. walt is forced into
lies that grow increasingly deep and convoluted. the blackout lie and getting
close to hank finding out about everything when he is at tuco's really
stretch the limits of walt's imagination and resourcefulness. there's also
still a good amount of science in this season and i found that that fades
as the series progresses.
this season shows the
highs and lows of the business as well as any other and does so while maintaining
believe-ability. after all that jesse and walt go through with tuco they're
still broke. it's the classic case of having to go deeper or dropping out
completely. they choose to go deeper. saul's character is introduced (my
favorite outside of jesse/walt) and they go from rags to riches after finding
gus.
there are a lot of
professional changes as well. hank moves up in the dea and there's a life
changing event there. walt has trouble at work. jesse realizes he can't
break into normal society. skyler gets a job and drama emerges there.
we also see jesse continue
to evolve. his run-in with the meth heads and their son is a highlight.
unfortunately as jesse seems to be getting better femme fatale jane takes
a turn and they drag each other down the drug rabbit hole. jesse is too
much of a follower for his own good. walt turns a major corner in the second
half of the season culminating with him allowing jane to die in front of
him. A.
Breaking
Bad Season Three - things really fall apart for the first half
of this season. i stopped pulling for walt and jesse as all their wrangling
and lies had seemingly left them bereft of possible redemption. hank emerges
as a more central character this season and skyler is much more active
as well. jesse and walt get as close as ever to being caught when hank
finds the rv at the junkyard.
this was a tough season
for me. it hurt to see jesse off the wagon last season, but it's almost
worse to see him resigned to criminality here. his strong moral compass
when it comes to kids is redemptive and walt stepping up for him, thus
strengthening their partnership, are good things to see. of course this
is capped off by the finale which is as tense as any episode in the series.
the series continues
to be about walt/jesse and them solving problems together, but this is
the season where hanks and skyler really are central to the plot. i think
of it as a plot-driven show since so much is always happening, but the
characters are so strong and complex that it works on both levels. as always,
actions have consequences and we see that here. A.
Breaking
Bad Season Four - this season gets a little outlandish with some
of the plot. things are almost ridiculously tense. it's contrived hysteria
at times, but i mean that in a good way. the writers do a good job of ratcheting
up the drama without straying too far into absurdity.
in gus, walt finally
has an adversary worthy of his intelligence. much of the series walt is
obsessed with the fact that he's underutilized in this regard so it's nice,
in a way, to see him finally challenged to the fullest. his potential is
being realized and i guess that's all any of us can hope for, but it so
completely destroys everything around him - his family, jesse, the community,
order - that it's also depressing. hank's idleness is similar - he's bed-ridden
and unable to fulfill his potential until he goes out with walt looking
for heisenberg and breaks the law in his pursuit of his white whale.
i'd like to think that
walt and jesse can return to some normalcy in the final season, but they've
passed the point of no return. walt is far too tenacious to give up and
there are loose ends that will surely bite them next season. ted's death
may haunt skyler, the cartel wanting a piece of jesse (who helped gus in
his overthrow), etc. at the end of the season it looked like maybe they
were done with the business, but the business may not be done with them.
A.
Dexter
Season One - the first season takes a little while to lift off,
but it is intriguing enough to keep you coming back for more. dexter is
a more plot-driven series than it is character-driven. i found myself much
more interested in who the ice cream truck killer was than what motivated
any of the characters. part of that is a lack of great secondary characters
and part of that is the voiceover, which inserts for the viewer, dexter's
interpretation of the characters and events. so, instead of interpreting
things yourself, you are given his opinion; in essence you are told what
to think. i think that the use of the voice over evolves a bit as the series
progresses. it's less present and more seamless. it's more funny, too.
dexter is like a lot
of people and he has a code, he has scruples which makes him capable of
some sympathy. i think audiences appreciate when psychopaths draw a line,
it allows them to connect at least a little bit. towards the end of the
season dexter is forced to decide what kind of person he's going to be,
and this is the kind of decision he'll likely face throughout the entire
series.
luke got me started
on this and i wasn't really sold on the series until about half way through
the first season. you really have to give a series several episodes if
you see any potential. even seinfeld took a little while to find its feet.
glad we stuck with it. B.
Dexter
Season Two - this season was about the hunt for the bay harbor
butcher and dexter battling with living a normal life or a life in the
closet. i think this will be a long standing theme of the show. if he ever
goes fully in one direction or the other the show will lose much of its
intrigue. this is also the season where lila plays the foil for dexter.
his brother was the foil in the first season, but he was firmly on the
insane side of the spectrum. lila comes off as embracing her wickedness
in a less destructive way. turns out, though, that she's a total nut who
is willing to do whatever she needs to get what she wants. her insane energy
and dastardly
manipulation make for
some good episodes.
it was during the first
part of this season that i found myself finally warming up to dexter the
character. i was already sold on the series, but the character hadn't quite
won me over yet. now, though, i started thinking to myself "maybe we
need a guy like dexter around to do the dirty work for us from time to
time." just a thought.
it's a really taut
season as it revolves around looking for the bay harbor butcher which is
dexter. lundy is hot on his tail and so is sgt. doakes. dexter comes as
close as he can to giving himself up without actually doing it. B.
Dexter
Season Three - the season of jimmy smits as foil and friend of
dexter. took a little while to get into the plot of this season since the
stakes weren't as high. but smits' character was good and unpredictable.
dexter, and the audience, think that smits is for real - a potential partner
and friend for dexter. someone who finally understands dexter but isn't
a sociopath. someone who dexter can teach and learn from at the same time.
but, as always, things unravel and smits turns out to be another nut job.
a formula is arising here. we have a foil for dexter. dexter becomes more
normal and assimilated. dexter reaches out to someone who understands him.
this person proves to be unstable and unreliable. dexter kills this person
out of self-preservation and in line with "the code" since this person
also happens to kill the innocent.
i'm left wondering
what will happen once dexter is wrong about someone he kills. he uses science,
sure, but one day may come when he is wrong about who he decides to kill.
this season wasn't as good as season 2, but the production is better in
these two seasons relative to the first. secondary characters like angel,
deb and rita get a
little more meat to them. B.
Dexter
Season Four - just finished this one so it's fresher in my head.
it's the best season i've seen so far. john lithgow is a great foil for
dexter because he's, from afar, the guy who can balance being a killer
with being a family man. sure, he doesn't live by the same code as dexter
(and thus must die), but dexter can learn something from him...or so it
seems. deb goes through some more awful stuff when lundy dies. she's basically
the show's punching bag. things with angel and maria heat up out of nowhere.
he's too good for her, in my opinion.
really, though, this
season is about dexter settling into married/family life. can he successfully
manage those two worlds? probably not, and in the final moments of the
season it turns out he kinda doesn't have to. rita is killed (presumably)
by lithgow, though i'm not sure how he would have found out about dexter's
past. it's possible it was just a coincidence, i suppose. i accidentally
looked up julie benz online and saw that she was dexter's wife through
season 4. it was a fleeting glimpse and at the end of the season i still
held out hope that i had seen it wrong. turns out i didn't, but it wasn't
too much of a spoiler because i never saw it coming that she died the way
she did. honestly it was a very sad moment. dexter needs rita, i think,
and now that he doesn't have her i'm afraid he's going to wander into even
more despicable territory.
season four also saw
dexter being wrong about one of his murder victims for the first time.
john dahl directed several episodes in this season and season three, so
i guess that explains where he's been lately. i also noticed a difference
in the way harry appears in the last couple seasons. instead of being used
solely in flashbacks, harry is now used as dexter's conscience and comments
on what's currently happening. i think it's a more seamless way of inserting
the character and was a good change. B+.
01/29/12
Haywire
- i went into this movie knowing that a lot of stars were in it and that
was all. meryl sets our movie agenda and i told her a while back i wanted
to see it, but had completely forgotten about it by the time we saw it.
as i was watching it i kept thinking that it felt and awful lot like a
steven soderbergh film. the long takes, the movement of the camera, the
david holmes-esque music. it felt like a laid back ocean's eleven. then
the credits roll and it says directed by steven soderbergh and suddenly
the world makes sense. and then it says music by david holmes and i feel
like a genius for about 2 seconds. then i find out that the lead is gina
carano who is an mma star. this makes sense for two reasons. she's a pretty
convincing fighter in the film (though the editing needed some work to
make the fights tighter) and it fits the girlfriend experience mold that
soderbergh made with sasha grey. in that film he got a porn star to play
a prostitute and here he gets an mma fighter to play a mercenary.
the plot wasn't exactly
clear, but it was interesting enough to keep me engaged. carano cleans
up nice, too. all in all it wasn't a bad movie, but it wasn't as good as
you expect from soderbergh. B-.
One
For The Money - gotta respect the truth of the title. katherine
heigl could easily move to the next level in the acting world if she chose
to. she's a pretty good actress when the material is there and she has
plenty of pull. in knocked up she made $300k for her starring role. now
she's making over $12 million a picture and, it appears, taking any work
that comes along. this picture is bad and formulaic. heigl tries a jersey
accent, but it's inconsistent and not particularly good anyway. gross commercialism
here. glad we stole this one. D-.
01/27/12
Grey
- thinking back on this movie a few days after seeing it, it's hard to
say exactly why i liked it so much. not a whole lot happens and it's not
the film that the trailer depicts, but it's a real good film nonetheless.
there's a great balance of tension and comedy, some good mystery, and a
nicely chosen cast. liam neeson is pretty much must-see these days. it's
not often that i'd rewatch a movie within a week, but i'd definitely check
this one out again if i had the opportunity. B+.
Man
On A Ledge - nice enough working class tower heist-esque little
movie. the big problem here, though, is that they cast elizabeth banks
when they meant to (or at least should have) cast vera farmiga. every line
that banks delivered had me thinking that farmiga was the one who should
have been the one delivering it. other than that this is a good enough
flick to pass the time. B-.
01/24/12
Extremely
Loud & Incredibly Close - more like extremely obnoxious and
incredibly gay. the kid is annoying and not well acted, though not helped
by the poor screenplay. overly long and cheap in its use of september 11th.
not at all worthy of nomination. not the kid, not the movie, not max von
sydow. the one thing it had going for it was the mystery of finding out
what the key is for and then we find out it's for a stranger's safety deposit
box and we never find out what's inside. a waste. D+.
01/23/12
Iron
Lady - total piece of junk with no soul and no discernible narrative
structure. streep, of course, is very good, but her performance alone doesn't
save this from the scrap pile. a total bore. another shitty british film.
please, someone take away their cameras. D.
01/20/12
Addiction
Incorporated - addiction incorporated primarily a talking heads
documentary that covers the downfall of the tobacco industry. in my college
years i did a fair amount of research on the anti-tobacco lobby and the
tobacco settlement around which the movie revolves, i've also seen the
insider a few times, so it's a not unfamiliar topic to me. despite, not
because of, that i found the documentary to be engaging and informative.
it not only illuminates the tobacco industry and their fight for survival,
but also the special interest and political system we have. by now all
this stuff is fairly old hat for a cynic like me, but it served as a good
reminder that sometimes the truth actually makes a difference. a rare feel
good story in the world of politics. B.
01/11/12
Silent
House - uruguayan horror film supposedly based on real events.
basically it's paranormal activity with the academically interesting twist
that the whole thing is shot in one take. it's the second longest take
i know of in film history, with the first being russian ark. i must say
that both films are not entirely interesting beyond the gimmick, however.
plus, like hitchcock does in rope, there are some cheats in the film that
allow there to be a few cuts, though i'm unsure whether they used them
to cut or not. i just kept wondering why she was wandering around this
house aimlessly as things got more and more terrifying around her. the
ending reminded me of high tension, but it made even less sense. C-.
01/05/12
Bellflower
- the trailer is really good and enticing, unfortunately it's not entirely
indicative of the feel of the film. the film wanders about as does its
protagonist. i kept waiting for something inspiring or weighty to happen
and then the ending finally delivers, only it doesn't. acting and directing
showed promise, but really uncertain how i feel about the story as a whole.
i get what happened and what didn't and i think i understand why everything
was portrayed as it was, i'm just not sure it was worth the build up. B-.
01/02/12
It's
Kind Of A Funny Story - pretty good the second time around as well.
funny and touching with a nice style to it. it's like one flew over the
cuckoo's nest meets 500 days of summer or catcher in the rye or something.
B+.
01/01/12
Girl
With The Dragon Tattoo - better than original overall. it told
the story better and the music and direction were better. both are overly
long, but the books are long and detailed from what i've heard so i understand
why. i almost feel like the ending of both should be an epilogue instead
of the final act. summarized over the credits using news reports would
suffice. one aspect where the remake fell short was the ending wherein
the girl feels let down by blomkvist who continues his romance with another
woman. i just didn't buy the sentimentality from her character. the way
she first comes onto blomkvist, for example, isn't the sign of a woman
who is an emotional wreck going out on a limb. rather it's a sign of a
woman who takes what she wants and evidently wants blomkvist at that moment.
i can't recall all
the other differences between the two films, but the american version had
a better feel in my estimation and i attribute that largely to fincher.
it follows in the mold of se7en (and, to a lesser extent, zodiac) more
than any of his other films. it's not his best work (that's behind him
at this point), but it's a nice enough film and i'll be watching the others
as they come out. B+.
grading scale:
A+ | 4.3 |
A | 4.0 |
A- | 3.7 |
B+ | 3.3 |
B | 3.0 |
B- | 2.7 |
C+ | 2.3 |
C | 2.0 |
C- | 1.7 |
D+ | 1.3 |
D | 1.0 |
D- | 0.7 |
F+ | 0.3 |
F | 0.0 |
F- | -0.3 |